Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

sligojoek

sligojoek wrote: »

On Twitter

‘Ciaran drowned here ‘

Such sensitivity.............

ButtersSuki

Topgear on Dave wrote: »

Such sensitivity.............

Wait ‘til de buke comes out:
De Childers Dat Did Doyed and Drownded In De Rivers of Ireland from De Waters Dat Did Come When Day Opened De Sluice Gates Of Ardnacrusha and dat so to speak.

pc7

Mod note

Just a reminder to watch abuse levels on callers as well as presenters

thanks
PC7

plodder

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Not quite true. Joe was referring to the fact that if you do an internet search for Phoenix Children's Hospital, the first results will be about the facility in Arizona.

It's not just about internet searches, but generally within the professional medical community, in say academic papers, conferences, CVs even, it will cause confusion when you say you are associated with the "Phoenix Children's hospital". So, which one? The one in Phoenix, or the one in eh ... Dublin, Ireland? It makes it look like we are trying to ride on their coat-tails and is completely parochial and ridiculous.

Dan Jaman

sligojoek wrote: »

On Twitter

‘Ciaran drowned here ‘

Pavement a moile woide an' dat. Just a perfectly normal quayside, really.

zell12

They need a Clontarf wall

thecretinhop

on de ll love ronan saying what might be on ll

cold church guff
de fordin language schools
etc

zell12

Fordiners making our churches cold

ButtersSuki

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 156
Joe Shows: 121
No Show Joe Shows: 35
Breakeens 4 Joe: 35
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €302,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.

Odyssey 2005

Duffy feverishly looking for paddy in Genoa. Nothing like multiple deaths to whet his appetite.

ButtersSuki

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Duffy feverishly looking for paddy in Genoa. Nothing like multiple deaths to whet his appetite.

Or.....



Joe: And do you remember de bridge Paddy when you were dare for EYEtalia '90?

anthonyjmaher

Bridge collapse in Italy looks bad. No doubt Joe will be asking for the experiences of some ex RTE person who now lives in Italy and crossed the bridge two years ago.

ButtersSuki

anthonyjmaher wrote: »

Bridge collapse in Italy looks bad. No doubt Joe will be asking for the experiences of some ex RTE person who now lives in Italy and crossed the bridge two years ago.

Paddy Agnew on Lahn 2.

SecretsOfEarth

BREAKING: Mother of Kathryn Thomas left 'shaken but unharmed' after Italian bridge incident.

Kathryn Thomaseseseses mother has said she was left "completely stunned" after narrowly avoiding being caught up in the tragic collapse of a bridge in Genoa, Italy.

The mother of the RTÉ star escaped without injury thankfully. She told us:
"I was just going down O'Connell Street with my shopping and I felt like getting an ice cream. I went into Spar and got myself a Cornetto. Soon after, I was just crossing the bridge and eating my ice cream when I saw the notification of the incident on my phone, through the wunderful, fantastic RTÉ News Now app. As I was on the bridge with my Cornetto, or "little horn" in Italian so to speak, I really had to stop and think: 'What if that was me?'. Thankfully, I'm fine but the Cornetto melted while I stood in pensive thought."

ButtersSuki

SecretsOfEarth wrote: »

BREAKING: Mother of Katherine Thomas left 'shaken but unharmed' after Italian bridge incident.

Katherine Thomaseseseses mother has said she was left "completely stunned" after narrowly avoiding being caught up in the tragic collapse of a bridge in Genoa, Italy.

The mother of the RTÉ star escaped without injury thankfully. She told us:
"I was just going down O'Connell Street with my shopping and I felt like getting an ice cream. I went into Spar and got myself a Cornetto. Soon after, I was just crossing the bridge and eating my ice cream when I saw the notification of the incident on my phone, through the wunderful, fantastic RTÉ News Now app. As I was on the bridge with my Cornetto, or "little horn" in Italian so to speak, I really had to stop and think: 'What if that was me?'. Thankfully, I'm fine but the Cornetto melted while I stood in pensive thought."

:pac:
Well done! Well done!

And beat me to it. You left out 12 pictures of Kat-Trinn trying to look sexy, and details of her upcoming projects and an update on de babby, but udderwise it's good effort.

SecretsOfEarth

ButtersSuki wrote: »

:pac:
Well done! Well done!



And beat me to it.

I wouldn't have thought of it only for this thread reminding me of that spell of incidents where her mother miraculously avoided them despite having, at best, a tenuous connection to them.

ButtersSuki

SecretsOfEarth wrote: »

I wouldn't have thought of it only for this thread reminding me of that spell of incidents where her mother miraculously avoided them despite having, at best, a tenuous connection to them.

Dare but for de Grace of God.......

ButtersSuki

Won't be in twoday callers, now will I get a chance to read de thread until later....but enjoy yerselves now, dja heer me?.

SEPT 23 1989

An Irish pub in Genoa?

zell12

Two people contacted Lahvlahn this morning?

sligojoek

Good advice

zell12

Foreign language school refuses to go on Lahvlahn

sligojoek

A packed lunch every day.

Joe: WOW.

sligojoek

He'll be reading out the company name in that tone for the day.

SEPT 23 1989

will the owner come on for a chat

Dan Jaman

anthonyjmaher wrote: »

Bridge collapse in Italy looks bad. No doubt Joe will be asking for the experiences of some ex RTE person who now lives in Italy and crossed the bridge two years ago.

No doubt it was a relative of Kathryn Thomas who was on the bridge this morning.

A full two hours before the collapse.
Phew, lucky escape, sez Joe.
I expect the backroom team (1) will be feverishly trying to get her on de rajo again.

Orwellmerchant

The little japanese boy CAME himself

Orwellmerchant

Come in E-dell about the E taliens.

anthonyjmaher

Why are you reading out the reviews with that tone Joe, if you have something to say why don't you just f**king say it.

Mena Mitty

SecretsOfEarth wrote: »

BREAKING: Mother of Kathryn Thomas left 'shaken but unharmed' after Italian bridge incident.

Kathryn Thomaseseseses mother has said she was left "completely stunned" after narrowly avoiding being caught up in the tragic collapse of a bridge in Genoa, Italy.

The mother of the RTÉ star escaped without injury thankfully. She told us:
"I was just going down O'Connell Street with my shopping and I felt like getting an ice cream. I went into Spar and got myself a Cornetto. Soon after, I was just crossing the bridge and eating my ice cream when I saw the notification of the incident on my phone, through the wunderful, fantastic RTÉ News Now app. As I was on the bridge with my Cornetto, or "little horn" in Italian so to speak, I really had to stop and think: 'What if that was me?'. Thankfully, I'm fine but the Cornetto melted while I stood in pensive thought."

So it wasn't the Genoa cake she had at eleven's was the culprit den caller.....dat's a relief sotospeak.