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  • 09-01-2015 12:57am
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    The_Valeyard
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    Tis fierce windy out there at the moment.

    Laying in bed chilling out, all snug and warm listening to the wind howl outside. It's kind of nice

    Anyone else like listening to the wind?

    The Backwards Man won't be walking home from the pub tonight!


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    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,210 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I'm just trying to land a plane at Dublin Airport

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    The_Valeyard
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    No. 1 One Direction Fan wrote: »
    I'm just trying to land a plane at Dublin Airport

    Probably end up in Shannon airport with the wind.

    Actually I think flights were suspended earlier?


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    Señor Fancy Pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    I have a plastic Tesco bag on a string and I'm running around the garden like those rich people that can afford a kite from Argos.

    Go me! \0/


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    RayM
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpDyyv1LAYg


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    nullzero
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    Yeah sorry; I went a bit overboard with the auld beans.


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    DrGreenthumb
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    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    Tis fierce windy out there at the moment.

    Blow me


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    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    DrGreenthumb wrote: »
    Blow me

    Your not my type.


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    delw
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    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    Tis fierce windy out there at the moment.

    Laying in bed chilling out, all snug and warm listening to the wind howl outside. It's kind of nice

    Anyone else like listening to the wind?

    The Backwards Man won't be walking home from the pub tonight!
    That would be the weather but yeah like listening to it as well


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    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    Tis fierce windy out there at the moment.

    Laying in bed chilling out, all snug and warm listening to the wind howl outside. It's kind of nice

    Anyone else like listening to the wind?

    The Backwards Man won't be walking home from the pub tonight!

    Just in the door!

    Wasn't at the pub though, out in the shed. It's a wee bit fresh alright, calming down this last half hour or so. Better than last night, woke up at 5am to an awful bang.


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    foxy farmer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    No. 1 One Direction Fan wrote: »
    I'm just trying to land a plane at Dublin Airport

    Good luck with that. All flights are temporarily suspended due to extreme winds with the last few hours.
    Actually hang on a minute! You're landing a plane and texting at the same time. Glad I'm not a passenger on your flight.


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    The_Valeyard
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Better than last night, woke up at 5am to an awful bang.

    Was that the pints of Tennets?


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    r93kaey5p2izun
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    My neighbour has a plastic bag on their washing line. :(


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    The Backwards Man
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    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    Was that the pints of Tennets?
    Na, thunder, worst I ever heard. Least I assume it was thunder, didn't get up to check. House was still intact in the morning anyway.


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    The Backwards Man
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    Kamari Polite Sieve wrote: »
    My neighbour has a plastic bag on their washing line. :(
    It'll never dry on a night like this.


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    The_Valeyard
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    Mate must texted me that his neighbours have wind chimes hanging from the back of the house. They are jiggling everywhere. Driving him mad


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    chrisb1
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    Anything is better than the feckin rain


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    Fart
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    nullzero wrote: »
    Yeah sorry; I went a bit overboard with the auld beans.

    Will ya bleedin' stop that, will ya?


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    castletownman
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    It's so windy it'd blow a tinker off his sister


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    The Bould Rabbit
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    No. 1 One Direction Fan wrote: »
    I'm just trying to land a <snip> at <snip> <snip>.

    :p


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    retro:electro
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    I knew by looking at the title of this thread that the first lines would be "Tis fierce windy out"


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    MadsL
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    No. 1 One Direction Fan wrote: »
    I'm just trying to land a plane at Dublin Airport

    Feckers who text and drive!


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    The_Valeyard
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    It's windy again!!!!!!

    Neighbours house alarm going off.


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    Summer wind
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    The inconsiderate f*ckers!


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    anncoates
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    The_Valeyard wrote: »

    Anyone else like listening to the wind?
    !

    Me.

    My wife sadly doesn't concur.


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    Loopy
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    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    Anyone else like listening to the wind?

    Yeh man, especially after a curry.


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    Woshy
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    I like it if I'm cosy inside and I know there's no way I'll be going out in it anytime soon. It was not fun this afternoon when I got off the bus wheeling a buggy and I genuinely had to fight to stop it being blown over and the baby tipped out into the road. Was a bit scary, tbh.


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    TheBeardedLady
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    I'm remembering Jack Charlton's comb-over fluttering in the wind while he talked on camera, for some reason.


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    RayM
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    My garden's in bits. Brings back memories of Hurricane Katrina.


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    #30
    vicwatson
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    At my second attempt at docking the Oscar Wilde on runway 28. Not looking good.


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    suicide_circus
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    It'll never dry on a night like this.

    A very well constructed joke. Subtle, sublime and with universal appeal. Well done.


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