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Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak
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somesoldiers wrote: »JP for President...might as well throw his oar in with every other tom, Dick and Harry
Not much hope of that, can you imagine the scrutiny & questions!
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TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:
Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 186
Joe Shows: 149
No Show Joe Shows: 37
Breakeens 4 Joe: 37
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 32
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1
NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €372,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat nor d'expenses for driving, vittels and de overnightin' often mere days in advance of a FunnyFryday. Wurking class man wit de wurking class wurk ettic and dat.
*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.
Callers, in future you will not be allowed on de air if you're going to discuss tax avoidance and dat - dja heer me?0 -
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Any mention of de Prez getting €868 per day no questions asked on top of the salary?
or dis classic one
Parents' anger at decision to scrap First Holy Communion date for 'any Mass day'
Sure Duffy gets almost 3 times that for 75mins 4 days a week, 40 weeks a year and only a handful of people ask questions about that.......Caller: "I'm sure you give money to charity, Joe.."
I'm quite sure you give money to charidee, Joe, and the rest of us would hear about it.
Like Jack and Jill, eh?thecretinhop wrote: »fateen paying taxes lol
LOL x infinity +1 recurring.Joe is not most wurkers a wurker, caller
FYP.Don't mention Ryanair's Michael O'Leary
Any excuse....GAA a cash-strapped organisation -need every little bit of monetary assistance they can get.
:rolleyes:Nice one.
How many days of the year does BOC reside in the country?
Too many. Wish he'd stay in Florida. Did I ever mention the time I was in Orlando International Airport and the O'Cardle clan were flying home? Dressed head to toe the lot of them in what I can only describe as a kaleidoscope of luminous coloured gold gear. Subtle as a brick.
Well that seems totally plausible.Joe: "Sorry, I'm not being rude"
First time for everything.Odyssey 2005 wrote: »You are being rude joe
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Chalk it down.Duffy talking about paying tax ....
LOL.is Joe drunk ? praising O'Leary ??
That 7th glass of Bollinger '57 at lunch is having an effect.Odyssey 2005 wrote: »Neck like a jockeys bollix;)
A jockey only has 2 balls.Duffy should just let the Michael O'Leary thing go, he does his best to have a pot shot at O'Leary every chance he gets
He's like a spoilt child, no-one tells him to stop.Odyssey 2005 wrote: »Rude again Duffy
WHOY are you surprised, so to speak?Ha hasn't paid taxes in Ireland in 20 years
Joe or JP?Best statesman
OMG !
This country !
Who was that said in reference to?anthonyjmaher wrote: »The point is not that he's not a good man. The point is that he is a tax exile. If he wants to be slapped on the back for being a patriot then he should pay his taxes here the same as the rest of us.
+1SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »Duffy getting savagedthecretinhop wrote: »joe getting shirtyJoe getting stroppy now.
Wat happened.anthonyjmaher wrote: »A hundred grand for the cash strapped Dublin County Board. They wouldn't wipe their h0les with 100k.
I've no time for de GAA, but has he heard of The ButtersSuki GAA County Board?Odyssey 2005 wrote: »How do you make your money Joe,cos you don't work for it.
He duz 75mins wurk 4 days a week 40 weeks a year and supplements dat wit some PAs (Public Appearances - for fees), Speaking Engagements, buke writin' and datJoe reading Wikipedia live on air.
Are yis bleedin listening Dee?
No, she's not listening. She's in Gee-Bows.somesoldiers wrote: »Ah don't mention Trainers- Butters will be on about his latest NIKE ones
I got a pair of Air Jordan V PSGs only last week, and a Pair of Air Jordan III JTHs the week before that.
:pac:Ah yes we love a rogue in Ireland, these same callers probably vote for Michael Lowry, or equivalent
Dat's rite!Duffy Vadar
LOL.somesoldiers wrote: »Some neck on Duffy, you abuse the license payers by advertising your wares free on air and pursuing yer own agendas while taking 12 weeks holiday a year and paying f all tax
Joe's bukes are a public interest caller - I mean who doesn't want to know more about the intimate details of children blown to smithereens and shot in the head?GAA pay taxes ! Ha, all the cash at the gate, every note counted for taxation purposes - yeh right
A-ha! Well spotted!Odyssey 2005 wrote: »How long did it take them to dig this clown up
He's been in RTE for years.Odyssey 2005 wrote: »Scary thing is...this idiot can reproduce and vote...
sligojoek beat me to it wit his comment above so to speak. Well done! Well done!This dude sounds like Diarmuid "we're saving the world here" Gavin
Anudder gobshoyte.Ah he has a point. Who can respect these tax exiles that parade themselves as Irish but who don't contribute their fair share of income tax here.
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Two prize tax avoiders there, and not an ounce of talent between dem.Odyssey 2005 wrote: »They're playing by the rules,as is Duffy and all the other artists. Change the rules,don't criticize the players.
The rules weren't designed to facilitate one man bands operating as companies. It's a loophole they've talked about closing for years and I just wish they'd hurry up and shut it. But no doubt as soon as they do De Tree Twins will be employed full time as "Artistic Consultants" or some such makey-uppy title to take the workforce count to Foyve (incl. Mrs. Duffy). The whole thing should really be examined with a fine tooth comb.thecretinhop wrote: »that was classic. i have a mental picture of fateen yanking the plug out if your man bad said dob...
He who shall not be mentioned on de boards and dat.somesoldiers wrote: »doubt it, he didn't give them anything out of the proceeds of Chislers of The Rising, even though he went round the country telling anyone that would listen that the idea was inspired by the foundation
I pointed that out repeatedly. He SHAMELESSLY used them to heavily imply his buke was a charitable venture. It was a seedy and scummy thing to do. No doubt many who purchased it bought it on the assumption monies were going to J&J (or other charities) with no intention of ever reading it.Yes, because Duffy is an International Artist of High Renown and other countries would be falling over themselves to get him over there.
Something like that, anyway.
Oh yeah, I always loved "Forest Walkway Wit De Two Suns".How much tax does the great man pay? Between his artist exemption for his bukes and being a contractor for RTE.
Somewhere between zero and Fock All.Rock Lesnar wrote: »No problem talking about JP but wont identify these roofers
Classy.Odyssey 2005 wrote: »He's talking to the right man so.
Tru dat.What colour was de van Hi Ace Hi Ass?
FYP.It's not just 'artistes', there's a few high profile wealthy Irish that carry on that way. Whatever about playing by the rules, there's doing the right thing. A small question of morality, which same are sometimes wont to lecture us on.
Joe's fond of lecturing us alright.I suspect Metallica pay more tax here than U2 does.
:pac:was wondering when he would turn on Michael O'Leary !! it was all going so well
He's so predictable.ug3nk61of2dc98 wrote: »Notice he never helps anyone. Only uses them to fill his show . Yet they keep ringing him. Amazing!
I've been saying this for years. He rarely actually does anything. Even when he gets a business to do something they largely do it for the PR, press and publicity more than any desire to actually help. He's seen as some sort of "Joe'll Fix It" (without the paedophilia) but in reality it's more akin to "Joe'll Listen To You Moan While He Eats Cake and Goo-Gulls Puns On De EYEPad"Caller: "I'm sorry I'm not hearing that, I'm not catching that" :pac:
Subtle
What was that about?boggerman1 wrote: »Stupid women on giving out about JP.have nothing but admiration for him and this from a Tipp man.and thanks for the 100k for the Tipp county board
Your name says it all really....:pac:
Genuine question - did you vote for Lowry?thecretinhop wrote: »derek desmond
Who's he?Culchie voice missing all the points ... ......... over the endline and wide .
As usual......If I was Barbara, Id say this is a shíteshow and slam the phone down
I'd love if someone did that someday. The using her phone whilst driving Southsider who was on to Philip a while back was close to it....Odyssey 2005 wrote: »Ask Joe how much he pays in tax missus
See earlier answer caller.anthonyjmaher wrote: »You must have a TV license, that's one of the conditions of living in Ireland, unless you are JP McManus.
That's one stupid ad.More self promotion
How did he get de buke into the conversation? How tedious was the link?All hail
Why is he wearing jocks underneath the ladies swimsuit?
Also I see Ryanair go for the cheapest Promo Girls too........staying true to the brand. I'll be on my first Ryanair flight in years on Saturday. I'm dreading it.somesoldiers wrote: »have yis never seen Cowboy Builders with Dommo and Melinda
I met Melinda once in a Dublin nightclub when she was here promoting Limited Edition Magnums back I think around 2002/2003. She was tiny, but de boobs were to use Joe's wurd last weekend "GINORMOUS". I told her I liked her work. She told me I was very cheeky. I was with my other at de time. She told me to go for it........I didn't.Oooh Duffy trying to cover up o’bribes Name
EXPUNGE! EXPUNGE!dvcireland wrote: »Any more horsey anecdotes
When peeple say:
Howaya Horse?
to me, I always reply with:
Stable.
Some get it. Some are confused by it.Odyssey 2005 wrote: »And joe OCCASIONALLY works from 13.45 until 1500.
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TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:
Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 187
Joe Shows: 150
No Show Joe Shows: 37
Breakeens 4 Joe: 37
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 32
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1
NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €375,000*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat nor d'expenses for driving, vittels and de overnightin' often mere days in advance of a FunnyFryday. Wurking class man wit de wurking class wurk ettic and dat.
*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.
Don't do de accent taxin'....0
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