Subtle ways to annoy someone

Feckoffcup

Looking to get back at a particularly nasty individual. I want it leave no suspicions it was me. Obviously nothing sinister just a way of fcking up their day.

qm1bv4p8i92aoj

Grow up.

Specialun

Fcuk his missus

Pac1Man

These people walk amongst us.

Feckoffcup

Specialun wrote: »

Fcuk his missus

Decent start but that's too far

smurgen

Use the phrase "i'm sorry you're upset".

Barry Badrinath

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Decent start but that's too far

Finger his mrs.

bear1

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Looking to get back at a particularly nasty individual. I want it leave no suspicions it was me. Obviously nothing sinister just a way of fcking up their day.

What did the person do to you?
Maybe... and this is just a suggestion, go to the person and ask for a chat.
Then what you do see if solve the problem like 2 men instead of playing that ****e.

tritium

bear1 wrote: »

What did the person do to you?
Maybe... and this is just a suggestion, go to the person and ask for a chat.
Then what you do see if solve the problem like 2 men instead of playing that ****e.

What if one or both are women?

Feckoffcup

bear1 wrote: »

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Looking to get back at a particularly nasty individual. I want it leave no suspicions it was me. Obviously nothing sinister just a way of fcking up their day.

What did the person do to you?
Maybe... and this is just a suggestion, go to the person and ask for a chat.
Then what you do see if solve the problem like 2 men instead of playing that ****e.

Not gonna say but it was a personal attack so revenge is justified in my eyes. Eye for an eye.

Chancer3001

Ask a question then don't wait for an answer before asking another question.

Also

Ask a question. When they answer say "AH?" then as they start to repeat themselves , start your next question

Specialun

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Decent start but that's too far

Ok ok, how about.. Fcuk his brother

bear1

tritium wrote: »

What if one or both are women?

Stupid question, they then get down to their underwear and it turns into a jelly wrestling fight.
If one is a woman then take the advise from post number 2.

Chancer3001

Blast him with piss

Ninthlife

Fire and lots of it

fryup

fart

jon1981

Laxatives...should make sh*te of his day.

Hector Savage

For some fun ideas, read the book "The Twits" by Roald Dahl

Feckoffcup

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Not gonna say but it was a personal attack so revenge is justified in my eyes. Eye for an eye.

makes everyone blind, as a very wise Derry man used to say on Irish television on a quotidian basis when I was growing up.

If it was a public humiliation of you it's hard to forget so look forward to the long grass where there will be many others who have been similarly offended by the same person. It is never just one person who is treated like that; it's a personality pattern.

In the meantime just let it go - entirely for your own good, making sure as you go that people who could impede that person's progress are aware of what was said/done. Be subtle with the last part.

jcd5971

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makes everyone blind, as a very wise Derry man used to say on Irish television on a quotidian basis when I was growing up.

Not true at the end there is one all powerful one eyed ****er left to rule.

phill106

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Looking to get back at a particularly nasty individual. I want it leave no suspicions it was me. Obviously nothing sinister just a way of fcking up their day.

Wish them well with " May the rest of your day be as pleasant as you are!"

jcd5971

So many things to do,

deleted the target destination on any desktop shortcuts so they won't open, or changed them so that say Chrome would open windows Explorer.

Place a great car pic on done deal with his number for a reasonabley cheap price with quick sale on it.


Laxative in his coffee, personally this is a bit far but I've seen it done.

Avatar MIA

Whatever he did to you he's still winning, as you're still consumed by him/her/it.

My advice... wait until you make eye contact with him and give him a suggestive wink. THAT will REALLY mess with him if you pull it off the right way.






And if things work out you may be able to shag him AND blast him with piss at the same time! :pac:

kieran.

Sign him up to a dating website. Then send his missus an anonymous link.

listermint

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Not gonna say but it was a personal attack so revenge is justified in my eyes. Eye for an eye.

Turn the other cheek?

Rumpy Pumpy

Post him a shoebox filled with dog shîte and wrapped like a present.

corner of hells

At least give us a hint about what was done on you for something to work off ?

Or your thread will shortly be consigned to the stupid thread file.

razorblunt

Try to make a new phrase "happen", everything they say respond with "yeah, that's probably not going to happen", don't elaborate when they ask why.


Also, pick and obscure, one hit wonder or TV theme song each day and hum it at the volume it can be heard but not annoyingly.
Start with the A-Team.

You'll be wearing concrete shoes by Wednesday lunch time.

jimmynokia

The saying "The taste of your own medicine is never good" comes to mind,thats how i generally deal with stuff like this.

whoopsadoodles

Glitter bomb.

Radiant Cool Crazy Nightmare

Every year or so I play a prank on my brother where I place an ad on done deal for face value tickets for the all ireland final and give his mobile number. It costs 3e I think but its well spent to see him go into meltdown when his phone doesnt stop going for days on end and he needs his phone so he cant switch it off. Ireland v Denmark is 2weeks away and thats also a sell out just saying

chopperbyrne

Get ketchup sachets from a fast food place, and smear it under their car door handles.

5rtytry56

Haters gonna hate.
OP, if any trick or treaters call to the door tomorrow, don't open it. Watch telly with the sound all the way up.

5rtytry56

jimmynokia wrote: »

The saying "The taste of your own medicine is never good" comes to mind,thats how i generally deal with stuff like this.

Take your own medicine first, OP.

maudgonner

Replace all their coffee & tea with decaf. Or if they already use decaf, replace with caffeinated. Full-fat milk with low-fat etc.

Get your phone/laptop to emit a low-pitched hum, or a high-pitched whine in their vicinity. When they ask what the noise is claim you can't hear a thing.

Every time they tell a story, tell one that's very similar but slightly better. They tell a story about someone they know who won the Lotto? You know someone who won the Euromillions. They have a friend who has malaria? You've got one who has leprosy. They met Martin O'Neill? That's gas - you met Roy Keane the same day. That kind of thing.

Lorelli!

Start pronouncing their name slightly but annoyingly different than the correct way.

Stare at their forehead, shoulder, side of their mouth etc whenever youre talking to them so they think they have something on them.

punisher5112

Keep making strange annoying sounds or wissle.

Tell them you think they look amazing and are a ride.

Put a banger in the letter box.

Superglue their car doors.


When they speak ask them to repeat everything you totally missed what they said.
In conversation just change halfway through and talk about absolute rubbish...

wakka12

put his number up on a porn site saying its a horny girl

Feckoffcup

Stapler in jelly
Second wireless mouse
Advertise something with their number

Vojera

Breathe through your mouth when they're around.

Eat your lunch near them and munch with your mouth open.

Slurp every sup of tea as loud as you can.

BBDBB

Grow a hedge that grows into their driveway so they have to cut it every year

or something

fineso.mom

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Not gonna say but it was a personal attack so revenge is justified in my eyes. Eye for an eye.

He took your EYE! !!! That's very serious OP, call the guards.

fryup

Radiant Cool Crazy Nightmare wrote: »

Every year or so I play a prank on my brother where I place an ad on done deal for face value tickets for the all ireland final and give his mobile number. It costs 3e I think but its well spent to see him go into meltdown when his phone doesnt stop going for days on end and he needs his phone so he cant switch it off. Ireland v Denmark is 2weeks away and thats also a sell out just saying

ah come on now, thats mean

Leilak

horses head in their bed

monkeysnapper

If the person has sky TV hang around outside house with another remote and every now and again turn channel to tits TV , works great when Mrs comes home .

Timing is essential tho

Lorelli!

monkeysnapper wrote: »

If the person has sky TV hang around outside house with another remote and every now and again turn channel to tits TV , works great when Mrs comes home .

Timing is essential tho

My mam gave me her old remote because I kept misplacing ours. My oh didn't know I had a second one and I kept messing with it when he was scrolling through the menu. Only got away it a few times before he realized

Hector Savage

jcd5971 wrote: »

Not true at the end there is one all powerful one eyed ****er left to rule.

Reminds me of a Dara O Bhrian sketch .... and until Mr Two f*cking eyes comes along!!

RayM

Continually mispronounce certain words in their presence (something simple, like adding an 's' onto the end of certain words, or placing emphasis on the wrong syllable). For some reason, people get wildly annoyed by that. For extra annoyance, double-down on it and insist that they're wrong when they inevitably correct you.

Malayalam

Sniff snots loudly up in the back of your nose whenever they are near.
Make spit-gathering hocking sounds in your mouth whenever they are near.
Clean your ear with the end of their pencil. Preferably the one they chew on while thinking.
Eat a tin of sardines with your fingers, sitting beside them. Slurp a lot. Lean over and use their keyboard in the middle of eating.
Open a can of corned beef beside them and then stick in a fork, yank the whole lot out smoothly and eat it like it's a big monster ice pop that just happens to smell like dog poo.
(All real life incidents, so perfectly feasible.)

ardinn

Switch the m and n keys on their keyboard - (they just pop out you wont break the KB)

suicide_circus

Levi Ugly Ankle wrote: »

Grow up.

Slow hand clap for you sir