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Top Tips

  • 18-05-2018 09:58PM
    #1
    Brae100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 322 ✭✭


    If you have a set of Bluetooth headphones in the house that are paired with more than one device be careful. Just saying.


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  • #2
    verycool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭verycool


    Didn't happen. Just saying.


  • #3
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    Always check the wind direction before spitting.


  • #4
    North inner city hoodlum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 123 ✭✭North inner city hoodlum


    Top tip
    Don't ****e on your own door step, just saying.


  • #5
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,325 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    What did the leper say to the hooker?
















    Keep the tip


  • #6
    jamesbere
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    That's great thanks


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    McMurphy
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    Jimmy Dags
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    If it don’t fit don’t force it.


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    fleet_admiral
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    Try_harder
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    corner of hells
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    When dressing a new born baby , stretch the clothes , not the baby.

    Man , I learned that one the hard way.


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    JohnnyFlash
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    Don’t waste money buying expensive binoculars. Just stand closer to the object you wish to view.


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
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    Kill them


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    TheValeyard
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    Always pay attention to the smell of your home when you come back from holidays. Thats the way it smells like for guests. You just got used to it.

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  • #15
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Try not to talk whilst drinking.


  • #16
    Collie D
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    Dieters - Beat the temptation to eat the chocolate bar calling you from the fridge.

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    Seoda1
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    How do you the front of a tree to the back of the tree? At the back, that’s where you’ll find the sh1t ...


  • #18
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,325 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Seoda1 wrote: »
    How do you the front of a tree to the back of the tree? At the back, that’s where you’ll find the sh1t ...

    Ya wha' Gay?


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    milehip
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  • #20
    Jimmy Dags
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 172 ✭✭Jimmy Dags


    mad muffin wrote: »
    Try not to talk whilst drinking.

    Or riding.


  • #21
    buried
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭buried


    Turn it up to 11

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



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  • #22
    Pac1Man
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  • #23
    AllForIt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,852 ✭✭✭AllForIt


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  • #24
    Brae100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 322 ✭✭Brae100


    I'm kinda glad that my online confession of something truely awful allowed me to partially get this off my chest. I am equally disappointed that people haven't picked up on the what happened.


  • #25
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,325 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Brae100 wrote: »
    I'm kinda glad that my online confession of something truely awful allowed me to partially get this off my chest. I am equally disappointed that people haven't picked up on the what happened.

    So your headphones picked up some sounds that you would have preferred not to hear?
    Was it your mother in the midst of orgasm?

    You hardly expect people on here to think that that's unusual or something to be shocked at

    I mean, most of them have heard her orgasm in person anyway

    :p


  • #26
    North inner city hoodlum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 123 ✭✭North inner city hoodlum


    Brae100 wrote: »
    I'm kinda glad that my online confession of something truely awful allowed me to partially get this off my chest. I am equally disappointed that people haven't picked up on the what happened.

    We know, you were watching some weird porn while connected to two sets of wireless Bluetooth headsets, and you were rumbled.


    It's ok though, this is boards, all the males love weird pronos.


  • #27
    Brae100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 322 ✭✭Brae100


    Only one set of Bluetooth headphones. Paired to multiple devices. Be warned!


  • #28
    Uncharted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Brae100 wrote: »
    Only one set of Bluetooth headphones. Paired to multiple devices. Be warned!

    Jeeez....!
    You're a pervert,we get it! :)


  • #29
    verycool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭verycool


    Brae100 wrote: »
    I'm kinda glad that my online confession of something truely awful allowed me to partially get this off my chest. I am equally disappointed that people haven't picked up on the what happened.
    Brae100 wrote: »
    Only one set of Bluetooth headphones. Paired to multiple devices. Be warned!


    Pardon my skepticism, but this is an "internet urban legend" that's been going around for years now.



    Which is why I still don't believe you.


  • #30
    CollyFlower
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭CollyFlower


    Don't use a dodgy charger you bought online, they may have virus. And the same advice goes for a casual pick-up you bring home to have sex with.


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  • #31
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,032 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Save a fortune on those expensive vanity plates for your car reg by simply driving around with the windows rolled down and shouting your name out at random strangers.


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