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Would you buy an escort for your young adult kids/friends?

nigel_wilson

Assuming you were a parent or you were the friend of someone who was 18-20, would you help them lose the aul virginity?

People think escorts are for losers but let's be honest, there comes a certain age where if you haven't had any intimate contact with anyone then you probably aren't going to improve. Some people need guidance. An escort may not be for them so get them sex therapy

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The Backwards Man

My oul lad got me an escort when I was twelve, put her through two walls, a dog kennel and a diesel tank, didn't take a shake out of her.

Petyr Baelish

nigel_wilson wrote: »

Assuming you were a parent or you were the friend of someone who was 18-20, would you help them lose the aul virginity?

People think escorts are for losers but let's be honest, there comes a certain age where if you haven't had any intimate contact with anyone then you probably aren't going to improve. Some people need guidance. An escort may not be for them so get them sex therapy

No, that's an idiotic idea.

Billy86

Reminds me if my first trip to Amsterdam when a few of us were wandering around the RLD mystified (and a little creepers out) by the whole thing... When next thing we saw a guy in his 40s/50s leave one of the booths, followed out by a kid that couldn't have been more than 12.

I'm still trying to tell myself that it must have been family dropping in on her lunch break.

Grayson

Petyr Baelish wrote: »

No, that's an idiotic idea.

Weird that someone with your username would say that

Petyr Baelish

Grayson wrote: »

Weird that someone with your username would say that

I wouldn't read too much into it, I don't really own brothels.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

This is up there with the thread on whether you'd buy your 14 year old daughter a vibrator.

beveragelady

Might be worth noting the OP's contribution to this thread... https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=107437444

Avatar MIA

No, they can fumble around with the mysteries of bra straps and get rejected and finally... succeed like the rest of us.

I can imagine Paw's in Red neck country doing this.

Finally, buy someone their first car and they'll like it, but not cherish it like their first car they buy out of their own money. Don't deny them this.

umop episdn

Nah, tell him bring 5 or 6 bottles of WKD blue to a junior cert results disco, he'll be grand!!

sbsquarepants

Billy86 wrote: »

Reminds me if my first trip to Amsterdam when a few of us were wandering around the RLD mystified (and a little creepers out) ... .

You and your mates were wandering around the red light district with your little creepers out?

You really do see some weird shít there!

And as for getting the young lad an aul hoor for his birthday - eh, no. It's a little bit savillesque for my tastes.:mad:

andekwarhola

I'd definitely buy this one. She's a beaut

Austria!

Absolutely not. That's money I could be spending on my own escort.

sbsquarepants

beveragelady wrote: »

Might be worth noting the OP's contribution to this thread... https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=107437444

Nigel - you're one sick puppy:mad:

GingerLily

beveragelady wrote: »

Might be worth noting the OP's contribution to this thread... https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=107437444

@ing Christ

Hitman3000

You don't buy them, you rent their valuable time anything that happens is well...you get the rest.

Avatar MIA

Hitman3000 wrote: »

You don't buy them, you rent their valuable time anything that happens is well...you get the rest.

That's what he's hoping for.

Ulysses Gaze

beveragelady wrote: »

Might be worth noting the OP's contribution to this thread... https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=107437444

WTF

Witchie

I brought my 23 and 20 years old sons to a brothel a few weeks ago.

It was totally by accident and all we partook of was a beer before making a has to retreat.

Am a bad mammy.

sbsquarepants

Witchie wrote: »

Am a bad mammy.

A bleeding terrible one if you ask me.

You can't go teasing your poor kids with hoors. Bring them back right this minute before the poor fúckers explode:D

Boom_Bap

sbsquarepants wrote: »

A bleeding terrible one if you ask me.

You can't go teasing your poor kids with hoors. Bring them back right this minute before the poor fúckers explode:D

I'd say they slipped back once mammy went to bed

Hector Bellend

andekwarhola wrote: »

I'd definitely buy this one. She's a beaut

[Deleted User]

beveragelady wrote: »

Might be worth noting the OP's contribution to this thread... https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=107437444

Holy ****! **** off man. Seriously.

Lux23

beveragelady wrote: »

Might be worth noting the OP's contribution to this thread... https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=107437444

This person should be reported. Disgusting.

beveragelady

GingerLily wrote: »

@ing Christ

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

WTF

Deleted User wrote: »

Holy ****! **** off man. Seriously.

Lux23 wrote: »

This person should be reported. Disgusting.

Are you all disgusted with me or disgusted with the OP?

[Deleted User]

beveragelady wrote: »

Are you all disgusted with me or disgusted with the OP?

The op. I'm grateful that you brought it to our attention

Ulysses Gaze

beveragelady wrote: »

Are you all disgusted with me or disgusted with the OP?

The OP.

Lux23

beveragelady wrote: »

Are you all disgusted with me or disgusted with the OP?

My apologies, I am disgusted with Nigel.

topper75

Witchie wrote: »

I brought my 23 and 20 years old sons to a brothel a few weeks ago.

It was totally by accident and all we partook of was a beer before making a has to retreat.

Am a bad mammy.

How did that happen - did it look like a regular bar?

Cocobeans101

nigel_wilson wrote: »

Assuming you were a parent or you were the friend of someone who was 18-20, would you help them lose the aul virginity?

People think escorts are for losers but let's be honest, there comes a certain age where if you haven't had any intimate contact with anyone then you probably aren't going to improve. Some people need guidance. An escort may not be for them so get them sex therapy

You've got serious issues. Why would you need sex
therapy because you haven’t been laid yet? How would your mam or dad bringing you to a prostitute not mean you’d need ever more therapy.

And speaking of therapy, you could do with some regular therapy. A lot of regular therapy.

Witchie

topper75 wrote: »

How did that happen - did it look like a regular bar?

We were visiting George Town, in Malaysia and I googled looking for a nearby bar. The picture of the review is below. In hindsight....

Anyway it looked closed. The windows and door had the blinds down but my eldest pushed the door and it opened. It looked just like an old man pub in Ireland so we went in, sat down, ordered our beers and then I noticed at the back a row of cubicles like dressing rooms. Was puzzled until I noticed the girl in her 20s drapped over a guy in his 50s and the penny dropped.