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Jan and Klodi's Party Bus - part II **off topic discussion**

  • 01-09-2015 3:37pm
    #1
    Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 78,444 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭


    Old thread here


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,460 ✭✭✭lennymc


    huh?


  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 78,444 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    lennymc wrote: »
    huh?
    :confused:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 11,669 Mod ✭✭✭✭RobFowl


    Boooo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭Alek


    Nay, I say.


  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Can we at least get the offending picture in the OP? :D
    Edit:
    CfYn1QB.gif


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭Zyzz


    Well that was disappointing


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 11,669 Mod ✭✭✭✭RobFowl


    comic-book-guy-worst-title-ever.png?w=736


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,197 ✭✭✭Fian


    An illustration of democracy in action. Widespread consultation followed by firm decision making :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,055 ✭✭✭✭Wishbone Ash


    Well that was lazy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,116 ✭✭✭bazermc


    Bunch of dopers!!!!!!!!!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,234 ✭✭✭✭Lumen


    Jan and Klodi have approved this thread title.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,561 ✭✭✭Eamonnator


    I like it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,306 ✭✭✭koutoubia


    Was there a poll?
    I didn't see a poll!
    Did I miss a poll?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 11,669 Mod ✭✭✭✭RobFowl


    Eamonnator wrote: »
    I like it.

    Good, cos you'll be looking at it stickied to the top for the next 2 years ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,561 ✭✭✭Eamonnator


    Style never goes out of fashion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Who are Jan and Klodi???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,116 ✭✭✭bazermc


    Who are Jan and Klodi???

    Bunch of doppers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,479 ✭✭✭rollingscone


    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

    Wah. Wah. Wah.

    Also. What are doppers?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,824 ✭✭✭Qualitymark


    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

    Wah. Wah. Wah.

    Also. What are doppers?

    In South Africa) a member of the Gereformeerde Kerk, a strictly orthodox Calvinistic denomination, according to Google.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭Alek


    Vittoria Ultralite 25-28, claimed weight: 85g

    http://www.vittoria.com/accessories/road-accessory/

    Arrived today, checked: 115g.


    What kind of BS game you're playing Vittoria? :mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Were you sitting on it when weighing it?


  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 78,444 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty



    Also. What are doppers?
    Dopplegangers

    Jan and Klodi were given direction by this pair:

    3888921721_520b0de81c.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,234 ✭✭✭✭Lumen


    ^^ spot the saddlebag. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    The Numb Cock lives!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,127 ✭✭✭✭kerry4sam


    Of-topic Thread:

    What is it about the sight of a peloton powering through that just gives me goose-bumps! Re-watching some of LaVuelta stages here and just seeing the pelotons powering up those climbs is Sensational!

    & Seeing the teams in sync ; like team-member after member in a line like they were just out on a training spin.

    Just Incredible to Watch,
    kerry4sam

    /btw: that would've been my name or an off-topic Thread Title : The Powering Peloton :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,318 ✭✭✭✭Raam


    kerry4sam wrote: »
    & Seeing the teams in sync ; like team-member after member in a line like they were just out on a training spin.

    I've never seen a sentence started with an ampersand before.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭Alek


    an ampersand

    One of my favourite English words :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,419 ✭✭✭NeedMoreGears


    Only 9971 to go and we can ditch this puppy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭letape


    Alek wrote: »
    Vittoria Ultralite 25-28, claimed weight: 85g

    http://www.vittoria.com/accessories/road-accessory/

    Arrived today, checked: 115g.


    What kind of BS game you're playing Vittoria? :mad:

    Could be a very heavy valve cap?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,236 ✭✭✭Idleater


    Alek wrote: »
    One of my favourite English words :)

    Ellipsis (plural ellipses) is one I've been getting some use out of in work lately. Including the rare four dot ellipsis- from Star Wars- coming to user documentation if I can sneak it through....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,824 ✭✭✭Qualitymark


    Alek wrote: »
    One of my favourite English words :)

    Really? It gives me diaerisis.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 88 ✭✭youwhoglue


    Whatever the name of the thread, this is amazing! :eek:



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 816 ✭✭✭zurbfoundation


    I owe these guys an apology - they have changed it this time -

    360887.jpg

    In fairness its probably a sponsored piece


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,824 ✭✭✭Qualitymark


    youwhoglue wrote: »
    Whatever the name of the thread, this is amazing! :eek:

    Humans are extraordinary! :eek:

    I'll bet there was someone doing the equivalent with horse and chariot in 1100 BC.

    What a champion she is!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,526 ✭✭✭✭Darkglasses


    I owe these guys an apology - they have changed it this time -

    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/700762/360887.jpg

    In fairness its probably a sponsored piece

    This is starting to get spammy - you've made your point several times now, stop.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,157 ✭✭✭✭Alanstrainor


    Does anyone cycle along the cycle track, from grand canal up along the canal towards Rathmines and beyond? I've noticed something about it's design which is a bit ridiculous. So for those who aren't familiar, it's a two lane off-road cycle track that goes along the canal. Whenever there's a junction there are separate cycle lane traffic lights. The ones with a picture of a bike. There are also markings on the ground signifying the STOP line for when these lights are red. However, these lights are activated by a sensor... and this sensor will only activate the bicycle lights if you roll past the stop line (which is a 40€ on the spot fine). :eek::eek:

    Here's a link to a junction:
    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/81540/360890.png

    If you look at the right hand side, you'll see the pole which has the pedestrian button attached. On top of this you can see an odd shaped sensor, which is what monitors the cycle lane. And on the left you have a stop line (not a yield as some of these junctions have...).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,887 ✭✭✭traprunner


    Does anyone cycle along the cycle track, from grand canal up along the canal towards Rathmines and beyond? I've noticed something about it's design which is a bit ridiculous. So for those who aren't familiar, it's a two lane off-road cycle track that goes along the canal. Whenever there's a junction there are separate cycle lane traffic lights. The ones with a picture of a bike. There are also markings on the ground signifying the STOP line for when these lights are red. However, these lights are activated by a sensor... and this sensor will only activate the bicycle lights if you roll past the stop line (which is a 40€ on the spot fine). :eek::eek:

    Here's a link to a junction:
    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/81540/360890.png

    If you look at the right hand side, you'll see the pole which has the pedestrian button attached. On top of this you can see an odd shaped sensor, which is what monitors the cycle lane. And on the left you have a stop line (not a yield as some of these junctions have...).

    Cycle past that junction most days. I must keep an eye out for this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,718 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


    I am in a place that I have to get another car but I don't really like that option. I am seriously considering a battery powered bike or add on because I can't do a 62kms roundtrip in the middle of the winter everyday with the bike. The add-e looks like a decent option if you don't want to get a second bike.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭pelevin


    Alek wrote: »
    Vittoria Ultralite 25-28, claimed weight: 85g

    http://www.vittoria.com/accessories/road-accessory/

    Arrived today, checked: 115g.


    What kind of BS game you're playing Vittoria? :mad:

    They stitched you up like a kipper.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 11,669 Mod ✭✭✭✭RobFowl




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,141 ✭✭✭Doctor Bob


    Does anyone cycle along the cycle track, from grand canal up along the canal towards Rathmines and beyond? I've noticed something about it's design which is a bit ridiculous. So for those who aren't familiar, it's a two lane off-road cycle track that goes along the canal. Whenever there's a junction there are separate cycle lane traffic lights. The ones with a picture of a bike. There are also markings on the ground signifying the STOP line for when these lights are red. However, these lights are activated by a sensor... and this sensor will only activate the bicycle lights if you roll past the stop line (which is a 40€ on the spot fine). :eek::eek:

    Here's a link to a junction:
    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/81540/360890.png

    If you look at the right hand side, you'll see the pole which has the pedestrian button attached. On top of this you can see an odd shaped sensor, which is what monitors the cycle lane. And on the left you have a stop line (not a yield as some of these junctions have...).

    Next time you're approaching that junction from the Grand Canal Dock direction have a look at the surface of the track about 15 metres before the stop line- there's a sort of grid of black tar lines set into the tarmac, right beside a manhole cover on the footpath (map link: zoom right in on the centre of the streetview image). This is the sensor for the cycle traffic lights.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,157 ✭✭✭✭Alanstrainor


    Doctor Bob wrote: »
    Next time you're approaching that junction from the Grand Canal Dock direction have a look at the surface of the track about 15 metres before the stop line- there's a sort of grid of black tar lines set into the tarmac, right beside a manhole cover on the footpath (map link: zoom right in on the centre of the streetview image). This is the sensor for the cycle traffic lights.

    Ah I see! However I have gotten stuck there twice at the line before (more as an experiment than anything!).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,887 ✭✭✭traprunner


    Ah I see! However I have gotten stuck there twice at the line before (more as an experiment than anything!).

    I never got stuck at that one. However, I seem to get stuck on Samuel Beckett bridge heading to Guild Street.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,055 ✭✭✭✭Wishbone Ash


    pelevin wrote: »
    They stitched you up like a kipper.
    Well, he did get 115g of rubber for the price of 85g! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,215 ✭✭✭G1032


    The Telegraph Cycling Podcast had Sean Kelly as a guest in today's episode.
    Link below for anybody interested.

    http://pca.st/0qq2


  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 78,444 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    Well, he did get 115g of rubber for the price of 85g! :)
    Not only that, but if he keeps them going a few years they may eventually reach 85g anyway....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,306 ✭✭✭koutoubia


    Holy freezing summer....
    'SATURDAY ... Partly cloudy, moderate north to northeast breezes, cool. Morning lows 2-5 C with isolated ground frost rural inland districts, and highs about 15 C north to 18 C south coast, 16-17 C east.

    SUNDAY ... More frequent sunny intervals. Lows 1-4 C with scattered ground frost likely in rural areas, highs 15-18 C.'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,526 ✭✭✭✭Darkglasses


    By janey the cold arrived suddenly. I booked a holiday in Iceland next week, looks like I may well be warmer there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,338 ✭✭✭Lusk_Doyle


    koutoubia wrote: »
    Holy freezing summer....
    'SATURDAY ... Partly cloudy, moderate north to northeast breezes, cool. Morning lows 2-5 C with isolated ground frost rural inland districts, and highs about 15 C north to 18 C south coast, 16-17 C east.

    SUNDAY ... More frequent sunny intervals. Lows 1-4 C with scattered ground frost likely in rural areas, highs 15-18 C.'

    Since when is Sept in Summer?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    This time last year the weather was great.


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