Sopranos best jokes

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andekwarhola

Haven't watched it in full for years but just thinking what an absolutely superbly written show it was.

irishme

we're friends of your son..from alcoholics anonymous...
oh yeah??...whats yer names??
well..we're anonymous
:D:D:D

artvanderlay

Don't know if this was posted already, but Junior was my favourite character and my fav line of his was "take it easy...we're not making a western here!" to Mikey in the first season. I try to slip it in to conversation when things are getting a bit heated

SeaFields

Pine barrens best episode in any program ever made ever.

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Most refreshing thread in ages. Definitely in my top three all time best shows. Thanks lads.

Heres Johnny

Fat Vito takes it up the Hershey Highway

buried

Syl and Chris visiting the Dimaggio's. This whole scene is briliant but everytime yer man asks "are you inta drugs" and Chris goes "Whaat??" PMSL everytime. "Pissin like a mouse on cotton" too, top lol

PandaPoo

Junior- I've been farting into the same sofa cushion for the last 18 months

MyPeopleDrankTheSoup

"Fúck you, Paulie! Captain or no captain, right now we're just two ássholes lost in the woods."

Hammer89

SeaFields wrote: »

Pine barrens best episode in any program ever made ever.

It's amazing how many people say this. I totally agree by the way. It's just odd that there's 80 odd episodes and that's the one that sticks in a lot of people's minds.

Brian?

Hammer89 wrote: »

It's amazing how many people say this. I totally agree by the way. It's just odd that there's 80 odd episodes and that's the one that sticks in a lot of people's minds.

Like all the funniest episodes it was directed by Steve Buscemi. It’s a phenomenal episode.

take everything

irishme wrote: »

we're friends of your son..from alcoholics anonymous...
oh yeah??...whats yer names??
well..we're anonymous
:D:D:D

Anything with Phil Leotardo is hilarious, intentional or otherwise.
The chase scene with Tony where he throws his ice-cream out the window is epic.

Love how he ignores Tony and how Tony goes "hey Mistah, you OK" after the crash to not arouse suspicion.

sicknotexi

When Paulie and Ralphie had a sit down and Paulie feels he's been stiffed because Tony only offers him 12k from some bust.
Paulie:"I can't believe this"
Ralphie: Why not?, last year you believed that flying saucer was over East Rutherford.

Also when Tony laughs at Bobby Bacallieri in the hunting gear in Pine Barrens, cracks me up every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1OtWdYXTAQ

DEFTLEFTHAND

When Junior asks Bobby Baccala about his elderly father carrying out a hit on 'mustang sally."

Bobby says he's retired.


Junior responends by saying 'what is this, the fcking Navy'


Nobody retires from the Mob.

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Junior joke:

A man comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. "What? Do you expect me to spread my legs for you now?" says the wife. The husband replies, "honey, I love you, but i think a vase will work just fine."

xzanti

georgiecasey wrote: »

"Fúck you, Paulie! Captain or no captain, right now we're just two ássholes lost in the woods."

My favourite episode.

"I don't wanna smell ya piss"

tinpib

Paulie talking about the one time his drink was spiked with acid

"I turn round and your uncle Jun has laser beams shooting out his eyes"

JoeA3

My name is Clarence :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im7DFq5jy4k

Christopher pronounces his cousin's name "E-Mail"

Bobby says

World really went downhill after the World Trade Centre. You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.

SilverPenney

"AIDS?!"


"Nobodies got AIDS, I do' wanna hear that word in here again!"

the purple tin

Paulie complaining about how America stole Italian cuisine and coffee while saying ex-spresso repeatedly

Ken.

sicknotexi wrote: »

When Paulie and Ralphie had a sit down and Paulie feels he's been stiffed because Tony only offers him 12k from some bust.
Paulie:"I can't believe this"
Ralphie: Why not?, last year you believed that flying saucer was over East Rutherford.

Also when Tony laughs at Bobby Bacallieri in the hunting gear in Pine Barrens, cracks me up every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1OtWdYXTAQ

A little known fact about that scene.

The HBO documentary James Gandolfini: Tribute to a Friend (2013) includes an anecdote by Steve Schirripa about the shooting of the scene where Tony picks Bobby up at Junior's house. When they were shooting Tony's reaction to Bobby's hunting outfit, Schirripa surprised Gandolfini by entering the kitchen wearing a strap-on dildo. Tony's response and laughter, pointing at Bobby and then doubling over the sink, is the actual take of Gandolfini seeing the strap-on (and Dominic Chianese trying not to break character).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_Barrens_(The_Sopranos)

Dyr

Tony: "You're a captain Ralphie, when I say you're a captain"
Ralph: "And I'll turn up my hearing aid so I don't miss it"

Tony and Carmella having a domestic in Melfi's office
Melfi: "You're both very angry"
Tony: "Yeah? You musta been the top of you're ****ing class"

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Paulie accuses Christopher of wearing a wire, Christopher strips down to his boxers and then reluctantly takes them off too because Paulie seems really serious. But then Paulie says

"I guess you could call that a dick".

Off topic but my housemate has this calendar with all kinds of jokey things in it, the fun fact about January is that "it was named after Tony Soprano's sister Janis, because she loves startin shít"

CalamariFritti

Only re-watched Sopranos a couple of month ago when it never stopped being winter. I watched most of the 'big ones' since Sopranos came out first, but while some of them were very good like The Wire or Breaking Bad for me nothing ever came close to it.

Now if anyone dares saying anything different Id tell him **** off you cocksucker.

Ken.

CalamariFritti wrote: »

Only re-watched Sopranos a couple of month ago when it never stopped being winter. I watched most of the 'big ones' since Sopranos came out first, but while some of them were very good like The Wire or Breaking Bad for me nothing ever came close to it.

Now if anyone dares saying anything different Id tell him **** off you cocksucker.

And I'll ban them:D

AndrewJRenko

sicknotexi wrote: »

When Paulie and Ralphie had a sit down and Paulie feels he's been stiffed because Tony only offers him 12k from some bust.
Paulie:"I can't believe this"
Ralphie: Why not?, last year you believed that flying saucer was over East Rutherford.

Also when Tony laughs at Bobby Bacallieri in the hunting gear in Pine Barrens, cracks me up every time.

Here's Bobby himself explaining it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9KmfkbFJIw

It's taken me all these years to take 'Bobby' seriously as a cop in Blue Bloods, and how you guys have dragged me back down again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G29DXfcdhBg

AndrewJRenko

"I got the Feds so far up my ass I can taste the Brylcreem." - Junior Soprano