Smells like teen spirit?

lukesmom

My son is almost a teenager. He showers everyday and keeps his room tidy but lately there is a smell in his room. It's not very pleasant. It's not food left out or socks or dirty clothes as I've eliminated those. I wash his bedding weekly so I'm bewildered as to what the odour is. Anybody have any ideas???

the dark phantom

Cum

Holsten

The smell of self love no doubt.

BBDBB

try a plug in air freshener

lukesmom

the dark phantom wrote: »

Cum

Doesn't smell like that it's kind of funky as opposed to spunky!

matchthis

Hash

K4t

Cum as you are

bodice ripper

Go directly to AH and out him as smelly. I'd say he'd love that.

Itsdacraic

Weed

The other fella

It probably is an after smell of some kind of masturbation.

lukesmom

bodice ripper wrote: »

Go directly to AH and out him as smelly. I'd say he'd love that.

He's not on boards?

lukesmom

Itsdacraic wrote: »

Weed

No I love that smell

DeadHand

Ectoplasm.

Kevin McCloud

Is he toilet trained

My name is URL

Ugh.. adolescents just smell bad in general. There doesn't need to be jizz or crystal meth involved

The other fella

Theres always jizz involved.Always.

dimsumss

mice or rats

ardle1

Protein farts, all the gasúns are taking protein shakes.

Wang King

Ask him about Krusty, his favorite wanksock

Cantona's Collars

Cum and stale farts.The signature aroma in every teenage fellas' room.

ardle1

BBDBB wrote: »

try a plug in air freshener

Would that not sting his hole?

The other fella

Wang King wrote: »

Ask him about Krusty, his favorite wanksock

Judging by his name, this guy knows what hes talking about

Eutow

Go into his room with a black light.

DoYouEvenLift

Open the windows, hoover the room once a week or so, change the bed clothes regularly and give a few sprays of febreeze. Oh, and don't forget to empty the bin full of **** tissues

BorneTobyWilde

Could be a water leak, check radiator .
Could be food marks on desks so on, type a cup would make on a polished table.
Milk stinks in those circles a cup or bowl makes when left on a table or desk or shelf .
I suggest you wash down all flat surfaces where a cup or bowl might have been left down.

charlietheminxx

Is it his shoes? Teenagers tend to have sweaty smelly feet.

miss tickle

lukesmom wrote: »

My son is almost a teenager. He showers everyday and keeps his room tidy but lately there is a smell in his room. It's not very pleasant. It's not food left out or socks or dirty clothes as I've eliminated those. I wash his bedding weekly so I'm bewildered as to what the odour is. Anybody have any ideas???

If he or his friends aren't complaining about the smell, maybe it's just you detecting it. At different stages of our lives certain odors seem funky.

pueblo

Hormonal...

Quote from http://everydaylife.globalpost.com/side-effects-hormonal-changes-teens-14673.html

'Puberty hormones, such as testosterone and estrogen, can signal the sweat glands to produce foul-smelling chemicals.'

Desolation Of Smug

Can't believe once again, no one has suggested using fire.

miss tickle

zerks wrote: »

Cum and stale farts.The signature aroma in every teenage fellas' room.

The aroma of youth, forget febreeze, this is the true odor of happiness.

wil

Perhaps he's discovered girls Lynx

stampydmonkey

Clearly he's riding his best mates mother...didnt we all....










...figuratively!

thelad95

Teenagers rooms always smell. It's probably due to a mixture of the following:
- Dirty bed clothes
-Dirty clothes scattered around the room
- Farts which were never allowed to escape
-Leftover deodarant that clings to the wall floor. Begins to smell vile after a while.
-Worst of all, he's undoubtedly got krusty socks or jocks lying around with dried stale cum on them. I suggest looking for the dreaded paraphernalia and disposing of it. Then, do as my mother did when she found what a mother should never find and put a box of Kleenex and a trash can in his room. Me and my Mother never had to mention a word about it.

twowheelsonly

If there's no krusty socks or no krusty jocks then you my dear have a krusty curtains problem.

Get venetian blinds....the wooden ones that leave splinters.


(It's probably shoes or 'soaked in' deodorant...)

Venus In Furs

Socks with jizz encrusted on them intrigues me.

pablo128

Is there anything to be said for blasting the room with piss?

johnohanlon

I kept womens panties in my room as a teenager, I used them instead of pornography as I found it more natural than watching woman with fake breasts and what not. However womens snatches leave a bit of a pong in the room.

johnohanlon

lukesmom wrote: »

Doesn't smell like that it's kind of funky as opposed to spunky!

You must be familiar with the smell of love juice young lady

ahnowbrowncow

johnohanlon wrote: »

I kept womens panties in my room as a teenager, I used them instead of pornography as I found it more natural than watching woman with fake breasts and what not. However womens snatches leave a bit of a pong in the room.

Where did you get them from, your mam's laundry? So it was her snatch that left a pong in your room, as you so eloquently put it?

eternal

Venus In Furs wrote: »

Socks with jizz encrusted on them intrigues me.

I was just thinking this? Is this a thing? What happened to tissues and the like.

Venus In Furs

johnohanlon wrote: »

I kept womens panties in my room as a teenager, I used them instead of pornography as I found it more natural than watching woman with fake breasts and what not. However womens snatches leave a bit of a pong in the room.

Further intrigue... from what source did you acquire these pantaloons?

eternal wrote: »

I was just thinking this? Is this a thing? What happened to tissues and the like.

Posh **** I believe.

eternal

Venus In Furs wrote: »

Further intrigue... from what source did you acquire these pantaloons?

Posh **** I believe.

What's posh about socks? Tissues are softer. Maybe it's the area they cover. Why do I care?

aaakev

Iv said it before and ill say it again, I feel sorry for Luke.....

johnohanlon

ahnowbrowncow wrote: »

Where did you get them from, your mam's laundry? So it was her snatch that left a pong in your room, as you so eloquently put it?

No I bought them from university students online, I was actually in late teenagehood actually, about 17, I still enjoy smelling panties, there is something very special and intimate about it

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Venus In Furs wrote: »

Posh **** I believe.

It's only posh if you use a condom.

ahnowbrowncow

johnohanlon wrote: »

No I bought them from university students online, I was actually in late teenagehood actually, about 17, I still enjoy smelling panties, there is something very special and intimate about it

University students? How do you know it wasn't from some old guy who didn't wipe his arse?

zzfh

territorial pissings

johnohanlon

ahnowbrowncow wrote: »

University students? How do you know it wasn't from some old guy who didn't wipe his arse?

as they would send photos of them wearing them, I know some women in Dublin and Galway who sell them if you are interesting, in their 20's

Links234

It might be lost in all the oh so hilarious replies, but this is probably the correct answer right here, teenagers can seriously stank things up 'cos of puberty and hyperactive sweat glands.

pueblo wrote: »

Hormonal...

Quote from http://everydaylife.globalpost.com/side-effects-hormonal-changes-teens-14673.html

'Puberty hormones, such as testosterone and estrogen, can signal the sweat glands to produce foul-smelling chemicals.'

eternal

johnohanlon wrote: »

as they would send photos of them wearing them, I know some women in Dublin and Galway who sell them if you are interesting, in their 20's

In Japan they have vending machines with prepubescent girl's dirty knickers in them. Consumerist sexual ism? Took a long time to cotton on here though.

GoldFour4

He's over bored and self assured....