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Subtle ways to annoy someone

Feckoffcup

Looking to get back at a particularly nasty individual. I want it leave no suspicions it was me. Obviously nothing sinister just a way of fcking up their day.

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qm1bv4p8i92aoj

Grow up.

Specialun

Fcuk his missus

Pac1Man

These people walk amongst us.

Feckoffcup

Specialun wrote: »

Fcuk his missus

Decent start but that's too far

smurgen

Use the phrase "i'm sorry you're upset".

Barry Badrinath

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Decent start but that's too far

Finger his mrs.

bear1

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Looking to get back at a particularly nasty individual. I want it leave no suspicions it was me. Obviously nothing sinister just a way of fcking up their day.

What did the person do to you?
Maybe... and this is just a suggestion, go to the person and ask for a chat.
Then what you do see if solve the problem like 2 men instead of playing that ****e.

tritium

bear1 wrote: »

What did the person do to you?
Maybe... and this is just a suggestion, go to the person and ask for a chat.
Then what you do see if solve the problem like 2 men instead of playing that ****e.

What if one or both are women?

Feckoffcup

bear1 wrote: »

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Looking to get back at a particularly nasty individual. I want it leave no suspicions it was me. Obviously nothing sinister just a way of fcking up their day.

What did the person do to you?
Maybe... and this is just a suggestion, go to the person and ask for a chat.
Then what you do see if solve the problem like 2 men instead of playing that ****e.

Not gonna say but it was a personal attack so revenge is justified in my eyes. Eye for an eye.

Chancer3001

Ask a question then don't wait for an answer before asking another question.

Also

Ask a question. When they answer say "AH?" then as they start to repeat themselves , start your next question

Specialun

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Decent start but that's too far

Ok ok, how about.. Fcuk his brother

bear1

tritium wrote: »

What if one or both are women?

Stupid question, they then get down to their underwear and it turns into a jelly wrestling fight.
If one is a woman then take the advise from post number 2.

Blast him with piss

Fire and lots of it

fart

Laxatives...should make sh*te of his day.

Hector Savage

For some fun ideas, read the book "The Twits" by Roald Dahl

[Deleted User]

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Not gonna say but it was a personal attack so revenge is justified in my eyes. Eye for an eye.

makes everyone blind, as a very wise Derry man used to say on Irish television on a quotidian basis when I was growing up.

If it was a public humiliation of you it's hard to forget so look forward to the long grass where there will be many others who have been similarly offended by the same person. It is never just one person who is treated like that; it's a personality pattern.

In the meantime just let it go - entirely for your own good, making sure as you go that people who could impede that person's progress are aware of what was said/done. Be subtle with the last part.

jcd5971

Deleted User wrote:

makes everyone blind, as a very wise Derry man used to say on Irish television on a quotidian basis when I was growing up.

Not true at the end there is one all powerful one eyed ****er left to rule.

phill106

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Looking to get back at a particularly nasty individual. I want it leave no suspicions it was me. Obviously nothing sinister just a way of fcking up their day.

Wish them well with " May the rest of your day be as pleasant as you are!"

jcd5971

So many things to do,

deleted the target destination on any desktop shortcuts so they won't open, or changed them so that say Chrome would open windows Explorer.

Place a great car pic on done deal with his number for a reasonabley cheap price with quick sale on it.

Laxative in his coffee, personally this is a bit far but I've seen it done.

Avatar MIA

Whatever he did to you he's still winning, as you're still consumed by him/her/it.

My advice... wait until you make eye contact with him and give him a suggestive wink. THAT will REALLY mess with him if you pull it off the right way.

And if things work out you may be able to shag him AND blast him with piss at the same time! :pac:

kieran.

Sign him up to a dating website. Then send his missus an anonymous link.

listermint

Feckoffcup wrote: »

Not gonna say but it was a personal attack so revenge is justified in my eyes. Eye for an eye.

Turn the other cheek?

Rumpy Pumpy

Post him a shoebox filled with dog shîte and wrapped like a present.

corner of hells

At least give us a hint about what was done on you for something to work off ?

Or your thread will shortly be consigned to the stupid thread file.

razorblunt

Try to make a new phrase "happen", everything they say respond with "yeah, that's probably not going to happen", don't elaborate when they ask why.

Also, pick and obscure, one hit wonder or TV theme song each day and hum it at the volume it can be heard but not annoyingly.
Start with the A-Team.

You'll be wearing concrete shoes by Wednesday lunch time.

jimmynokia

The saying "The taste of your own medicine is never good" comes to mind,thats how i generally deal with stuff like this.

whoopsadoodles

Glitter bomb.

Radiant Cool Crazy Nightmare

Every year or so I play a prank on my brother where I place an ad on done deal for face value tickets for the all ireland final and give his mobile number. It costs 3e I think but its well spent to see him go into meltdown when his phone doesnt stop going for days on end and he needs his phone so he cant switch it off. Ireland v Denmark is 2weeks away and thats also a sell out just saying