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    #32
    Subcomandante Marcos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,683 ✭✭✭Subcomandante Marcos


    oneilla wrote: »
    I'd join a monastery. One of them ones that makes cheap wine

    Or one of the belgian ones that makes silly strong beer.


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    #33
    Neon_Lights
    Registered Users Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭Neon_Lights


    Subcomandante Marcos wrote: »
    Or one of the belgian ones that makes silly strong beer.

    Or one of the Chinese ones that makes you become an insanely strong vegetarian kung-fu fighter


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    #34
    Permabear
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    This post has been deleted.


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    #35
    Banjo
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    Wossack wrote: »
    foot passenger over to wales, dig up the go-bag outside the cemetery in snowdonia, and then on to sardinia via route bravo maybe

    not that ive ever thought about it or anything

    That is a depressingly accurate description of how one gets to Sardinia now that Ryanair have stopped the direct flights.


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    #36
    Subcomandante Marcos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,683 ✭✭✭Subcomandante Marcos


    Banjo wrote: »
    That is a depressingly accurate description of how one gets to Sardinia now that Ryanair have stopped the direct flights.

    Dublin to Copenhagen with Ryanair or to Oslo and Stockholm with Norwegian are all cheap.

    Dub - Cph and then a train to stockholm is silly cheap.


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    #37
    The Backwards Man
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    Permabear wrote: »
    This post had been deleted.
    It's more an escape from an angry mob coming round the gaff rather than a tech wizard pulling up traffic cam footage so I can afford a wee bit of comfort


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    #38
    Ishmael
    Registered Users Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭Ishmael


    Hike the Wicklow way. That should keep ya out of the way for a few days.


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    #39
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Why not try the French foreign legion.Plenty of travel involved , lots to do and lots of interesting people to meet.


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    #40
    Banjo
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    Subcomandante Marcos wrote: »
    Dublin to Copenhagen with Ryanair or to Oslo and Stockholm with Norwegian are all cheap.

    Dub - Cph and then a train to stockholm is silly cheap.

    All those places are further away from Sardinia than Dublin. Did I give the impression that I was looking for more of a challenge?


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    #41
    Neon_Lights
    Registered Users Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭Neon_Lights


    Banjo wrote: »
    All those places are further away from Sardinia than Dublin. Did I give the impression that I was looking for more of a challenge?

    Try the Libya to Sardinia challenge so!


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    #42
    mewe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭mewe


    Virginia. Co. Cavan.


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    #43
    Subcomandante Marcos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,683 ✭✭✭Subcomandante Marcos


    Banjo wrote: »
    All those places are further away from Sardinia than Dublin. Did I give the impression that I was looking for more of a challenge?

    Jaysis I read both posts as Scandinavia.

    Gas.


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    #44
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,454 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    It's more an escape from an angry mob coming round the gaff rather than a tech wizard pulling up traffic cam footage so I can afford a wee bit of comfort

    Well tell us why you have to hide from an angry mob and we might just help you hide..... if the price is right :P


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    #45
    osarusan
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    Tell them you're leaving, then stay at home. It'll be the last place they'd ever think to look.


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    #46
    ohnonotgmail
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Is that the one with no bar in it?

    Bastard of a principal we used to have (ex Dublin footballer, I'm looking at you!) booked us in there one time we were on Blackboard Jungle.:mad:

    I'm thinking of Kilkenny, does anyone know if there's Tennent's in Kilkenny?


    big tall lad, baldy head, first name begins with B?


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    #47
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    big tall lad, baldy head, first name begins with B?

    That's all Dublin lads though isn't it?


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    #48
    Are Am Eye
    Registered Users Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    big tall lad, baldy head, first name begins with B?

    B_____ was teacher in greendale raheny/edenmore I believe. Backward man is from somewhere that people foot turf.


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    #49
    diomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    Dundrum Town Centre
    Just stroll around for days.


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    #50
    nice_guy80
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    buy crappy second hand car off done deal.
    put car on ferry to Wales.
    figure a way over to France


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    #51
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users Posts: 11,494 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Are Am Eye wrote: »
    B_____ was teacher in greendale raheny/edenmore I believe. Backward man is from somewhere that people foot turf.

    Same person was princpal of Carndonagh Community School (largest school in the country at one time),he's since moved back to Dublin


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    #52
    2012paddy2012
    Registered Users Posts: 2,880 ✭✭✭2012paddy2012


    Try therapy ?


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    #53
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,214 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    That's all Dublin lads though isn't it?
    Are Am Eye wrote: »
    B_____ was teacher in greendale raheny/edenmore I believe. Backward man is from somewhere that people foot turf.


    It is the person i was thinking of. they were my PE teacher before they became a principal in Donegal.


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    #54
    James Bond Junior
    Registered Users Posts: 5,130 ✭✭✭James Bond Junior


    Ask your local Sinn Fein councillor. Aren't ye nordies successfully disappearing people since the 70's?


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    #55
    Are Am Eye
    Registered Users Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    Carndonagh, eh? BackwardMan.
    The net closes.


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    #56
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,214 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Are Am Eye wrote: »
    Carndonagh, eh? BackwardMan.
    The net closes.


    yeah, they're not really helping with the oul' disappearing are they?


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    #57
    Solomon Pleasant
    Registered Users Posts: 540 ✭✭✭Solomon Pleasant


    Disappear over the border OP. Purchase fake papers via the dark net. Forget the credit and debit cards, aswell as social media and your mobile phone. Shave your head, don't contact anyone and don't draw unnecessary attention to yourself.

    You'll be fine OP.


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    #58
    Pat Mustard
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    Subcomandante Marcos wrote: »
    Dublin to Copenhagen

    I hear that a submarine trip around Copenhagen harbour is one way to disappear.


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    #59
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,297 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Wossack wrote: »
    foot passenger over to wales, dig up the go-bag outside the cemetery in snowdonia, and then on to sardinia via route bravo maybe
    :rolleyes: Go via Scotland.


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    #60
    jamesbere
    Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Are you talking sleep with the fishes disappear or new identity disappear.

    I can do one very well, it's up to you to find out which one.


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    #61
    RoboRat
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    Leitrim.... that's if it actually exists. I have only head about it and from what I am told, it exists, so that would be a good place to go missing.


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