Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Finding this guy a bit preachy to be honest.

It's his show, he thinks it's ok to be preachy

Deleted User wrote: »

Finding this guy a bit preachy to be honest.

It's what he's paid for. 430K at the last count.

50 minutes of §hîťê talk

BarryD2

Will it be 'Holy Joe' shows for the next 3 weeks or so?

[Deleted User]

Uncharted wrote: »

Such absolute nonsense from the mouths of adults is mind boggling. All these people vying to be in a cultish gang,bowing down to imaginary beings. It's beyond ludicrous. Pfffft.

It's called brainwashing.

De Papal Visit Holy Joe Show Estimated Fees Calulcator and dat:

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Fock me dat will break de Calculator.

Current estimated fees are €2,500 for 75mins, so €2,000 per hour.

4 hours x €2,000 = €8,000.

Double Time on a Sunday = €16,000.

Triple Time on a Sunday = €24,000.

FOCK ME.

All based on the likely low figure-een of €2,000 per hour which is likely under-estimating and dat.

Plus dat's only allowing for on-air time. You can bet your ass there'll be a full day of rehearsals/run through on Saturday as well as a requirement to be there in advance of the air time etc. - he'll probably pull €50K out of dis nixer.

And need anudder week off to recover.

BarryD2 wrote: »

Will it be 'Holy Joe' shows for the next 3 weeks or so?

I suppose so. Whenever and wherever it can be shoved in.

zell12

Four hour Lavhlahn Special broadcast on a Sunday!

Floppybits

he loves the auld "so to speak" saying

Uncharted

Transistors and an ear piece?????

Bahahahaha!!!! Wtf?? The man is an oaf.

BPKS

How many days off will Joe get for wurking on the Sunday?

Roger_007

So, de next Funny Friday is coming from de Park?

Ah bless

Bonus unexpected DEATH for Joe.

Roger_007

Normal service resumes!..........DEATH!

BPKS

Maybe if he wasnt drunk while having a slash and talking on the phone he might not have fallen in?

meep

Floppybits wrote: »

he loves the auld "so to speak" saying

Almost as much as 'By the way'

zell12

Mother nature doing its thing.

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

Would he then have to ring in to his own show to complain about traffic or any slight changes to regulations?

He tweeted about Operation Freeflow a few years ago with a picture of him driving at the time through Dame Street. "A friend" reported it to the Gardai at the time as a dangerous driving incident. Needless to say they never heard anything back from the Gardai since. Joe likely didn't see it as such as drink driving is ok in his book remember?

It was likely a civil matter anyway.:rolleyes:

Man gets pissed. Tries to piss into the sea,falls in and drowns. End of conversation. Thousands haven't fallen in ..!

Floppybits wrote: »

he loves the auld "so to speak" saying

You really are new here if that's a new one to you...so to speak.

BPKS wrote: »

Maybe if he wasnt drunk while having a slash and talking on the phone he might not have fallen in?

STOP TALKING SENCE...THIS IS THE LIVELINE.

BPKS

Hang on, theres a two lane road with a footpath opposite the barrier.

Perhaps we should erect a barrier around the entire coastline to prevent anyone from falling in?
Or... and I know this is a bit off the wall... perhaps we could all exercise a bit of common cop-on and keep away from the edge?

Floppybits

Great day for Joe today, Church and Death. His favorites.