Would you buy an escort for your young adult kids/friends?

nigel_wilson

Assuming you were a parent or you were the friend of someone who was 18-20, would you help them lose the aul virginity?

People think escorts are for losers but let's be honest, there comes a certain age where if you haven't had any intimate contact with anyone then you probably aren't going to improve. Some people need guidance. An escort may not be for them so get them sex therapy

The Backwards Man

My oul lad got me an escort when I was twelve, put her through two walls, a dog kennel and a diesel tank, didn't take a shake out of her.

Petyr Baelish

nigel_wilson wrote: »

Assuming you were a parent or you were the friend of someone who was 18-20, would you help them lose the aul virginity?

People think escorts are for losers but let's be honest, there comes a certain age where if you haven't had any intimate contact with anyone then you probably aren't going to improve. Some people need guidance. An escort may not be for them so get them sex therapy

No, that's an idiotic idea.

Billy86

Reminds me if my first trip to Amsterdam when a few of us were wandering around the RLD mystified (and a little creepers out) by the whole thing... When next thing we saw a guy in his 40s/50s leave one of the booths, followed out by a kid that couldn't have been more than 12.

I'm still trying to tell myself that it must have been family dropping in on her lunch break.

Grayson

Petyr Baelish wrote: »

No, that's an idiotic idea.

Weird that someone with your username would say that

Petyr Baelish

Grayson wrote: »

Weird that someone with your username would say that

I wouldn't read too much into it, I don't really own brothels.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

This is up there with the thread on whether you'd buy your 14 year old daughter a vibrator.

beveragelady

Might be worth noting the OP's contribution to this thread... https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=107437444

Avatar MIA

No, they can fumble around with the mysteries of bra straps and get rejected and finally... succeed like the rest of us.

I can imagine Paw's in Red neck country doing this.

Finally, buy someone their first car and they'll like it, but not cherish it like their first car they buy out of their own money. Don't deny them this.

umop episdn

Nah, tell him bring 5 or 6 bottles of WKD blue to a junior cert results disco, he'll be grand!!

sbsquarepants

Billy86 wrote: »

Reminds me if my first trip to Amsterdam when a few of us were wandering around the RLD mystified (and a little creepers out) ... .

You and your mates were wandering around the red light district with your little creepers out?

You really do see some weird shít there!

And as for getting the young lad an aul hoor for his birthday - eh, no. It's a little bit savillesque for my tastes.:mad:

andekwarhola

I'd definitely buy this one. She's a beaut

Austria!

Absolutely not. That's money I could be spending on my own escort.

sbsquarepants

beveragelady wrote: »

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Nigel - you're one sick puppy:mad:

GingerLily

beveragelady wrote: »

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@ing Christ

Hitman3000

You don't buy them, you rent their valuable time anything that happens is well...you get the rest.

Avatar MIA

Hitman3000 wrote: »

You don't buy them, you rent their valuable time anything that happens is well...you get the rest.

That's what he's hoping for.

Ulysses Gaze

beveragelady wrote: »

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WTF

Witchie

I brought my 23 and 20 years old sons to a brothel a few weeks ago.


It was totally by accident and all we partook of was a beer before making a has to retreat.

Am a bad mammy.

sbsquarepants

Witchie wrote: »

Am a bad mammy.

A bleeding terrible one if you ask me.

You can't go teasing your poor kids with hoors. Bring them back right this minute before the poor fúckers explode:D

Boom_Bap

sbsquarepants wrote: »

A bleeding terrible one if you ask me.

You can't go teasing your poor kids with hoors. Bring them back right this minute before the poor fúckers explode:D

I'd say they slipped back once mammy went to bed

Hector Bellend

andekwarhola wrote: »

I'd definitely buy this one. She's a beaut

beveragelady

beveragelady wrote: »

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Holy ****! **** off man. Seriously.

Lux23

beveragelady wrote: »

Might be worth noting the OP's contribution to this thread... https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=107437444

This person should be reported. Disgusting.

beveragelady

GingerLily wrote: »

@ing Christ

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

WTF

Deleted User wrote: »

Holy ****! **** off man. Seriously.

Lux23 wrote: »

This person should be reported. Disgusting.

Are you all disgusted with me or disgusted with the OP?

beveragelady

beveragelady wrote: »

Are you all disgusted with me or disgusted with the OP?

The op. I'm grateful that you brought it to our attention

Ulysses Gaze

beveragelady wrote: »

Are you all disgusted with me or disgusted with the OP?

The OP.

Lux23

beveragelady wrote: »

Are you all disgusted with me or disgusted with the OP?

My apologies, I am disgusted with Nigel.

topper75

Witchie wrote: »

I brought my 23 and 20 years old sons to a brothel a few weeks ago.


It was totally by accident and all we partook of was a beer before making a has to retreat.

Am a bad mammy.

How did that happen - did it look like a regular bar?

Cocobeans101

nigel_wilson wrote: »

Assuming you were a parent or you were the friend of someone who was 18-20, would you help them lose the aul virginity?

People think escorts are for losers but let's be honest, there comes a certain age where if you haven't had any intimate contact with anyone then you probably aren't going to improve. Some people need guidance. An escort may not be for them so get them sex therapy

You've got serious issues. Why would you need sex
therapy because you haven’t been laid yet? How would your mam or dad bringing you to a prostitute not mean you’d need ever more therapy.

And speaking of therapy, you could do with some regular therapy. A lot of regular therapy.

Witchie

topper75 wrote: »

How did that happen - did it look like a regular bar?

We were visiting George Town, in Malaysia and I googled looking for a nearby bar. The picture of the review is below. In hindsight....

Anyway it looked closed. The windows and door had the blinds down but my eldest pushed the door and it opened. It looked just like an old man pub in Ireland so we went in, sat down, ordered our beers and then I noticed at the back a row of cubicles like dressing rooms. Was puzzled until I noticed the girl in her 20s drapped over a guy in his 50s and the penny dropped.

endacl

beveragelady wrote: »

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But the world owes me sex, and if the evil wimmenz won’t give it to me, I’ll just have to take it?

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime

I actually thought about this before for a friend of mine

We're in the mid 20's now and friends since secondary school

The lad hasn't seen a real life breast since either 3rd or 5th year and hasn't gotten a ride since (was his second ever girlfriend)

The lad has social issues with approaching women, be it in a bar or park etc and struggles with conversation

I've often thought about paying a brazzer or the likes to "bump" into him in a pub or likes and get talking to him and lead him on and back for a ride

It would be a great ego boost for him I think but if he ever found out shes a brazzer I'm sure he'd be pissed about it.

So I'm 50/50 on the fence of it.

Sky King

Every time i see a thread about prostitution with escort in the thread title I'm all like yay here come the hilarious ford escort conflation jokes again

razorblunt

Anthony Kiedis lost his to one when he was a young teen.
His Dad sorted it out.

razorblunt

Sky King wrote: »

Every time i see a thread about prostitution with escort in the thread title I'm all like yay here come the hilarious ford escort conflation jokes again

You just need to focus more on the actual replies then.

umop episdn

Seems like a fee posters here are...
Making plans for Nigel !

goose2005

beveragelady wrote: »

Might be worth noting the OP's contribution to this thread... https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=107437444

those protestants, up to no good as usual

corks finest

I'm a parent hoping my kids buy me one,,,or two,4

wexie

Jayzus Nigel, you really need to try to get out more

wexie

wexie wrote:

Jayzus Nigel, you really need to try to get out more

Or perhaps maybe not let out at all

sbsquarepants

beveragelady wrote: »

Are you all disgusted with me or disgusted with the OP?

I'm disgusted with you.....I'm not telling you why though.
You'll just have to wonder:D

Shred

Absolutely not, have a read of this. The girl was interviewed on Newstalk recently too. If that one example alone doesn't make you think twice about hiring an escort there's either something wrong with you or you're a selfish fúck, possibly both.

Discodog

Shred wrote: »

Absolutely not, have a read of this. The girl was interviewed on Newstalk recently too. If that one example alone doesn't make you think twice about hiring an escort there's either something wrong with you or you're a selfish fúck, possibly both.

Or maybe you realise that there are hundreds of professional sex workers who choose it as a profession & aren't coerced in any way.

Chris_Heilong

Shred wrote: »

Absolutely not, have a read of this. The girl was interviewed on Newstalk recently too. If that one example alone doesn't make you think twice about hiring an escort there's either something wrong with you or you're a selfish fúck, possibly both.

A good reason to legalise and regulate it, I guess.

OP, no... TBH I think it would be more worthwhile to take him out and show him how to meet women normally. Although, I would fork out the cash to get out of Ireland to do so. Successfully meeting some normal women in Eastern Europe would do wonders for his confidence and self-respect. Likely cheaper than an escort in Ireland anyway.

the purple tin

beveragelady wrote: »

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5JCp2Hd5L8

MikeyTaylor

It depends on what kind.

nullzero

umop episdn wrote: »

Seems like a fee posters here are...
Making plans for Nigel !

I hear his future is in British steel.

RhubarbCrumble

Realistically a fiesta is probably a better option.

jaxxx

Discodog wrote: »

Or maybe you realise that there are hundreds of professional sex workers who choose it as a profession & aren't coerced in any way.

Don't be silly. Bigotry, stigma and ignorance is the way to go!!


[insert sarcastic cough to indicate sarcasm for people who cannot pick up obvious sarcasm via written methods]

I'm gonna be a bit anal here (excuse the obvious pun), but I don't like the term 'buying' a sex worker. You're not buying her, you're renting her services and time. Same as you would rent a mechanic or another service provider, yeah you don't think of it as renting, but that is what it essentially is. It's things like this (something small to many a mind but important nonetheless) that creates fuel for all those preaching that sex work is wrong, that all sex workers must be coerced and cannot be doing it of their own free will, etc.