Liveline Thread 17/06/2015 to date

ThisRegard

I worked all my life Joe but didn't bother planning a private pension or birth control.

Firefox11

Joe is getting terribly confused as usual with this man's this family arrangements.

Atlantic Dawn

padd b1975 wrote: »

Headcount of children needed.

Abacus, family tree and a team of consultants in the Social Welfare office needed to know where everyone fits in, who built them and who they now belong to.

signostic

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Taximan - on the back seat.

how did she pay the fare?

Roger_007

snubbleste wrote: »

Oh, how does it happen Joe?
I weally weally want to know

Well........there was a boy rabbit and a girl rabbit, and they were VERY much in love.......etc.....etc.:D

Dan Jaman

signostic wrote: »

how did she pay the fare?

Must have been a regular pick up.

ThisRegard

Pelvis Parsley wrote: »

Won't say where he met her.

Selective memory.

Atlantic Dawn

Joe hoping his horn still functions when he is his age.

I have to say I really really get annoyed at saying ' thats how life works out'

NO ITS NOT, you take precautions and dont go off having kids when you are in your 60's...

and he 'cannot remember' where he met her because likely shes a foreign national who was looking to stay in the country so thats what was in it for her...

An old lad on my road who is 70 'married' a Filipino woman half his age last year....

Atlantic Dawn

Can you put just the fathers name on the birth cert?

snubbleste

Dy el emma

Dan Jaman

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Joe hoping his horn still functions when he is his age.

The taxi test is quite stiff.

padd b1975

Duffy is patronising the sh1t out of this whoremeister.

Roger_007

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Abacus, family tree and a team of consultants in the Social Welfare office needed to know where everyone fits in, who built them and who they now belong to.

I wouldn't be surprised if both parents are claiming for the same kids....?

somesoldiers

Don't they have special zones for dropping off unwanted babies for those that are desperate...well they do on Chicago Fire

sudzs

Joe's gone all Dickensian. :rolleyes:

SEPT 23 1989

she was found in a box?

Flukey

After that call, you'd wonder do Lloyds do Viagara?

Atlantic Dawn

Roger_007 wrote: »

I wouldn't be surprised if both parents are claiming for the same kids....?

Could very well be. If he goes in to the Social Welfare office and seeks more cash I am sure they will ask who the mother is and why is she not contributing, presuming her name has to be on the birth cert.

Atlantic Dawn

Is this going to be a call out to anyone who met someone on a one night stand back in 1950's?

signostic

does this caller have any connection with the last caller :eek:

Dan Jaman

Looking for a sudden weight-loss girl of 1958.

SEPT 23 1989

she was probably a girlfriend of the last caller

snubbleste

Flukey wrote: »

After that call, you'd wonder do Lloyds do Viagara?

You can get 4 viagra per month on the medical card
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/health/irish-taxpayers-foot-4m-medical-card-bill-for-monthly-viagra-30885209.html

sudzs

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Is this going to be a call out to anyone who met someone on a one night stand back in 1950's?

Last caller possibly??

Rock Lesnar

Yes i'm sure the mother, if still alive, is gonna ring the Liveline and admit to leaving a baby in a box.

Do you know anything about the box, the man has all the questions

Roger_007

Fondling resulted in a foundling?

somesoldiers

Oilskin- fisherman?

Flukey

Any chance that the first caller is her father? Maybe he started pre-teens and hasn't stopped since.

Dan Jaman

PC57? Called Heinz?