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Marriage redefinition and Childrens rights

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    #992
    Shrap
    Registered Users Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Does my having the grand kids for a night and most of a day twice a month count towards my allocation cos honestly, I'm so over the whole child rearing lark and I have 5 dogs like and they take priority now...

    FIVE now? Feck sake woman, you're one of the big hearts :)


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    #993
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users Posts: 23,695 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Trudiha wrote: »
    That's the least of your problems, you're going to have to take up loud sodomy as well.


    Fcuk it, I've been doing it wrong all this time! :pac:


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    #994
    Shrap
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    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    Fcuk it, I've been doing it wrong all this time! :pac:

    I'm going to run into issues with the neighbours if I get any louder. Am hetero though, so maybe I'm discounted....?


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    #995
    wetfoot
    Registered Users Posts: 26 ✭wetfoot


    Trudiha wrote: »
    That's the least of your problems, you're going to have to take up loud sodomy as well.

    Well, I'd rather that than communism or children.


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    #996
    Shrap
    Registered Users Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    wetfoot wrote: »
    Well, I'd rather that than communism or children.

    I like your priorities. I fecked up on the children part of that, but in fairness they were worth it. However, my walls aren't delighted with them. Or floors. Or soft furnishings. Or ears, head-space, TV choice, etc.

    The usual.


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    #997
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Does your child refer to others as comrade? Does your child refer to the country as the motherland? Does you child wish to see privately owned business be owned by the state instead?

    If you answered yes to any of these questions your child may be gay.


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    #998
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    shruikan2553 wrote: »
    Does your child refer to others as comrade? Does your child refer to the country as the motherland? Does you child wish to see privately owned business be owned by the state instead?

    If you answered yes to any of these questions your child may be gay.

    oh ffs!

    My son is a capitalist - all those years of fabulous gay parenting gone to waste. :mad:

    I'm so ashamed comrades.


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    To Need a Woman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭To Need a Woman


    Trudiha wrote: »
    That's the least of your problems, you're going to have to take up loud sodomy as well.
    You have received a warning! Not all homosexuals undergo that act!

    However, it will be law that any homo couple who adopt kids will have to do their sodomy quietly... so they don't leave a mark on the kids!!!!


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    #1000
    PopePalpatine
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    ...what the hell are you on about?


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    #1001
    Hyzepher
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 4,662 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hyzepher


    I love the way the No voters think.

    Hetero couple who have kids and one turns out to be gay - no issue
    Gay couple who have kids and one turns out to be gay - child hadn't a chance

    What the hell is wrong with being gay anyway? If a child discovers that they are gay - the result is they are gay. It's not a choice. A hetero couple can't make their kids hetero, a gay couple can't make their kids gay.

    Even if they could - what's the issue?


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    #1002
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Hyzepher wrote: »
    I love the way the No voters think.

    Hetero couple who have kids and one turns out to be gay - no issue
    Gay couple who have kids and one turns out to be gay - child hadn't a chance

    What the hell is wrong with being gay anyway? If a child discovers that they are gay - the result is they are gay. It's not a choice. A hetero couple can't make their kids hetero, a gay couple can't make their kids gay.

    Even if they could - what's the issue?

    Gays will take over and it will be the end of the human race as we know it. Obviously. Duh. Get with it!


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    #1003
    Doctor Jimbob
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    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Gays will take over and it will be the end of the human race as we know it. Obviously. Duh. Get with it!

    Don't forget the gays are also communists. Because reasons.


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    #1004
    Magico Gonzalez
    Registered Users Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭Magico Gonzalez


    If you had all been paying more attention to the Liberal Agenda (I have my copy right here) you'd know what was going on. Marxism, spread using Anti-family, cultural marxist ray guns.

    A member of the PC Master Brigade told me so.


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    #1005
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Doctor Jimbob wrote: »
    Don't forget the gays are also communists. Because reasons.

    Communists supported by poster stealing/defacing Fascists to be exact.


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    #1006
    To Need a Woman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭To Need a Woman


    How did Elton John manage to get a hold of two boys even when there wasn't a law for it? Although there might be now!


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    #1007
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,353 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    To Need a Woman wrote: »
    How did Elton John manage to get a hold of two boys even when there wasn't a law for it? Although there might be now!

    maybe because he lives in a different country


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    #1008
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    maybe because he lives in a different country

    No he obviously kidnapped them. Gays, always up to no good.


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    #1009
    To Need a Woman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭To Need a Woman


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    No he obviously kidnapped them. Gays, always up to no good.
    Is that sarcasm?? You have received a warning!

    I'll let Elton off the hook. I'd have to... after writing a song like 'Sartorial Elequence'. Man, gotta love that


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    #1010
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    To Need a Woman wrote: »
    Is that sarcasm?? You have received a warning!

    I'll let Elton off the hook. I'd have to... after writing a song like 'Sartorial Elequence'. Man, gotta love that

    Is that back seat moderating?

    I'll let you off the hook because you let Elton off the hook. I'm sound like that.


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    #1011
    Baggy Trousers
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    I want a camera on David Quinn and Breda O'Brien when the Yes vote wins!
    .


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    #1012
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,353 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Baggy Trousers wrote: »
    I want a camera on David Quinn and Breda O'Brien then the Yes vote wins!

    i got about two thirds of the way through that sentence and suddenly got terrified as to where it was going.


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    #1013
    To Need a Woman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭To Need a Woman


    There is however one gay guy who opposed gay marriage. What's his name again?


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    #1014
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    To Need a Woman wrote: »
    There is however one gay guy who opposed gay marriage. What's his name again?

    Paddy.


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    #1015
    RobbingBandit
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    Mr. Garrison in South Park.


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    #1016
    VinLieger
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    To Need a Woman wrote: »
    There is however one gay guy who opposed gay marriage. What's his name again?

    Probably Daffyd, still adamant hes the only gay in the village


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    #1017
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    To Need a Woman wrote: »
    There is however one gay guy who opposed gay marriage. What's his name again?

    There's straight people against straight marriage and we never pass any remarks on them. Why should that fella be any different?


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    #1018
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    There's straight people against straight marriage and we never pass any remarks on them. Why should that fella be any different?

    Possibly because he is willingly allowing himself to be used as a 'Vote No because not all gays want to get married' poster boy. Annnd... not many straight people will say it's ok to beat someone up for being straight... which is frankly a very 'odd' way of looking at the world. Some would say it contains an element of self-hatred but I am sticking with 'odd'...


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    #1019
    To Need a Woman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭To Need a Woman


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Paddy.
    No seriously, he was on either the late late or brendan o connor 2 years ago. If ye homos listened to him, it might be enough to get through to ye

    Banned


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    #1020
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    To Need a Woman wrote: »
    No seriously, he was on either the late late or brendan o connor 2 years ago. If ye homos listened to him, it might be enough to get through to ye

    Wut? :confused:


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    #1021
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Wut? :confused:

    If you listened to the gay campaigning for a No Vote (a quick google makes me think she's talking about Keith Mills) talking on the Late Late Show two years ago then you would have realised that gay marriage is a non-runner but obviously you missed him so we're all doomed!!!


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