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  • #52
    2012paddy2012
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,880 ✭✭✭2012paddy2012


    Try therapy ?


  • #53
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,513 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    That's all Dublin lads though isn't it?
    Are Am Eye wrote: »
    B_____ was teacher in greendale raheny/edenmore I believe. Backward man is from somewhere that people foot turf.


    It is the person i was thinking of. they were my PE teacher before they became a principal in Donegal.


  • #54
    James Bond Junior
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,140 ✭✭✭James Bond Junior


    Ask your local Sinn Fein councillor. Aren't ye nordies successfully disappearing people since the 70's?


  • #55
    Are Am Eye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    Carndonagh, eh? BackwardMan.
    The net closes.


  • #56
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,513 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Are Am Eye wrote: »
    Carndonagh, eh? BackwardMan.
    The net closes.


    yeah, they're not really helping with the oul' disappearing are they?


  • #57
    Solomon Pleasant
    Registered Users Posts: 540 ✭✭✭Solomon Pleasant


    Disappear over the border OP. Purchase fake papers via the dark net. Forget the credit and debit cards, aswell as social media and your mobile phone. Shave your head, don't contact anyone and don't draw unnecessary attention to yourself.

    You'll be fine OP.


  • #58
    Pat Mustard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    Subcomandante Marcos wrote: »
    Dublin to Copenhagen

    I hear that a submarine trip around Copenhagen harbour is one way to disappear.


  • #59
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,490 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Wossack wrote: »
    foot passenger over to wales, dig up the go-bag outside the cemetery in snowdonia, and then on to sardinia via route bravo maybe
    :rolleyes: Go via Scotland.


  • #60
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Are you talking sleep with the fishes disappear or new identity disappear.

    I can do one very well, it's up to you to find out which one.


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  • #61
    RoboRat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,559 ✭✭✭RoboRat


    Leitrim.... that's if it actually exists. I have only head about it and from what I am told, it exists, so that would be a good place to go missing.


  • #62
    Neames
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 953 ✭✭✭Neames


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Have to go to ground for a couple of days for reasons that we can't go into at this time, and where better for a bogman to hang out than a fancy cultured hotel with good steak and beer and ample secure parking.

    If you had to go somewhere like that right now, where would you go?

    Aghadoe Heights in Killarney....you'll even have a spot for your helicopter.

    And the chef will refuse to cook your steak well done....the kind of place that will charge you a small fortune and call you sir all day long.


  • #63
    Pat Mustard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    jamesbere wrote: »
    Are you talking sleep with the fishes disappear or new identity disappear.

    I can do one very well, it's up to you to find out which one.

    If the bere in your username is anything to go by, I'm gonna go with trawler and sleep with the fishes :cool:


  • #64
    The_Conductor
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 32,285 Mod ✭✭✭✭The_Conductor


    Footpassenger ticket to Cherbourg/Le Havre from Rosslare- even if you do a 180 degree on it- that's at least 2 days down- more, if the weather is bad........?


  • #65
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,608 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    How about becoming The Backwards Woman?
    Don a long blonde wig, some dark fake tan and if you've got nice legs, wear a short dress.

    You'll fit in everywhere and the bad boys won't bother you at all.


  • #66
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Pat Mustard wrote: »
    If the bere in your username is anything to go by, I'm gonna go with trawler and sleep with the fishes :cool:

    We don't get up to that sort of thing at all (cough cough)


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  • #67
    Solomon Pleasant
    Registered Users Posts: 540 ✭✭✭Solomon Pleasant


    The lack of contact from the OP suggests that he was in fact successful at disappearing.

    Well done everyone, now how do we find him?


  • #68
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Solomon Pleasant wrote: »
    The lack of contact from the OP suggests that he was in fact successful at disappearing.

    Well done everyone, now how do we find him?

    Give out about turf, that should bring him out


  • #69
    glynf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,387 ✭✭✭glynf


    Foot passenger on the ferry, train it to Bradford, check into the best Western. . Little chance they'd look there as no one in their right mind goes to bastard Bradford..


  • #70
    retalivity
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,508 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    Are Am Eye wrote: »
    Carndonagh, eh? BackwardMan.
    The net closes.

    It also is/was the largest school in the country, catering for all of inishowen.

    Did your house flow away in the flood? Go to some non-descript hotel in the midlands - Edgeworthstown or clara, loughrea or kingscourt


  • #71
    Mountainsandh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,700 ✭✭✭Mountainsandh


    Head down to Lawlor's in Dungarvan. Granted, the rooms are probably a bit dated, but I'm sure they're grand and comfy all the same. There's a nice bar downstairs, and a restaurant on the spot where they do a famous steak on the stone. You're right in the town centre, right beside the square with some great pubs like The Local, and close to the quay with more good pubs with great food for day time. Sample the local Dungarvan beers.
    Dig out all white and blue clothing you possess, and blend in with the crowds, it should be an experience this week-end.


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  • #72
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hire a cottage on Achill Island.


  • #73
    feargale
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,636 ✭✭✭feargale


    Are Am Eye wrote: »
    B_____ was teacher in greendale raheny/edenmore I believe. Backward man is from somewhere that people foot turf.

    Biggest secondary school in Ireland, or at least was a few decades ago.

    And teachers killed the proud hurling tradition of Inishowen to make way for football.

    Have I got it right, Backwards Man?


  • #74
    Loon E. Tick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭Loon E. Tick


    Solomon Pleasant wrote: »
    Disappear over the border OP. Purchase fake papers via the dark net. Forget the credit and debit cards, aswell as social media and your mobile phone. Shave your head, don't contact anyone and don't draw unnecessary attention to yourself.

    You'll be fine OP.
    In that case he should just hop over to Hare Krishna Island. He'll get lots of free grub although they won't have Tennents. He can do a detox while he's there :pac: Definitely nobody will think of looking for him there.


  • #75
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    feargale wrote: »
    Biggest secondary school in Ireland, or at least was a few decades ago.

    And teachers killed the proud hurling tradition of Inishowen to make way for football.

    Have I got it right, Backwards Man?

    Aye used to be the biggest, catchment was from the Muff to the Head, they split it a few years ago.

    Hurling was big enough here a hundred years ago alright, died out before the softy southern teachers with their fancy football showed up.

    This is soccer country mostly.

    Heading for the sunny southeast in the morning, try out some of the foreign beers such as Guinness and Smithwicks.


  • #76
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Are you avoiding your birthday??

    You can run, backwards man, but you can't hide from the big four oh!!


  • #77
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    Are you avoiding your birthday??

    You can run, backwards man, but you can't hide from the big four oh!!

    I'm not staying away for five years.


  • #78
    Markcheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,567 ✭✭✭Markcheese


    Cash job, working on a boat..
    The Contacts to get you out of the country could be very handy later, should the need arise...

    Slava ukraini 🇺🇦



  • #79
    Nekarsulm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,219 ✭✭✭✭Nekarsulm


    Go camping in Cavan. Bring a fishing rod and some gear, you'll blend right in with the English, French, German Polish and Belgians who populate the shore lines.


  • #80
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,888 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Run off and join the circus...

    ...or take your cue from Radiohead...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZq_jeYsbTs


  • #81
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Surely a Mod could put you up somewhere.
    Haven't some of them got pits and basements under their castles.

    Some of them even have oubliettes , worth a Google.


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  • #82
    JimmyMcGill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 429 ✭✭JimmyMcGill


    Picking spuds isn't as easy as footing turf BM. Just cos they're in an all Ireland now they're subbing out the spud gathering.


  • #83
    The_Conductor
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 32,285 Mod ✭✭✭✭The_Conductor


    JimmyMcGill wrote: »
    Picking spuds isn't as easy as footing turf BM. Just cos they're in an all Ireland now they're subbing out the spud gathering.

    Its definitely easier to pick spuds- than it is to foot turf- if you haven't been footing turf in a while and your hands haven't hardened up. Anyhow- the OP said he wanted to dissappear- he didn't say anything about penal servitude. Hell- if you told me I had to foot a couple of acres- I'd be looking for a way to dissappear........


  • #84
    Steve F
    Registered Users Posts: 1,852 ✭✭✭Steve F


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Have to go to ground for a couple of days for reasons that we can't go into at this time, and where better for a bogman to hang out than a fancy cultured hotel with good steak and beer and ample secure parking.

    If you had to go somewhere like that right now, where would you go?

    It's you,isn't it Donald?;)


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