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Brae100

If you have a set of Bluetooth headphones in the house that are paired with more than one device be careful. Just saying.

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TomSweeney

Donald Trump wrote: »

What did the leper say to the hooker?

Keep the tip

Why did the same lad fail his driving test ?

he left his foot on the clutch ...

Brae100

verycool wrote: »

Pardon my skepticism, but this is an "internet urban legend" that's been going around for years now.

Which is why I still don't believe you.

I'm not sure what the confusion is here. There is a pair of Bluetooth headphones that are paired to more than one phone. Work it out!

taytobreath

Brae100 wrote: »

I'm not sure what the confusion is here. There is a pair of Bluetooth headphones that are paired to more than one phone. Work it out!

go on, tell us what happened

verycool

Brae100 wrote: »

I'm not sure what the confusion is here. There is a pair of Bluetooth headphones that are paired to more than one phone. Work it out!

No confusion. I've heard / read about this type of "incident" more than a few times which is why I'm smelling a bit of BS.

thebull85

Brae100 wrote: »

I'm kinda glad that my online confession of something truely awful allowed me to partially get this off my chest. I am equally disappointed that people haven't picked up on the what happened.

i was thinking you're moth got an earful of a conversation you had with another female, its a familiar story.

Edit: either that or porn.

Brae100

verycool wrote: »

No confusion. I've heard / read about this type of "incident" more than a few times which is why I'm smelling a bit of BS.

Grand. I've got it off my chest and you don't want to hear about how I had to later launch casino ads and direct them to the headset.

El Weirdo

Sellotape Rice Krispies onto your car tyres for that classy gravel drive sound.

Gwynplaine

Never plough the same field twice

dollybird2

Dont ever dry shave

Donald Trump

Jimmy Dags wrote: »

mad muffin wrote: »

Try not to talk whilst drinking.

Or riding.

I know what you mean.

Sure how am I supposed to concentrate when all I can hear is a hand-muffled "get off me ya fecker" when I'm in the middle of me job

Donald Trump

TomSweeney wrote: »

Donald Trump wrote: »

What did the leper say to the hooker?

Keep the tip

Why did the same lad fail his driving test ?

he left his foot on the clutch ...

Poor divil had a tough week.
Lost a lot in a game of poker
Threw in his hand so he did

pleas advice

I was wondering what was wrong with him, he gave me the cold shoulder

Donald Trump

pleas advice wrote: »

I was wondering what was wrong with him, he gave me the cold shoulder

Sure he started a road range incident the other day as well
Gave some other driver the finger
Then he completely lost the head
Threw an elbow at the other driver so he did

It all started innocently when the other driver's car broke down and he just asked the leper if he could give him a tow

pleas advice

He must be in bits after all that...

Peatys

AllForIt wrote: »

hummus - it's not worth the trouble.

Hector Bellend

never stick a banger up your arse at halloween

Graces7

Johnny Dogs wrote: »

Cutting through sandpaper with scissors is a quick and easy way to sharpen them.

Now all I need is some sandpaper..

JohnnyFlash

Never invite drug addicts to your house on Stephen’s Day. They might find your offer of cold turkey offensive.