Smells like teen spirit?

stampydmonkey · 25-01-2015 01:59AM

Clearly he's riding his best mates mother...didnt we all....

...figuratively!

thelad95 · 25-01-2015 02:43AM

Teenagers rooms always smell. It's probably due to a mixture of the following:
- Dirty bed clothes
-Dirty clothes scattered around the room
- Farts which were never allowed to escape
-Leftover deodarant that clings to the wall floor. Begins to smell vile after a while.
-Worst of all, he's undoubtedly got krusty socks or jocks lying around with dried stale cum on them. I suggest looking for the dreaded paraphernalia and disposing of it. Then, do as my mother did when she found what a mother should never find and put a box of Kleenex and a trash can in his room. Me and my Mother never had to mention a word about it.

twowheelsonly · 25-01-2015 02:49AM

If there's no krusty socks or no krusty jocks then you my dear have a krusty curtains problem.

Get venetian blinds....the wooden ones that leave splinters.

(It's probably shoes or 'soaked in' deodorant...)

Venus In Furs · 25-01-2015 02:50AM

Socks with jizz encrusted on them intrigues me.

pablo128 · 25-01-2015 02:52AM

Is there anything to be said for blasting the room with piss?

johnohanlon · 25-01-2015 02:54AM

I kept womens panties in my room as a teenager, I used them instead of pornography as I found it more natural than watching woman with fake breasts and what not. However womens snatches leave a bit of a pong in the room.

johnohanlon · 25-01-2015 02:58AM

lukesmom wrote: »

Doesn't smell like that it's kind of funky as opposed to spunky!

You must be familiar with the smell of love juice young lady

ahnowbrowncow · 25-01-2015 03:00AM

johnohanlon wrote: »

I kept womens panties in my room as a teenager, I used them instead of pornography as I found it more natural than watching woman with fake breasts and what not. However womens snatches leave a bit of a pong in the room.

Where did you get them from, your mam's laundry? So it was her snatch that left a pong in your room, as you so eloquently put it?

eternal · 25-01-2015 03:00AM

Venus In Furs wrote: »

Socks with jizz encrusted on them intrigues me.

I was just thinking this? Is this a thing? What happened to tissues and the like.

Venus In Furs · 25-01-2015 03:02AM

johnohanlon wrote: »

I kept womens panties in my room as a teenager, I used them instead of pornography as I found it more natural than watching woman with fake breasts and what not. However womens snatches leave a bit of a pong in the room.

Further intrigue... from what source did you acquire these pantaloons?

eternal wrote: »

I was just thinking this? Is this a thing? What happened to tissues and the like.

Posh **** I believe.

eternal · 25-01-2015 03:04AM

Venus In Furs wrote: »

Further intrigue... from what source did you acquire these pantaloons?

Posh **** I believe.

What's posh about socks? Tissues are softer. Maybe it's the area they cover. Why do I care?

aaakev · 25-01-2015 03:05AM

Iv said it before and ill say it again, I feel sorry for Luke.....

johnohanlon · 25-01-2015 03:05AM

ahnowbrowncow wrote: »

Where did you get them from, your mam's laundry? So it was her snatch that left a pong in your room, as you so eloquently put it?

No I bought them from university students online, I was actually in late teenagehood actually, about 17, I still enjoy smelling panties, there is something very special and intimate about it

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 25-01-2015 03:07AM

Venus In Furs wrote: »

Posh **** I believe.

It's only posh if you use a condom.

ahnowbrowncow · 25-01-2015 03:08AM

johnohanlon wrote: »

No I bought them from university students online, I was actually in late teenagehood actually, about 17, I still enjoy smelling panties, there is something very special and intimate about it

University students? How do you know it wasn't from some old guy who didn't wipe his arse?

zzfh · 25-01-2015 03:09AM

territorial pissings

johnohanlon · 25-01-2015 03:11AM

ahnowbrowncow wrote: »

University students? How do you know it wasn't from some old guy who didn't wipe his arse?

as they would send photos of them wearing them, I know some women in Dublin and Galway who sell them if you are interesting, in their 20's

Links234 · 25-01-2015 03:12AM

It might be lost in all the oh so hilarious replies, but this is probably the correct answer right here, teenagers can seriously stank things up 'cos of puberty and hyperactive sweat glands.

pueblo wrote: »

Hormonal...

Quote from http://everydaylife.globalpost.com/side-effects-hormonal-changes-teens-14673.html

'Puberty hormones, such as testosterone and estrogen, can signal the sweat glands to produce foul-smelling chemicals.'

eternal · 25-01-2015 03:14AM

johnohanlon wrote: »

as they would send photos of them wearing them, I know some women in Dublin and Galway who sell them if you are interesting, in their 20's

In Japan they have vending machines with prepubescent girl's dirty knickers in them. Consumerist sexual ism? Took a long time to cotton on here though.

GoldFour4 · 25-01-2015 03:16AM

He's over bored and self assured....

Jhcx · 25-01-2015 03:21AM

Ya i may not be a teenage anymore but certainly know the smell your describing as it has come around with younger siblings. tbf im surprised teenagers never notice the smell, then again we live in it. but omg its foul and worse when no windows are ever opened. god help the day i ever have children they get to that age.

Links234 · 25-01-2015 03:32AM

eternal wrote: »

In Japan they have vending machines with prepubescent girl's dirty knickers in them. Consumerist sexual ism? Took a long time to cotton on here though.

That's been illegal since the 90's and people were arrested for it. You can buy new panties from a vending machine, because it's Japan ofc and there's vending machines for nearly everything, just not illegal goods. I still miss getting cans of Boss Coffee, except it wasn't Tommy Lee Jones's face plastered all over the vending machines when I was there.

eternal · 25-01-2015 03:34AM

Links234 wrote: »

That's been illegal since the 90's and people were arrested for it. You can buy new panties from a vending machine, because it's Japan ofc and there's vending machines for nearly everything, just not illegal goods. I still miss getting cans of Boss Coffee, except it wasn't Tommy Lee Jones's face plastered all over the vending machines when I was there.

It was in something I read in the 90s when I was a teenager alright. It just stayed with me because I just thought how accessible and wrong the whole thing was.

johnohanlon · 25-01-2015 03:40AM

eternal wrote: »

In Japan they have vending machines with prepubescent girl's dirty knickers in them. Consumerist sexual ism? Took a long time to cotton on here though.

Yes they don't have them anymore though, they had adverts about it to try and show that it could have been men wearing the panties

sleepyheadh · 25-01-2015 03:43AM

Lukesmom has a keen nose for cum and appreciates the smell of weed! She seems fun

eternal · 25-01-2015 03:49AM

johnohanlon wrote: »

Yes they don't have them anymore though, they had adverts about it to try and show that it could have been men wearing the panties

Sure aint all fantasy in the mind anyway.