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Guide to being an After Hours Boardsie

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    #32
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    50. Whatever the topic - invoke Godwins law immediately and refer to what has been posted as Nazism ...


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    #33
    Peatys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,881 ✭✭✭Peatys


    67. Assume all want to know what you are doing at any given time


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    #34
    Mrcaramelchoc
    Registered Users Posts: 1,795 ✭✭✭Mrcaramelchoc


    68 There must be a you tube clip in every thread.EVERY THREAD.


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    #35
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 5,944 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    51. They told me many years ago that 'Anything goes' in After Hours. Several years and many usernames later.....I consider After Hours the best therapy money can't buy.

    52. Tell as many little white as you can. The more the merrier. Try and beat your own personal record every time you post.

    53. Ignore the trolls is the advice given. I say pitch your stance against the trolls, shout them down and engage in frivolous debate at every oppertunity. Get free on the spot training for that law degree or Rte presenters job you always dreamed about.


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    #36
    Peatys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,881 ✭✭✭Peatys


    128. Don't forget to mention you're a rereg to add a bit of the aul gravitas to your opinion


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    #37
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Mrcaramelchoc wrote: »
    68 There must be a you tube clip in every thread.EVERY THREAD.

    69. Make sure to point out to the poster that they forgot to embed the Youtube clip they were referring to ....


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    #38
    The J Stands for Jay
    Registered Users Posts: 5,660 ✭✭✭The J Stands for Jay


    97. The following spellings must be used:
    Thread for tread
    Faith for fate
    Moth for Mott


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    #39
    sjb25
    Registered Users Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭sjb25


    You must try get a fr ted quote in as much as possible


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    #40
    NollagShona
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,360 ✭✭✭NollagShona


    Mute point for moot point


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    #41
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users Posts: 24,470 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    98. write detailed / long-winded / hilarious / controversial posts to start threads and then just delete them and not bother because it's just not worth it any more.


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    #42
    The Pheasant2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭The Pheasant2


    Post in a thread where the topic is a well known celebrity, only to say you do not know who said celebrity is.


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    #43
    LCD
    Registered Users Posts: 1,120 ✭✭✭LCD


    Cyclists are the cause of all the world's ills


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    #44
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Mackman wrote: »
    I thought we could make a list of tips for newbie's to After Hours

    Always use an apostrophe for plural words when it's not needed.


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    #45
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    sjb25 wrote: »
    You must try get a fr ted quote in as much as possible

    This must be followed up with;

    a) Careful now.
    b) Down with this sort of thing.


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    #46
    valoren
    Registered Users Posts: 5,458 ✭✭✭valoren


    69. Remember your ABD's - Always Be Derailing.


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    #47
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    100. Thank all Mods comments profusely - no matter what ... ;)


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    #48
    diomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    70. Bring the thread in another direction


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    #49
    Rory28
    Registered Users Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Rory28


    73. He was only going to the cinema.


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    #50
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Mrcaramelchoc wrote: »
    68 There must be a you tube clip in every thread.EVERY THREAD.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpPjVkKzTJk


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    #51
    Gravelly
    Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    78. Accuse anyone disagreeing with your opinion of being a simpleton/nazi/racist/supporter of whatever political party you don't like

    79. Anyone is entitled to free speech as long as they agree with your right-on opinion.

    80. If someone asks for buying advice on anything and their budget is €xxx, immediately suggest options costing 5 times that much.

    81. Quote esoteric minutiae about any subject you dug up on Google to make yourself sound like an expert whose opinion dare not be
    challenged.


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    #52
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    An in depth knowledge of Scandinavian fart porn.


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    #53
    Alun
    Registered Users Posts: 21,422 ✭✭✭✭Alun


    199. There are only two possible views on any situation at extreme ends of the spectrum. There is only black and white, no grey is allowed.

    Example: The only two possible places people can live are 1) a 2000 sq ft McMansion in a field donated by mammy and daddy in the arse end of nowhere, or 2) a rat infested, damp, squalid bedsit sharing with 10 other people in North City Dublin surrounded by junkies and antisocial behaviour with neighbours from hell.


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    #54
    Oldtree
    Registered Users Posts: 8,104 ✭✭✭Oldtree


    101. improve your knowledge, by daily reading of the "I bet you didn't know that" thread


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    #55
    Grayson
    Registered Users Posts: 16,127 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »
    23 - Multiculturalism. Go on. I dare ya!
    24 - Teachers. I DOUBLE dar ya

    Cyclists. Go on :P


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    #56
    begbysback
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭begbysback


    Grayson wrote: »
    Cyclists. Go on :P

    A multicultural teacher who cycles to work?


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    #57
    begbysback
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭begbysback


    233: if you thinly veil and nobody notices, then u win


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    #58
    Peatys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,881 ✭✭✭Peatys


    LCD wrote: »
    Cyclists are the cause of all the world's ills

    The thread is about being an AH boardsie, not undeniable truths.


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    #59
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Make sure you give a clear opinion in your OP. Otherwise there is a certain joyless old poster who will call you on it.


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    #60
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    If all else fails, blast them with piss


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    #61
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    If anyone expresses dissatisfaction with anything, then they are an OUTRAGED SNOWFLAKE CUCK. Bonus marks if you tell them to find their safe place


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