Subtle ways to annoy someone

Feckoffcup · 30-10-2017 11:35AM #1

Looking to get back at a particularly nasty individual. I want it leave no suspicions it was me. Obviously nothing sinister just a way of fcking up their day.

qm1bv4p8i92aoj · 30-10-2017 11:39AM

Grow up.

Specialun · 30-10-2017 11:41AM

Fcuk his missus

Pac1Man · 30-10-2017 11:41AM

These people walk amongst us.

Feckoffcup · 30-10-2017 11:42AM

Specialun wrote: »

Fcuk his missus

Decent start but that's too far

smurgen · 30-10-2017 11:42AM

Use the phrase "i'm sorry you're upset".

Barry Badrinath · 30-10-2017 11:43AM

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Decent start but that's too far

Finger his mrs.

bear1 · 30-10-2017 11:44AM

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Looking to get back at a particularly nasty individual. I want it leave no suspicions it was me. Obviously nothing sinister just a way of fcking up their day.

What did the person do to you?
Maybe... and this is just a suggestion, go to the person and ask for a chat.
Then what you do see if solve the problem like 2 men instead of playing that ****e.

tritium · 30-10-2017 11:51AM

bear1 wrote: »

What did the person do to you?
Maybe... and this is just a suggestion, go to the person and ask for a chat.
Then what you do see if solve the problem like 2 men instead of playing that ****e.

What if one or both are women?

Feckoffcup · 30-10-2017 11:51AM

bear1 wrote: »

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Looking to get back at a particularly nasty individual. I want it leave no suspicions it was me. Obviously nothing sinister just a way of fcking up their day.

What did the person do to you?
Maybe... and this is just a suggestion, go to the person and ask for a chat.
Then what you do see if solve the problem like 2 men instead of playing that ****e.

Not gonna say but it was a personal attack so revenge is justified in my eyes. Eye for an eye.

Chancer3001 · 30-10-2017 11:51AM

Ask a question then don't wait for an answer before asking another question.

Also

Ask a question. When they answer say "AH?" then as they start to repeat themselves , start your next question

Specialun · 30-10-2017 11:52AM

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Decent start but that's too far

Ok ok, how about.. Fcuk his brother

bear1 · 30-10-2017 11:53AM

tritium wrote: »

What if one or both are women?

Stupid question, they then get down to their underwear and it turns into a jelly wrestling fight.
If one is a woman then take the advise from post number 2.

Chancer3001 · 30-10-2017 11:59AM

Blast him with piss

Ninthlife · 30-10-2017 12:01PM

Fire and lots of it

fryup · 30-10-2017 12:01PM

fart

jon1981 · 30-10-2017 12:06PM

Laxatives...should make sh*te of his day.

Hector Savage · 30-10-2017 12:10PM

For some fun ideas, read the book "The Twits" by Roald Dahl

30-10-2017 12:13PM

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Not gonna say but it was a personal attack so revenge is justified in my eyes. Eye for an eye.

makes everyone blind, as a very wise Derry man used to say on Irish television on a quotidian basis when I was growing up.

If it was a public humiliation of you it's hard to forget so look forward to the long grass where there will be many others who have been similarly offended by the same person. It is never just one person who is treated like that; it's a personality pattern.

In the meantime just let it go - entirely for your own good, making sure as you go that people who could impede that person's progress are aware of what was said/done. Be subtle with the last part.

jcd5971 · 30-10-2017 12:15PM

Deleted User wrote:

makes everyone blind, as a very wise Derry man used to say on Irish television on a quotidian basis when I was growing up.

Not true at the end there is one all powerful one eyed ****er left to rule.

phill106 · 30-10-2017 12:16PM

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Looking to get back at a particularly nasty individual. I want it leave no suspicions it was me. Obviously nothing sinister just a way of fcking up their day.

Wish them well with " May the rest of your day be as pleasant as you are!"

jcd5971 · 30-10-2017 12:24PM

So many things to do,

deleted the target destination on any desktop shortcuts so they won't open, or changed them so that say Chrome would open windows Explorer.

Place a great car pic on done deal with his number for a reasonabley cheap price with quick sale on it.

Laxative in his coffee, personally this is a bit far but I've seen it done.

Avatar MIA · 30-10-2017 12:29PM

Whatever he did to you he's still winning, as you're still consumed by him/her/it.

My advice... wait until you make eye contact with him and give him a suggestive wink. THAT will REALLY mess with him if you pull it off the right way.

And if things work out you may be able to shag him AND blast him with piss at the same time! :pac:

kieran. · 30-10-2017 12:30PM

Sign him up to a dating website. Then send his missus an anonymous link.

listermint · 30-10-2017 12:30PM

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Not gonna say but it was a personal attack so revenge is justified in my eyes. Eye for an eye.

Turn the other cheek?

Rumpy Pumpy · 30-10-2017 12:37PM

Post him a shoebox filled with dog shîte and wrapped like a present.

corner of hells · 30-10-2017 12:38PM

At least give us a hint about what was done on you for something to work off ?

Or your thread will shortly be consigned to the stupid thread file.

razorblunt · 30-10-2017 01:03PM

Try to make a new phrase "happen", everything they say respond with "yeah, that's probably not going to happen", don't elaborate when they ask why.

Also, pick and obscure, one hit wonder or TV theme song each day and hum it at the volume it can be heard but not annoyingly.
Start with the A-Team.

You'll be wearing concrete shoes by Wednesday lunch time.

jimmynokia · 30-10-2017 01:07PM

The saying "The taste of your own medicine is never good" comes to mind,thats how i generally deal with stuff like this.

whoopsadoodles · 30-10-2017 01:07PM

Glitter bomb.

Radiant Cool Crazy Nightmare · 30-10-2017 01:10PM

Every year or so I play a prank on my brother where I place an ad on done deal for face value tickets for the all ireland final and give his mobile number. It costs 3e I think but its well spent to see him go into meltdown when his phone doesnt stop going for days on end and he needs his phone so he cant switch it off. Ireland v Denmark is 2weeks away and thats also a sell out just saying

Subtle ways to annoy someone

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