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Would you buy an escort for your young adult kids/friends?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Might be worth noting the OP's contribution to this thread... https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=107437444

    But the world owes me sex, and if the evil wimmenz won’t give it to me, I’ll just have to take it?


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I actually thought about this before for a friend of mine

    We're in the mid 20's now and friends since secondary school

    The lad hasn't seen a real life breast since either 3rd or 5th year and hasn't gotten a ride since (was his second ever girlfriend)

    The lad has social issues with approaching women, be it in a bar or park etc and struggles with conversation

    I've often thought about paying a brazzer or the likes to "bump" into him in a pub or likes and get talking to him and lead him on and back for a ride

    It would be a great ego boost for him I think but if he ever found out shes a brazzer I'm sure he'd be pissed about it.

    So I'm 50/50 on the fence of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Every time i see a thread about prostitution with escort in the thread title I'm all like yay here come the hilarious ford escort conflation jokes again


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Anthony Kiedis lost his to one when he was a young teen.
    His Dad sorted it out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Sky King wrote: »
    Every time i see a thread about prostitution with escort in the thread title I'm all like yay here come the hilarious ford escort conflation jokes again

    You just need to focus more on the actual replies then.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 603 ✭✭✭umop episdn


    Seems like a fee posters here are...
    Making plans for Nigel !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    Might be worth noting the OP's contribution to this thread... https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=107437444

    those protestants, up to no good as usual


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭corks finest


    I'm a parent hoping my kids buy me one,,,or two,4


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    Jayzus Nigel, you really need to try to get out more


  • Posts: 10,222 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    wexie wrote:
    Jayzus Nigel, you really need to try to get out more

    Or perhaps maybe not let out at all


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Are you all disgusted with me or disgusted with the OP?

    I'm disgusted with you.....I'm not telling you why though.
    You'll just have to wonder:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,636 ✭✭✭Shred


    Absolutely not, have a read of this. The girl was interviewed on Newstalk recently too. If that one example alone doesn't make you think twice about hiring an escort there's either something wrong with you or you're a selfish fúck, possibly both.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,135 ✭✭✭✭Discodog


    Shred wrote: »
    Absolutely not, have a read of this. The girl was interviewed on Newstalk recently too. If that one example alone doesn't make you think twice about hiring an escort there's either something wrong with you or you're a selfish fúck, possibly both.

    Or maybe you realise that there are hundreds of professional sex workers who choose it as a profession & aren't coerced in any way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,972 ✭✭✭Chris_Heilong


    Shred wrote: »
    Absolutely not, have a read of this. The girl was interviewed on Newstalk recently too. If that one example alone doesn't make you think twice about hiring an escort there's either something wrong with you or you're a selfish fúck, possibly both.

    A good reason to legalise and regulate it, I guess.


  • Posts: 16,208 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    OP, no... TBH I think it would be more worthwhile to take him out and show him how to meet women normally. Although, I would fork out the cash to get out of Ireland to do so. Successfully meeting some normal women in Eastern Europe would do wonders for his confidence and self-respect. Likely cheaper than an escort in Ireland anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭MikeyTaylor


    It depends on what kind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,166 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    Seems like a fee posters here are...
    Making plans for Nigel !

    I hear his future is in British steel.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    Realistically a fiesta is probably a better option.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,225 ✭✭✭jaxxx


    Discodog wrote: »
    Or maybe you realise that there are hundreds of professional sex workers who choose it as a profession & aren't coerced in any way.


    Don't be silly. Bigotry, stigma and ignorance is the way to go!!


    [insert sarcastic cough to indicate sarcasm for people who cannot pick up obvious sarcasm via written methods]

    I'm gonna be a bit anal here (excuse the obvious pun), but I don't like the term 'buying' a sex worker. You're not buying her, you're renting her services and time. Same as you would rent a mechanic or another service provider, yeah you don't think of it as renting, but that is what it essentially is. It's things like this (something small to many a mind but important nonetheless) that creates fuel for all those preaching that sex work is wrong, that all sex workers must be coerced and cannot be doing it of their own free will, etc.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,210 ✭✭✭screamer


    Yeah...because having sex with someone because you pay them to would really do a lot for your self esteem and social skills..... Especially when mammy or daddy go organising it for little John. Grow up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Is this an incel thread?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Realistically a fiesta is probably a better option.

    Do you think you could focus on what's going on ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Do you think you could focus on what's going on ?

    You Ka not be serious!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,225 ✭✭✭jaxxx


    Do you think you could focus on what's going on ?
    Try_harder wrote: »
    You Ka not be serious!


    You guys are living in a whole different Galaxy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    jaxxx wrote: »
    You guys are living in a whole different Galaxy!

    Smax of ignorance!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    wexie wrote: »
    Smax of ignorance!!

    Or a fusion of both geniuses


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,570 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    You could treat him to > http://www.tantricmassagedublin.ie/team/carla-2/
    he'll get the intimate contact that way.

    http://www.therapytouch.ie/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    You could treat him to > http://www.tantricmassagedublin.ie/team/carla-2/
    he'll get the intimate contact that way.

    Looks like this thread got its happy ending!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Get him an Escort and then take him dogging.


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