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    #32
    TomSweeney
    Registered Users Posts: 3,195 ✭✭✭TomSweeney


    Donald Trump wrote: »
    What did the leper say to the hooker?
















    Keep the tip


    Why did the same lad fail his driving test ?











    he left his foot on the clutch ...


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    #33
    Brae100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 322 ✭✭Brae100


    verycool wrote: »
    Pardon my skepticism, but this is an "internet urban legend" that's been going around for years now.



    Which is why I still don't believe you.

    I'm not sure what the confusion is here. There is a pair of Bluetooth headphones that are paired to more than one phone. Work it out!


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    #34
    taytobreath
    Registered Users Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭taytobreath


    Brae100 wrote: »
    I'm not sure what the confusion is here. There is a pair of Bluetooth headphones that are paired to more than one phone. Work it out!

    go on, tell us what happened


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    #35
    verycool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭verycool


    Brae100 wrote: »
    I'm not sure what the confusion is here. There is a pair of Bluetooth headphones that are paired to more than one phone. Work it out!


    No confusion. I've heard / read about this type of "incident" more than a few times which is why I'm smelling a bit of BS.


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    #36
    thebull85
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,030 ✭✭✭thebull85


    Brae100 wrote: »
    I'm kinda glad that my online confession of something truely awful allowed me to partially get this off my chest. I am equally disappointed that people haven't picked up on the what happened.

    i was thinking you're moth got an earful of a conversation you had with another female, its a familiar story.


    Edit: either that or porn.


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    #37
    Brae100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 322 ✭✭Brae100


    verycool wrote: »
    No confusion. I've heard / read about this type of "incident" more than a few times which is why I'm smelling a bit of BS.

    Grand. I've got it off my chest and you don't want to hear about how I had to later launch casino ads and direct them to the headset.


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    #38
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Sellotape Rice Krispies onto your car tyres for that classy gravel drive sound.


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    #39
    Gwynplaine
    Registered Users Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Never plough the same field twice


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    #40
    dollybird2
    Registered Users Posts: 463 ✭✭dollybird2


    Dont ever dry shave


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    #41
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users Posts: 19,195 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Jimmy Dags wrote: »
    mad muffin wrote: »
    Try not to talk whilst drinking.

    Or riding.


    I know what you mean. 

    Sure how am I supposed to concentrate when all I can hear is a hand-muffled "get off me ya fecker" when I'm in the middle of me job


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    #42
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users Posts: 19,195 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    TomSweeney wrote: »
    Donald Trump wrote: »
    What did the leper say to the hooker?
















    Keep the tip


    Why did the same lad fail his driving test ?











    he left his foot on the clutch ...


    Poor divil had a tough week. 
    Lost a lot in a game of poker
    Threw in his hand so he did


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    #43
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    I was wondering what was wrong with him, he gave me the cold shoulder


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    #44
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users Posts: 19,195 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    pleas advice wrote: »
    I was wondering what was wrong with him, he gave me the cold shoulder

    Sure he started a road range incident the other day as well
    Gave some other driver the finger
    Then he completely lost the head
    Threw an elbow at the other driver so he did

    It all started innocently when the other driver's car broke down and he just asked the leper if he could give him a tow


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    #45
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    He must be in bits after all that...


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    #46
    Peatys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,881 ✭✭✭Peatys


    AllForIt wrote: »
    hummus - it's not worth the trouble.

    :)


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    #47
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    never stick a banger up your arse at halloween


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    #48
    Graces7
    Registered Users Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Johnny Dogs wrote: »
    Cutting through sandpaper with scissors is a quick and easy way to sharpen them.

    Now all I need is some sandpaper.. ;)


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    #49
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Never invite drug addicts to your house on Stephen’s Day. They might find your offer of cold turkey offensive.


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