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Ulster Team Talk/Gossip/Rumour Thread II

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    #9662
    awec
    Administrators Posts: 53,572 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


    MJohnston wrote: »
    The most frustrating thing is it isn't who we are left with but who has been chosen to play for some unknown reason.
    +1

    Ulster's best 13 is inexplicably being ignored.


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    #9663
    MJohnston
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭MJohnston


    Well, not inexplicably, but the explanation is worse!


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    #9664
    bilston
    Registered Users Posts: 17,775 ✭✭✭✭bilston


    awec wrote: »
    MJohnston wrote: »
    The most frustrating thing is it isn't who we are left with but who has been chosen to play for some unknown reason.
    +1

    Ulster's best 13 is inexplicably being ignored.

    Totally agree. But I'd rather we still had either Farrell or Arnold here playing 13 than Tommy. Tommy is a legend but I can't see him putting in the defensive shift that Arnold did this evening.


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    #9665
    awec
    Administrators Posts: 53,572 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


    Tell you what lads, appoint awec as Ulster's head coach and watch as common sense leads us to European glory.

    My first campaign pledge is to walk into David Nucifora's office and take a sh!te on his desk.


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    #9666
    bilston
    Registered Users Posts: 17,775 ✭✭✭✭bilston


    We're going to get buttf****d tomorrow.

    Quins by 15-20.

    I'm broken. Les has broken me and my optimistic ways.


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    #9667
    bilston
    Registered Users Posts: 17,775 ✭✭✭✭bilston


    The hints keep coming on uafc.

    Watt, power, underpower.

    Someone translate for me please. I'm not seeing the link with Bernard Foley...


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    #9668
    durthacht
    Registered Users Posts: 712 ✭✭✭durthacht


    awec wrote: »
    Tell you what lads, appoint awec as Ulster's head coach and watch as common sense leads us to European glory.

    My first campaign pledge is to walk into David Nucifora's office and take a sh!te on his desk.

    I read this and hear Donald Trump's voice.

    Wonder what would be his hand gesture for "take a sh!te on his desk".


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    #9669
    jacothelad
    Registered Users Posts: 5,925 ✭✭✭jacothelad


    durthacht wrote: »
    I read this and hear Donald Trump's voice.

    Wonder what would be his hand gesture for "take a sh!te on his desk".

    His hands aren't big enough to indicate the amount of excrement that would flow out of his vile orifice.


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    #9670
    awec
    Administrators Posts: 53,572 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


    bilston wrote: »
    We're going to get buttf****d tomorrow.

    Quins by 15-20.

    I'm broken. Les has broken me and my optimistic ways.
    FINALLY!

    bilston, this post has made my month. Thank you. THANK YOU.


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    #9671
    awec
    Administrators Posts: 53,572 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


    jacothelad wrote: »
    His hands aren't big enough to indicate the amount of excrement that would flow out of his vile orifice.
    Are you talking about me or Donald here? :eek:


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    #9672
    jacothelad
    Registered Users Posts: 5,925 ✭✭✭jacothelad


    awec wrote: »
    Are you talking about me or Donald here? :eek:
    Donald. Megasewage machine. The Fake President.


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    #9673
    MJohnston
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭MJohnston


    Someone sound the Drunk awec alarm!


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    #9674
    stephen_n
    Registered Users Posts: 12,920 ✭✭✭✭stephen_n


    awec wrote: »
    Tell you what lads, appoint awec as Ulster's head coach and watch as common sense leads us to European glory.

    My first campaign pledge is to walk into David Nucifora's office and take a sh!te on his desk.

    Because he got Jordi to go north, you might not like Murphy but that's a bit rough.


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    #9675
    [Deleted User]
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    Jesus that was some awful belt of pessimism in here last night. BP win against Quinns today and all to be right in the world.


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    #9676
    sydthebeat
    Subscribers Posts: 41,301 ✭✭✭✭sydthebeat


    I'm loving the ulster thread these days... Not because of where your teams at, but because it's so entertaining.

    'Publis enigma'-like hints on new signings, revolution from the old hands and corophilia from the usual suspect :)

    Brilliant, keep it up lads!!


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    #9677
    bilston
    Registered Users Posts: 17,775 ✭✭✭✭bilston


    sydthebeat wrote: »
    I'm loving the ulster thread these days... Not because of where your teams at, but because it's so entertaining.

    'Publis enigma'-like hints on new signings, revolution from the old hands and corophilia from the usual suspect :)

    Brilliant, keep it up lads!!

    Someone please tell me who this rumoured new signing is!


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    #9678
    Stheno
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    bilston wrote: »
    Someone please tell me who this rumoured new signing is!

    Dan Carter.

    It's a cunning ploy by Nucifora
    He's hoping Dan will persuade Kiss to move to NZ


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    #9679
    Scythica
    Registered Users Posts: 963 ✭✭✭Scythica


    bilston wrote: »
    Someone please tell me who this rumoured new signing is!

    Be careful not to blow a fuse there!


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    #9680
    CIARAN_BOYLE
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 14,599 Mod ✭✭✭✭CIARAN_BOYLE


    Bad tv signal or have Ulster a new scrumhalf called John Rooney?


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    #9681
    awec
    Administrators Posts: 53,572 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


    Match thread https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=105516286#post105516286


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    #9682
    molloyjh
    Registered Users Posts: 24,745 ✭✭✭✭molloyjh


    bilston wrote: »
    We're going to get buttf****d tomorrow.

    Quins by 15-20.

    I'm broken. Les has broken me and my optimistic ways.

    I reckon if not for the weather that would have been a5 pointer for Ulster. So are you back bilston? Are you?


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    #9683
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    molloyjh wrote: »
    I reckon if not for the weather that would have been a5 pointer for Ulster. So are you back bilston? Are you?

    I'm just laughing at the fact that in the absence of something to complain about this thread has been deathly quiet for over 24 hours!


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    #9684
    prawnsambo
    Registered Users Posts: 13,375 ✭✭✭✭prawnsambo


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'm just laughing at the fact that in the absence of something to complain about this thread has been deathly quiet for over 24 hours!
    They're all holding their breaths until next weekend to see if it was all just a dream. ;)


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    #9685
    MJohnston
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭MJohnston


    We're all back to arguing that Christmas trees should be taken down because they don't have flags on them. It's our duty as Ulsterpeople.


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    #9686
    Utah_Saint
    Registered Users Posts: 1,791 ✭✭✭Utah_Saint


    MJohnston wrote: »
    We're all back to arguing that Christmas trees should be taken down because they don't have flags on them. It's our duty as Ulsterpeople.
    Haha...we have our own special type of 'crazy' up here.

    anyway onto more sensible matters....I believe Kiss was in cahoots with Quins to rollover and let us win, thus giving him enough time to sign a new 5 year contract.  I'm not paranoid...:ermm:


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    #9687
    bilston
    Registered Users Posts: 17,775 ✭✭✭✭bilston


    molloyjh wrote: »
    bilston wrote: »
    We're going to get buttf****d tomorrow.

    Quins by 15-20.

    I'm broken. Les has broken me and my optimistic ways.

    I reckon if not for the weather that would have been a5 pointer for Ulster. So are you back bilston? Are you?

    I was just trying to appease awec. I had never lost the faith.

    I just had a bad feeling about yesterday.

    However there is a difference between the Ulster team that plays in the Pro 14 with second string players and our first team.

    Our 3 best players yesterday where Henderson, Cooney and Stockdale, actually I would add Timoney to that as well. In recent weeks Henderson and Stockdale haven't been available, Cooney has been rotated with Small P and Timoney has been the most experienced back row available. Yesterday Stockdale, Henderson and Cooney started and Timoney played in a back row with Henderson and Reidy meaning he could get on with his job knowing he had guys around him to help out. The difference was telling.

    Imagine if Payne and Best return, suddenly we look a decent team...when at full strength...but we are hardly ever that strong.


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    #9688
    MJohnston
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭MJohnston


    Maybe we should be advocating for TOH and Scannell for the Ireland squad and the removal of Best and Payne?


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    #9689
    $ausage$
    Registered Users Posts: 691 ✭✭✭$ausage$


    Logan/IRFU strike again

    [font=ReithSans, Arial, Helvetica, freesans, sans-serif]Iain Henderson: Lions lock yet to agree new deal with Ulster and Ireland[/font]

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/42329057


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    #9690
    molloyjh
    Registered Users Posts: 24,745 ✭✭✭✭molloyjh


    Not sure I see the issue here. Contract negotiations are ongoing. So what?


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    #9691
    Glass Prison 1214
    Registered Users Posts: 1,153 ✭✭✭Glass Prison 1214


    Loads of players haven't signed contracts yet, its that time of year when negotiations happen. Hullabaloo over nothing.


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