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Would you buy an escort for your young adult kids/friends?

  • 05-07-2018 11:29AM
    #1
    nigel_wilson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 176 ✭✭


    Assuming you were a parent or you were the friend of someone who was 18-20, would you help them lose the aul virginity?

    People think escorts are for losers but let's be honest, there comes a certain age where if you haven't had any intimate contact with anyone then you probably aren't going to improve. Some people need guidance. An escort may not be for them so get them sex therapy


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  • #2
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    My oul lad got me an escort when I was twelve, put her through two walls, a dog kennel and a diesel tank, didn't take a shake out of her.


  • #3
    Petyr Baelish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 257 ✭✭Petyr Baelish


    nigel_wilson wrote: »
    Assuming you were a parent or you were the friend of someone who was 18-20, would you help them lose the aul virginity?

    People think escorts are for losers but let's be honest, there comes a certain age where if you haven't had any intimate contact with anyone then you probably aren't going to improve. Some people need guidance. An escort may not be for them so get them sex therapy

    No, that's an idiotic idea.


  • #4
    Billy86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    Reminds me if my first trip to Amsterdam when a few of us were wandering around the RLD mystified (and a little creepers out) by the whole thing... When next thing we saw a guy in his 40s/50s leave one of the booths, followed out by a kid that couldn't have been more than 12.

    I'm still trying to tell myself that it must have been family dropping in on her lunch break. :o


  • #5
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,408 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Petyr Baelish wrote: »
    No, that's an idiotic idea.

    Weird that someone with your username would say that


  • #6
    Petyr Baelish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 257 ✭✭Petyr Baelish


    Grayson wrote: »
    Weird that someone with your username would say that

    I wouldn't read too much into it, I don't really own brothels.


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  • #7
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    This is up there with the thread on whether you'd buy your 14 year old daughter a vibrator.


  • #8
    beveragelady
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 855 ✭✭✭beveragelady


    Might be worth noting the OP's contribution to this thread... https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=107437444


  • #9
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    No, they can fumble around with the mysteries of bra straps and get rejected and finally... succeed like the rest of us.

    I can imagine Paw's in Red neck country doing this.

    Finally, buy someone their first car and they'll like it, but not cherish it like their first car they buy out of their own money. Don't deny them this.


  • #10
    umop episdn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 603 ✭✭✭umop episdn


    Nah, tell him bring 5 or 6 bottles of WKD blue to a junior cert results disco, he'll be grand!!


  • #11
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Billy86 wrote: »
    Reminds me if my first trip to Amsterdam when a few of us were wandering around the RLD mystified (and a little creepers out) ... .

    You and your mates were wandering around the red light district with your little creepers out?

    You really do see some weird shít there!

    And as for getting the young lad an aul hoor for his birthday - eh, no. It's a little bit savillesque for my tastes.:mad:


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  • #12
    andekwarhola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,679 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    I'd definitely buy this one. She's a beaut


  • #13
    Austria!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,436 ✭✭✭Austria!


    Absolutely not. That's money I could be spending on my own escort.


  • #14
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    beveragelady wrote: »
    Might be worth noting the OP's contribution to this thread... https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=107437444

    Nigel - you're one sick puppy:mad:


  • #15
    GingerLily
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,766 ✭✭✭GingerLily


    beveragelady wrote: »
    Might be worth noting the OP's contribution to this thread... https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=107437444

    @ing Christ


  • #16
    Hitman3000
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,593 ✭✭✭Hitman3000


    You don't buy them, you rent their valuable time anything that happens is well...you get the rest.


  • #17
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Hitman3000 wrote: »
    You don't buy them, you rent their valuable time anything that happens is well...you get the rest.


    That's what he's hoping for.


  • #18
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    beveragelady wrote: »
    Might be worth noting the OP's contribution to this thread... https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=107437444

    WTF


  • #19
    Witchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    I brought my 23 and 20 years old sons to a brothel a few weeks ago.


    It was totally by accident and all we partook of was a beer before making a has to retreat.

    Am a bad mammy.


  • #20
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Witchie wrote: »

    Am a bad mammy.

    A bleeding terrible one if you ask me.

    You can't go teasing your poor kids with hoors. Bring them back right this minute before the poor fúckers explode:D


  • #21
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    A bleeding terrible one if you ask me.

    You can't go teasing your poor kids with hoors. Bring them back right this minute before the poor fúckers explode:D
    I'd say they slipped back once mammy went to bed :)


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  • #22
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    andekwarhola wrote: »
    I'd definitely buy this one. She's a beaut




  • #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 10,222 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    beveragelady wrote: »
    Might be worth noting the OP's contribution to this thread... https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=107437444

    Holy ****! **** off man. Seriously.


  • #24
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    beveragelady wrote: »
    Might be worth noting the OP's contribution to this thread... https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=107437444


    This person should be reported. Disgusting.


  • #25
    beveragelady
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 855 ✭✭✭beveragelady


    GingerLily wrote: »
    @ing Christ
    Ulysses Gaze wrote: »
    WTF
    Deleted User wrote: »
    Holy ****! **** off man. Seriously.
    Lux23 wrote: »
    This person should be reported. Disgusting.

    Are you all disgusted with me or disgusted with the OP?


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 10,222 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    beveragelady wrote: »
    Are you all disgusted with me or disgusted with the OP?

    The op. I'm grateful that you brought it to our attention


  • #27
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    beveragelady wrote: »
    Are you all disgusted with me or disgusted with the OP?

    The OP.


  • #28
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    beveragelady wrote: »
    Are you all disgusted with me or disgusted with the OP?

    My apologies, I am disgusted with Nigel.


  • #29
    topper75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    Witchie wrote: »
    I brought my 23 and 20 years old sons to a brothel a few weeks ago.


    It was totally by accident and all we partook of was a beer before making a has to retreat.

    Am a bad mammy.

    How did that happen - did it look like a regular bar?


  • #30
    Cocobeans101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71 ✭✭Cocobeans101


    nigel_wilson wrote: »
    Assuming you were a parent or you were the friend of someone who was 18-20, would you help them lose the aul virginity?

    People think escorts are for losers but let's be honest, there comes a certain age where if you haven't had any intimate contact with anyone then you probably aren't going to improve. Some people need guidance. An escort may not be for them so get them sex therapy

    You've got serious issues. Why would you need sex
    therapy because you haven’t been laid yet? How would your mam or dad bringing you to a prostitute not mean you’d need ever more therapy.

    And speaking of therapy, you could do with some regular therapy. A lot of regular therapy.


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  • #31
    Witchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    topper75 wrote: »
    How did that happen - did it look like a regular bar?

    We were visiting George Town, in Malaysia and I googled looking for a nearby bar. The picture of the review is below. In hindsight....

    Anyway it looked closed. The windows and door had the blinds down but my eldest pushed the door and it opened. It looked just like an old man pub in Ireland so we went in, sat down, ordered our beers and then I noticed at the back a row of cubicles like dressing rooms. Was puzzled until I noticed the girl in her 20s drapped over a guy in his 50s and the penny dropped.


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