Guide to being an After Hours Boardsie

CruelCoin

134897314. Never post an answer to the OP's post in a 10 page thread. It only looks weird in amongst the off-topic **** flinging in the latter pages.

Grayson

Rory28 wrote: »

i know right? who uses babestation anymore?

Eurgh.

gozunda

koumi wrote: »

I think we lost the numerological order of the thread, makes it difficult to follow

Ah that was point no. 17.5

...Makes a hames of the numbering system as set up by the OP ...

I think the best option us to grab a random number and use that. The OP will hopefully do a final draft and figure out the numbering as per industry standard at that point ...

DEFTLEFTHAND

Rory28 wrote: »

i know right? who uses babestation anymore?

A goldmine apparently.

sligojoek

anna080 wrote: »

If all else fails, blast them with piss

mzungu

190. When commenting on any prison sentence, summon Garlic Man.

If Garlic Man has been mentioned already then that would lead us to rule 191. Read the first page of any given thread and then skip the last.

pleas advice

I miss Pighead

Amalgam

A sense of smug accomplishment that half your thread titles for the week have had their titles edited with the words: (Mod note post 1)

the_pen_turner

when your whole point gets proven incorrect or high irrelevant don't give up , just go to plan be find any spelling or grammatical error and point these out repeatedly until you opponent throws in the towel

Joe prim

Rule 37.5 ; Don't allow yourself to be bullied by grammar and spelling Nastzsies; remember they'res no difference between there,their or dare, so feel free to use them interchangeably, as is also true of too, to and two, and weather and whether, and don't let no wan tell you different.

retro:electro

the_pen_turner wrote: »

when your whole point gets proven incorrect or high irrelevant don't give up , just go to plan be find any spelling or grammatical error and point these out repeatedly until you opponent throws in the towel

*plan b

Miss Demeanour

The line 'I'm having my breakfast Kate' is a suitable post for absolutely any thread.
The less sense it makes the better.

the_pen_turner

anna080 wrote: »

*plan b

oops

You must be in an exceptional relationship filled with amazing sex and the conflict resolution skills of an Israeli diplomatic negotiator.
Hating children is another requirement.
As is any other person who does not fit in to your world view.
You will have a vast array of links at your disposal to back up even the most obscure of arguments, "Do you have a link where it says that 3 day old male marsupials display behaviour of the opposite sex".
Like me be liberal (no not in that sense, don't get excited) with the use of commas, indeed.

pleas advice

Any thoughts yourself OP?

Ninthlife

The following are acceptable solutions to everything:

Blast it with p*ss
Fire
kick to tbe face

Peatys

69. Don't forget to fill your mouth with coffee and fúcking hold it there while reading funny posts.
Spit that shít, spittt itttt

pleas advice

you owe me a new keyboard, Peatys

The Rape of Lucretia

Say "Attack the post, not the poster" frequently, and you can be a Mod here.

gozunda

201. Insert pointless meme whenever necessary ....

Junkyard Tom

The Rape of Lucretia wrote: »

Say "Attack the post, not the poster" frequently, and you can be a Mod here.

42. With the greatest of respect good Sir, what you wrote there is FUCKING STUPID. :mad:

Am I doing it right?

worded

-34. When your eyes start to water and bleed 30 pages into a thread scroll to the posts with at least 5+ thanks

I’ve eyes like blighted cherries

Skid X

917 Never, ever have an original thought and start a thread of your own ... but be constantly vigilant and be ready to needlessly post "whats your opinion OP?" within 0.0006 seconds of the start of any new thread which would have progressed perfectly well without your input.

If someone describes a bad public transport/retail experience, passive-aggressively ask "what did the company say when you complained to them"?

You have undermined their complaint, and also made them look cowardly.

Await blizzard of thanks.

Huexotzingo

988 Smugly remind people that Special K and White Bread are worse for you than Anthrax.

pickarooney

Peatys wrote: »

The 90 yr old sheep farming mountain woman living in the Pnovel was my personal favourite.

The wha'?

pickarooney

Peatys

pickarooney wrote: »

The wha'?

He/she is still an active user, so don't want to name but there was a poster last couple of years who tried to convince themselves they were a sheep farming mountain woman living in the wilds of Connemara/Kerry. Changed by the day.

pilly

Peatys wrote: »

He/she is still an active user, so don't want to name but there was a poster last couple of years who tried to convince themselves they were a sheep farming mountain woman living in the wilds of Connemara/Kerry. Changed by the day.

No way!! If it's the same person I'm thinking of I completely fell for it!

IvyTheTerrible

Peatys wrote: »

He/she is still an active user, so don't want to name but there was a poster last couple of years who tried to convince themselves they were a sheep farming mountain woman living in the wilds of Connemara/Kerry. Changed by the day.

That poster is a real person, some boardsies have had some dealings with her in real life.