Donor kebabs Yes or no???

house45

Had one last nite for supper, seemed a good idea at the time , I now realize that they are in fact pure evil my arse is in bits I’m up since 6 on the toilet. Please stay away from this evil food.

demanufactured

Your not supposed to put them up your arse.

NIMAN

Often said to be some of the worst quality 'meat' you can eat.

Only made nice by huge quantities of salt, seasoning and sauces.

PeterParker957

I'd take a donor heart but not a donor kebab.

B0jangles

Sounds like your immune system rejected it

house45

I was starving at the time and fancied something else for a change

Nekarsulm

house45 wrote: »

. Please stay away from this evil food.

Stay away from whatever mingin shop you bought it in!
Donor is great!

mr_edge_to_you

Ah you’ll be grand!

I love a donor kebab. Wouldn’t eat one on a Monday though. The meat was probably on the spit since Saturday night!

You can’t beat Iskanders!

Omackeral

Donor kebabs are manna from the gods. They're savage. I hate the reputation they have as just being good when drunk. This is wrong. Also, I'm not gonna be that fella that says "ah you have to get them from the right authentic Turkish place because all you're getting other wise is muck". I love them from chippers, Zaytoon and even abrakebra. The independent spots are fantastic too.

Long live doner kebabs.

ED E

Food poisoning me rarely hits within 12hrs, would have to be 100% rancid. Leave the Donner alone.

Hoboo

Shish Kebab in a naan or pitta or nothing. Most doners don't even contain lamb, its chicken and beef ffs. Entrails offal skin and fat. Lovely.

OldMrBrennan83

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sbsquarepants

Doner kebabs are magnificent. You couldn't bate them with a shtick!

Had one on Saturday, I want another one now!

Read a very troubling article last week, claiming the EU wants to ban their sale. Something about the delicious phosphates causing cancer or some other bullshít reason.

I can see the appeal of brexit all of a sudden.:D

OldMrBrennan83

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CeilingFly

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Read a very troubling article last week, claiming the EU wants to ban their sale. Something about the delicious phosphates causing cancer or some other bullshít reason.

I can see the appeal of brexit all of a sudden.:D

Was that article in the Daily Mail or Daily Express? - the two most hsyerical sensationalist rags on earth where truth and journalism simply do not exist.

If you believe the sh1te in those rags you can't have citrus fruits or anything with cirtrus in it (Limonene - naturally occuring), you can't eat minced beef, you can't have house plants in your home, you can't have toast, you can't have bacon and sausage, you can't have sliced meats etc etc etc.

I wonder what they cancer scare story will be this Januiary (its always January - slow news month)

As for Doner Kebab - yum yum about once a year.

c_man

CeilingFly wrote: »

Was that article in the Daily Mail or Daily Express? - the two most hsyerical sensationalist rags on earth where truth and journalism simply do not exist.

How about the Guardian? - https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/dec/01/for-pittas-sake-eu-parliament-threatens-to-make-doner-kebab-a-goner


I'd never touch a "lamb" kebab. When I'm really drunk I might chance a "chicken" one but always regret it.

Chips'n'pitta, wahey!

suicide_circus

When you get the ones with that compressed lump of doner meat on a spit like in a chipper or abrakebabra they are crap. When you get the ones with actual pieces of lamb or chicken skewered in layers on the rotating spit, that's where it's at.

blade1

Donor kebabs Yes or no???

No! It's like song.. Donor make my brown eyes blue.:D

Fann Linn

Donor kebab, no salad, just meat. Mmmmmm.

sbsquarepants

CeilingFly wrote: »

Was that article in the Daily Mail or Daily Express? .

Worser boss.

Ladbible - Which I'm sure you'll agree is a name that shines like a beacon of truth, illuminating a safe path through the fog which blankets modern journalism.

suicide_circus

Fann Linn wrote: »

Donor kebab, no salad, just meat. Mmmmmm.

Gerup owra da.

The kebabs you buy off the turks in germany are full of shredded cabbage and tomatoes and some kinda pickled veg, makes it a reasonably not too unhealthy option.

Outlaw Pete

Like the kebab meat from Zaytoon but never seen another kebab place selling doners where the meat looked, or even tasted, anywhere near as good.

Mostly it just looks like some hydrogenated anemic meat substitute.

OldMrBrennan83

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suicide_circus

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Read a very troubling article last week, claiming the EU wants to ban their sale. Something about the delicious phosphates causing cancer or some other bullshreason

Islamophobia pure and simple

sbsquarepants

suicide_circus wrote: »

Islamophobia pure and simple

it's-lamb-o-phobia

beertons

Zaytoon's all the way. Only been there once and what a feast it was. I licked the plate clean.

Beechwoodspark

The bog standard chip shop version of kebab is dreadful.

The like of zaytoon or Iskander is tolerable I suppose.

smileyj1987

Sounds like a bad case of having the ring of sting

Beechwoodspark

Kinda ironic that Abrakebabra seem to point to kebabs as their speciality but they are without doubt one of the worst mank kebabs on sale

lawred2

When I was living in Germany - there was this Turkish chap who had a little kebab shop on the corner. Never seen a place so impeccably kept. Shining aluminium work surfaces. Sparkling glass everywhere. The lad must have spent hours every day keeping the place clean.

And then the freshest of salads and vegetables for his kebabs. The meat was the real deal - not that homogeneous lump of congealed crap you'd see in the likes of Abrakebabra.. Spiced by himself.

Made his own chilli and white sauces as well.

€5 a kebab with a drink.

I'd nearly travel back there again just for the kebab.

suicide_circus

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Kinda ironic that Abrakebabra seem to point to kebabs as their speciality but they are without doubt one of the worst mank kebabs on sale

It's true. But everything they produce is poison. In fairness I haven't been in there in years, maybe it's improved in the last decade.

Brian?

Hoboo wrote: »

Shish Kebab in a naan or pitta or nothing. Most doners don't even contain lamb, its chicken and beef ffs. Entrails offal skin and fat. Lovely.

That’s nonsense. Legally a donor kebab must be made of lamb. EU regulations.

pickarooney

Döner kebabs can be pretty good but donor kebabs are just offal.

Omackeral

I always thought it was "doner". I see people spelling it as "donner", "donnor" and "donor". A kebab donor would be amazing.

Lorelli!

suicide_circus wrote: »

When you get the ones with that compressed lump of doner meat on a spit like in a chipper or abrakebabra they are crap. When you get the ones with actual pieces of lamb or chicken skewered in layers on the rotating spit, that's where it's at.

Seeing that thing in abrakebabra turned me off ever trying one.

harr

Brian? wrote: »

That’s nonsense. Legally a donor kebab must be made of lamb. EU regulations.

Is it not if the take away has it as lamb on the menu ? If menu states it’s 100% lamb meat them yes it has to be lamb but I think a doner can be a mixture of lamb, beef or chicken but not pork.

Gravelly

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Doner kebabs are magnificent. You couldn't bate them with a shtick!

Had one on Saturday, I want another one now!

Read a very troubling article last week, claiming the EU wants to ban their sale. Something about the delicious phosphates causing cancer or some other bullshít reason.

I can see the appeal of brexit all of a sudden.:D

There's more troubling ones than that:

Girl murdered and put in kebab

suicide_circus

lawred2 wrote: »

When I was living in Germany - there was this Turkish chap who had a little kebab shop on the corner. Never seen a place so impeccably kept. Shining aluminium work surfaces. Sparkling glass everywhere. The lad must have spent hours every day keeping the place clean.

And then the freshest of salads and vegetables for his kebabs. The meat was the real deal - not that homogeneous lump of congealed crap you'd see in the likes of Abrakebabra.. Spiced by himself.

Made his own chilli and white sauces as well.

€5 a kebab with a drink.

I'd nearly travel back there again just for the kebab.

Yep, these guys are the real deal, love me a Bahnhof kebab with a beer!

Omackeral

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

The bog standard chip shop version of kebab is dreadful.

Maybe don't go to chip shops in the bog so?

JimmyMcGill

pickarooney wrote: »

Döner kebabs can be pretty good but donor kebabs are just offal.

I kidney touch one of those donor kebabs.

CeilingFly

c_man wrote: »

How about the Guardian? - https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/dec/01/for-pittas-sake-eu-parliament-threatens-to-make-doner-kebab-a-goner


I'd never touch a "lamb" kebab. When I'm really drunk I might chance a "chicken" one but always regret it.

Chips'n'pitta, wahey!

media BS 2+2 = 500 - just surprised the guardian would stoop to that level.

CruelCoin

Get a doner done by Pakistani/Indian/Nepalese guys.

Nice massive big round naan, packed to the hilt and just ****ing amazing.

The cheapo half-filled pita bread things you get out of Italian chippers aren't worthy of the name.

Outlaw Pete

Bought a Donor Kebab once and the guy dropped it and so I said I wanted another fresh one.

He threw it on the counter and said "Take her or liver, your choice".


We're still doing organ donor jokes, right?

Omackeral

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Bought a Donor Kebab once and the guy dropped it and so I said I wanted another fresh one.

He threw it on the counter and said "Take her or liver, your choice".

I would've probably taken the liver.

Colliewollie

True, some of the most amazing kebabs I've ever had were in Germany. In the big cities, smallish cities and towns.. Real meat, fresh veg and sauces etc.. Lovely stuff.. Wouldn't even compare them to Abra.. Completely different!

shaunr68

Omackeral wrote: »

I always thought it was "doner". I see people spelling it as "donner", "donnor" and "donor". A kebab donor would be amazing.

Reminds me of a Viz article. "Doner card. Please help yourself to the remainder of my kebab after my death"

A takeaway near where I lived in Sheffield did a meganormous mixed kebab (doner and chicken) rolled in a naan bread, known locally as a "donkey's knob". Huge, and impossible to eat in one session. The thing is, microwaved kebab isn't very appetising on a Saturday morning so the leftovers would be thrown away.

Purple Mountain

OP was it served up to you by a permatanned gobby young wan with pigtails wearing a 'Gemma' necklace and a belly dancer wobbly midriff?
Her personal hygiene wouldn't be the best what with always talking with a gob full of food so if this was the place, buckle down for a long session..

pickarooney

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Bought a Donor Kebab once and the guy dropped it and so I said I wanted another fresh one.

He threw it on the counter and said "Take her or liver, your choice".


We're still doing organ donor jokes, right?

He had the gall to say that?

fancy pigeon

I'm not donating my kebab you freeloader

Cantona's Collars

There's a Turkish place near me that makes amazing kebabs, absolutely huge.
Another Pakistani owned place can nearly rival it.
Yummy kebabs,mmmmmm.

illdoit2morrow

Passion 4 Food - Dublin 8
Altoon - Dublin 14
Pasha - Dublin 1

All worth a visit