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Liveline Thread from 14th March 2017

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    #6872
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 81,535 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    It's a Communion, not a feckin Knighthood.


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    #6873
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    is communion really a big deal? I don't have kids and I'm a prod... what am I missing?

    I never heard any of my friends mentioning their communion. we have confirmations but they're no more a big deal in our lives than any of my RC friends. I barely remember it.


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    #6874
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,614 ✭ [Deleted User]


    lazygal wrote: »
    I bet loads of these families have a very good reason for not wanting the grandparents around.

    If they are the type to ring Joe Duffy because they didn't get invited to the first communion then its no surprise they dont want them there.


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    #6875
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Why are they not being invited?

    Is it too much to expect Joe Duffy to ask?


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    #6876
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    I'm not listening but I assume that's a typo?

    No. Sorry. That's what I meant to say


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    #6877
    Atlantic Dawn
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    Is the granny fond of the sherry? Perhaps she would arrive at the church half cut.


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    #6878
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    they are calling you a creamer


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    #6879
    [Deleted User]
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    A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »
    is communion really a big deal? I don't have kids and I'm a prod... what am I missing?

    About a hundred quid.


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    #6880
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,898 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    Theres going to be a lot of granparents **** and sobbing on communion day

    I can understand how some may be walking, and a bit emotional. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #6881
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,834 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    As has been said, you just can't go if not invited, especially if it's a small church where seating is assigned.

    And Joe is all good about just turning up.

    Next weeks show.. Joe, there was ructions at my kids communion, someone turned up uninvited and caused a scene, reigniting some family feud.

    edit:Dermot got in there with his similar great mind a few moments earlier.


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    #6882
    Right2Write
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,356 ✭✭✭Right2Write


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Frankly, if I wasn't invited to a religious ceremony involving my grandkids, I've be relieved. Not that I'd go, anyway.

    One of the great contradictions in Irish society. On another day, these women would be raging against the excesses of clerical abuse and how the nuns abused them etc etc


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    #6883
    Atlantic Dawn
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    Does she smell of wee?


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    #6884
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    McDermotX wrote: »
    'Just show up'

    Brilliant.

    Next week on Liveline - fights inside churches

    1850 715 815.....the Livelahn is open now.

    Next on

    " granny f*cked up my communion"


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    #6885
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Granny should turn up in a stretch limo


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    #6886
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,834 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »
    I'm a prod... what am I missing?

    The body of Christ and salvation, and zombie Jesus I think.


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    #6887
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,898 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "We're not inviting Granny, she's a religious nutter." 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #6888
    Right2Write
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,356 ✭✭✭Right2Write


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    Next weeks show.. Joe, there was ructions at my kids communion, someone turned up uninvited and caused a scene, reigniting some family feud.

    Came armed with slashers, knives and hatchets and all!


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    #6889
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    "We're not inviting Granny, she's a religious nutter."

    That would be an ecumenical matter


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    #6890
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 13,515 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Does Kayak do cheap rates for returning Teachers ?

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #6891
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Ten Pin wrote: »
    Cranking

    Pedalling furiously


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    #6892
    Right2Write
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,356 ✭✭✭Right2Write


    A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »
    is communion really a big deal? I don't have kids and I'm a prod... what am I missing?

    Of course it's a big deal - bouncy castles, lots of ice cream and plenty of notes.


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    #6893
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    a happy story


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    #6894
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Am I alone in wishing it was a Funny Friday?


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    #6895
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,509 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Joe raging that he can't get his hands on the footage for a quickie!!!


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    #6896
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,834 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Do I even have to ask, what's the point of this piece?


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    #6897
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users Posts: 6,503 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    The ghoul..


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    #6898
    djemba djemba
    Registered Users Posts: 2,582 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    Did Joe get the (c)cctv of when he got knocked down


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    #6899
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    a happy story

    a heartwarming tale of fractured skulls and lung damage


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    #6900
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Yhe clamp drawer is being quietly opened.


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    #6901
    [Deleted User]
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    Right2Write wrote: »
    Of course it's a big deal - bouncy castles, lots of ice cream and plenty of notes.
    true!

    I'm just wondering why the granny was suggesting going to church to see. It's not like someone's getting married or sent off. just a boring ceremony surely.


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