Guide to being an After Hours Boardsie

begbysback

442 ....

gozunda

koumi wrote: »

421. Claim some form of disability, dyslexia, autism, no legitis, in order to excuse grammatical errors and bad speeeling.
and post it in the wrong thread.

422. Have said post deleted in other thread leaving posters imagining that they had just seen a very strange post that apparently made no sense whatsover ..

CruelCoin

394576327596. If you are the first to reply to a thread, make a stupid ****ing witty quip, rather than engage with the actual topic

2985287928945829874357982562. Make loads of threads about the death of every bcdef grade celebrity

pleas advice

6 years for smuggling garlic!

Smart Bug

422. On a thread like this use the last poster’s number to confuse matters.

The Backwards Man

Didn't read the whole thread, what's going on?

pleas advice

I think Ted has a plan

Urindanger

Every post about food even if it's about Indian takeaways must include 'real butter', 'batch loaf' and 'nyom nyom nyom'. And of course a 'mug of tae' because you're proper Irish and you like to throw in the odd word of Gaeilge to show how cultured you are.

jeffy jefferies

Urindanger wrote: »

Every post about food even if it's about Indian takeaways must include 'real butter', 'batch loaf' and 'nyom nyom nyom'. And of course a 'mug of tae' because you're proper Irish and you like to throw in the odd word of Gaeilge to show how cultured you are.

You forgot to mention Tayto and crisp sangwidge.

RasTa

Create a second account to back up your views

jeffy jefferies

RasTa wrote: »

Create a second account to back up your views

Accuse someone of being a rereg and or troll.

CruelCoin

7830945ng,svs*(&£UR&7f2374g.3. Don't post untill you have some wanky poetry quotes in your signature.

agag8234. Don't post until you have changed your location to somewhere equally wanky.

Urindanger

jeffy jefferies wrote: »

You forgot to mention Tayto and crisp sangwidge.

Blasphemy. The cultured AHer has only ever eaten King.

jeffy jefferies

Ask which town or city the OP means when it is obviously Dublin. Ask which O'Connell Street the OP means when they say they got the LUAS from O'Connell street or visinting the GPO on O'Connell Street.

andekwarhola

Spend your entire time in boards crying to teacher about cliques and the content you don't want to see in After Hours as opposed to actually generating half decent content yourself.

Combine with interminable bellyaching about jocular content ruining the forum until everybody, save the same handful of serious, multiquote merchants, has fled to other sites or private forums

NollagShona

Talk about females in a derogatory sexual manner, while u jerk off to babestation alone and crying

Gravelly

NollagShona wrote: »

Talk about females in a derogatory sexual manner, while u jerk off to babestation alone and crying

U ok hun?

Samuel T. Cogley

B. Have deep seated opinions on the Irish criminal justice system informed by a half watched episode of Law and Order: SVU
iv) Realise posting on page 3 will mean it's read by a tiny % of people and only while it remains the last page of the thread.

NollagShona

Gravelly wrote: »

U ok hun?

I’ll private message ya

Gravelly

NollagShona wrote: »

I’ll private message ya

*flings computer out window and runs away*

andekwarhola

Being a sensible and obedient citizen but spending your time discussing Dublin gangland with assumed overtones of expertise, vague hints about 'knowing stuff on the street' and nursing an erection.

jeffy jefferies

Prepare for a 'legal professional' to come along and defend another suspended sentence for someone done for drunk driving, uninsured with 500 convictions for an offence committed while out on bail while banned from driving for life with multiple un-activated suspended sentences hanging over him. But he had a tough upbringing and he pleaded guilty even if it was at the last minute.

Gravelly

Samuel T. Cogley wrote: »

B. Have deep seated opinions on the Irish criminal justice system informed by a half watched episode of Law and Order: SVU
iv) Realise posting on page 3 will mean it's read by a tiny % of people and only while it remains the last page of the thread.

Let me guess - solicitor? Of the criminal defence variety?

andekwarhola

Urindanger wrote: »

Every post about food even if it's about Indian takeaways must include 'real butter', 'batch loaf' and 'nyom nyom nyom'. And of course a 'mug of tae' because you're proper Irish and you like to throw in the odd word of Gaeilge to show how cultured you are.

Also always discuss Indian takeaway in Ireland like it's a culinary masterpiece and 'worth the extra money' while slating Chinese takeaway as slop for peasants even though 80% of the time, both are preprepared fast food served up to drunks.

gozunda

424. Post about your workpkace problems and how your boss is a psychopath - then wait for the avalanche of posts from various employers interests to descend and tell you - its actually you who is the problem

pleas advice

Give mods every excuse to shut down a thread (not that they'd need any, mind you)

and then complain when they do

harry Bailey esq

Amalgam wrote: »

69) People that annoy you. T__vellers.

Belgian cyclist Thomas Vellers? He chews with his mouth open which is pretty irritating in fairness but apart from that he's an affable, happy go lucky sort. His twin brother Hector on the other hand is a prick of the highest order and is due a good f*-king hiding of me. Paid him a few bob to clean my gutters while I went away for the weekend and the durty sh1te in a bucket stripped all the lead from the chimneys. Ended up having to torch the place. I had taken a few bumps of posh to steady the old nerves beforehand and totally forgot about the pair of Moldovan hookers sleeping in the attic. The insurance man wouldn't even pay me because he said they were smoking which rendered my premium void. Then I had to deliver the devastating news to their father that two thirds of his workforce were out of commission for good. The poor man was never the same again after the mishap.

Red_Wake

NollagShona wrote: »

Talk about females in a derogatory sexual manner, while u jerk off to babestation alone and crying

There's a man who's let the world pass him by.

koumi

I think we lost the numerological order of the thread, makes it difficult to follow

Rory28

Red_Wake wrote: »

There's a man who's let the world pass him by.

i know right? who uses babestation anymore?