Farming Chit Chat sticks it to six.

Reggie.

A cow called Daisy wrote: »

Did you get breakfast in bed, flowers and chocolates I presume?

I got nothing. Nobody loves me:o. I'm not really surprised

Some of us have to work today aswell tho Daisy. .....I feel your pain

MickeyShtyles

Genghis Cant wrote: »

36" handle. Nice and long, you'll get some momentum goin.

There was a shorter one but I didn't like it.
That's the selection they have.

whelan2

A cow called Daisy wrote: »

Did you get breakfast in bed, flowers and chocolates I presume?

I got nothing. Nobody loves me:o. I'm not really surprised

Only time I ever got breakfast in bed was after my sections in hospital. I cooked a fry after milking

Kovu

I couldn't decide which one to grace ye all with


Roses are red,
Foxes are clever.
I like your butt,
Let me touch it forever.

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Roses are red,
Violets are gayer.
Fúck this poem,
Listen to Slayer.

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Sunflowers are yellow.
I bet you thought this was a romantic poem.
These are just gardening facts.

Base price

A cow called Daisy wrote: »

Did you get breakfast in bed, flowers and chocolates I presume?

I got nothing. Nobody loves me:o. I'm not really surprised

I got a dead pigeon. One of the cats killed it this morning and brought it into kitchen for me for breakfast

I said

Kovu wrote: »

I couldn't decide which one to grace ye all with


Roses are red,
Foxes are clever.
I like your butt,
Let me touch it forever.

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Roses are red,
Violets are gayer.
Fúck this poem,
Listen to Slayer.

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Sunflowers are yellow.
I bet you thought this was a romantic poem.
These are just gardening facts.

Love maths
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And multiply

Kovu

I said wrote: »

Love maths
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And multiply

Limousins are red,
Salers are too.
However with that butt,
I think you're a blue.

:pac:

I'm going to spend the day posting things like that here I think. Prepare your roll-eyes faces!

Base price

I said wrote: »

Love maths
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And multiply

:eek::eek:
I'm still laughing

Kovu

Ripe oats are yellow,
And wheat is too.
Let's harvest these fields,
Then I can plough you.

:D

MickeyShtyles

Just to save yee all from Kinky Kovu's shyte!
The axe is some yoke!

Reggie.

MickeyShtyles wrote: »

Just to save yee all from Kinky Kovu's shyte!
The axe is some yoke!

No excuses now

MickeyShtyles

Reggie. wrote: »

No excuses now

Excuse?
Sure you've been moaning about man flu!

Reggie.

MickeyShtyles wrote: »

Excuse?
Sure you've been moaning about man flu!

That was about 2 months ago

ganmo

Reggie. wrote: »

That was about 2 months ago

Time for another dose so

MickeyShtyles

Lorry load of logs....
How much am I looking at.?

KatyMac

Thanks to whoever it was that mentioned they used a pliers to take hair sample for DNA. Had to take new samples because the Dept rang me letting me know tag was empty. It was mighty just sneaking up on cow and a quick yank and away! Whoever you are - Thank You, Thank You, Thank You!!!!!

Kovu

White Clover

Kovu wrote: »

That's the best one Kovu! Keep 'em coming.

Kovu

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your cowcam is on
And I'm watching ewe.

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Roses are black,
Violets are black.
Everything is black.
-
Ray Charles.
:pac:
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Roses are red,
The meadow is green.
My hayshed's over there,
If you know what I mean.

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Kovu

Lely is red,
Delaval is blue.
I'm off to pull cow tits,
While thinking of you.

pedigree 6

Anyone see room to improve.
There putting in a mass concrete reinforced wall and the builder was giving out that it would take a days labour to put up three shutters each side of it and a days labour to take it down.
Wtf.:eek:

Nekarsulm

pedigree 6 wrote: »

Anyone see room to improve.
There putting in a mass concrete reinforced wall and the builder was giving out that it would take a days labour to put up three shutters each side of it and a days labour to take it down.
Wtf.:eek:

Never mind the builder, Bannon drives me nuts. As pompous as they come, and like many architects, desperate to have their "signature " on a building. No matter what it looks like.

Reggie.

Kovu wrote: »

Lely is red,
Delaval is blue.
I'm off to pull cow tits,
While thinking of you.

Not getting much action tonight it seems :rolleyes:

GY A1

MickeyShtyles wrote: »

Lorry load of logs....
How much am I looking at.?

there a recent thread in forestry section

Genghis Cant

Kovu wrote: »

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Roses are red,
The meadow is green.
My hayshed's over there,
If you know what I mean.

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Lims are red,
Charolais are white,
Is a roll in the hay,
On the cards for tonight?

pedigree 6

Nekarsulm wrote: »

Never mind the builder, Bannon drives me nuts. As pompous as they come, and like many architects, desperate to have their "signature " on a building. No matter what it looks like.

It's the same every show. Builder builds off plans. Dermot turns up. "That's not what I wanted". Client disagrees with design and argument goes on for whole show.

It's hard to know at times which is more important the house or the show.
I'm leaning towards the show.

Kovu

Reggie. wrote: »

Not getting much action tonight it seems :rolleyes:

Roses are red,
Daffodils are yellow.
Be nice to your mod,
There's a good fellow

Genghis Cant wrote: »

Lims are red,
Charolais are white,
Is a roll in the hay,
On the cards for tonight?

Angus are black,
Piedmontese are grey.
Not sure it would be fun,
With the state of last years hay!!

blue5000

Kovu wrote: »

Roses are red,
Daffodils are yellow.
Be nice to your mod,
There's a good fellow




Angus are black,
Piedmontese are grey.
Not sure it would be fun,
With the state of last years hay!!

Round or square bales

pedigree 6

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My name is Liam Neeson
I WILL FIND YOU

MickeyShtyles

Grand morning for it!