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Smells like teen spirit?

  • 25-01-2015 01:18AM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,401 ✭✭✭


    My son is almost a teenager. He showers everyday and keeps his room tidy but lately there is a smell in his room. It's not very pleasant. It's not food left out or socks or dirty clothes as I've eliminated those. I wash his bedding weekly so I'm bewildered as to what the odour is. Anybody have any ideas???
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭the dark phantom


    Cum


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    The smell of self love no doubt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    try a plug in air freshener


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,401 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Cum

    Doesn't smell like that it's kind of funky as opposed to spunky!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭matchthis


    Hash


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    Cum as you are


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    Go directly to AH and out him as smelly. I'd say he'd love that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,361 ✭✭✭Itsdacraic


    Weed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭The other fella


    It probably is an after smell of some kind of masturbation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,401 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Go directly to AH and out him as smelly. I'd say he'd love that.

    He's not on boards?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,401 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Itsdacraic wrote: »
    Weed

    No I love that smell


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    Ectoplasm.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    Is he toilet trained


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,623 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Ugh.. adolescents just smell bad in general. There doesn't need to be jizz or crystal meth involved


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭The other fella


    Theres always jizz involved.Always.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 54 ✭✭dimsumss


    mice or rats


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭ardle1


    Protein farts, all the gasúns are taking protein shakes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭Wang King


    Ask him about Krusty, his favorite wanksock


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    Cum and stale farts.The signature aroma in every teenage fellas' room.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭ardle1


    BBDBB wrote: »
    try a plug in air freshener

    Would that not sting his hole?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭The other fella


    Wang King wrote: »
    Ask him about Krusty, his favorite wanksock

    Judging by his name, this guy knows what hes talking about


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Eutow


    Go into his room with a black light.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    Open the windows, hoover the room once a week or so, change the bed clothes regularly and give a few sprays of febreeze. Oh, and don't forget to empty the bin full of **** tissues


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,367 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    Could be a water leak, check radiator .
    Could be food marks on desks so on, type a cup would make on a polished table.
    Milk stinks in those circles a cup or bowl makes when left on a table or desk or shelf .
    I suggest you wash down all flat surfaces where a cup or bowl might have been left down.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭charlietheminxx


    Is it his shoes? Teenagers tend to have sweaty smelly feet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 242 ✭✭miss tickle


    lukesmom wrote: »
    My son is almost a teenager. He showers everyday and keeps his room tidy but lately there is a smell in his room. It's not very pleasant. It's not food left out or socks or dirty clothes as I've eliminated those. I wash his bedding weekly so I'm bewildered as to what the odour is. Anybody have any ideas???

    If he or his friends aren't complaining about the smell, maybe it's just you detecting it. At different stages of our lives certain odors seem funky.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 728 ✭✭✭pueblo


    Hormonal...

    Quote from http://everydaylife.globalpost.com/side-effects-hormonal-changes-teens-14673.html

    'Puberty hormones, such as testosterone and estrogen, can signal the sweat glands to produce foul-smelling chemicals.'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 760 ✭✭✭Desolation Of Smug


    Can't believe once again, no one has suggested using fire.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 242 ✭✭miss tickle


    zerks wrote: »
    Cum and stale farts.The signature aroma in every teenage fellas' room.

    The aroma of youth, forget febreeze, this is the true odor of happiness.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    Perhaps he's discovered girls Lynx


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