Any xmas day fight yet

PhilBill

FloatingVoter wrote: »

PM the address. I have whiskey and blades. We'll do a Limerick on the lot oi them

This Limerick idea sounds amazing, not going to lie, but I need them to pay for my J1 so I'm going to need them alive and somewhat unmarked. If you would like to come down with some whiskey though that could be arranged. Depending on the whiskey...

efb

Got pretty negative comments at the dinner table out home. Back alone in mine and glad.

FloatingVoter

PhilBill wrote: »

This Limerick idea sounds amazing, not going to lie, but I need them to pay for my J1 so I'm going to need them alive and somewhat unmarked. If you would like to come down with some whiskey though that could be arranged. Depending on the whiskey...

..and organising mass murder online is dodgy at best. Strange people will be listening.

You just go for a walk. I'll finish the Jameson. The knives can stay in the dishwasher.

CINCLANTFLT

How can people watch this call the mid wife thing!!! Then downton Abbey?!!!?

Larianne

National Lampoon's Vacation is on now, where da fuk is the CHRISTMAS vacation film?!?! :mad:

FloatingVoter

CINCLANTFLT wrote: »

How can people watch this call the mid wife thing!!! Then downton Abbey?!!!?

You missed the worst ever episode of Dr. Who. As for the giving birth in the Way Back When who cares. Thanks for the reminder to tape Downton - I like to see how the people in smaller houses live.

RWCNT

At my Ma's in Italy where she lives with my Stepda.

Stepda reckons its cold and wants the hesting on. My ma's drank a load of cava and keeps saying "How could it be cold?" and he keeps on repeating himself with different phrasing, both getting progressively angrier. I'm in bed sick as a parrot and its gas to listen to.

squadro

Beverly di Angelo oh yeah

FloatingVoter

squadro wrote: »

Beverly di Angelo oh yeah

I'm not commenting just onehandedly joining you in this moment.

PhilBill

RWCNT wrote: »

At my Ma's in Italy where she lives with my Stepda.

Stepda reckons its cold and wants the hesting on. My ma's drank a load of cava and keeps saying "How could it be cold?" and he keeps on repeating himself with different phrasing, both getting progressively angrier. I'm in bed sick as a parrot and its gas to listen to.

That was hilarious.

pharmaton

We're too fat to fight. Haven't the energy, watching the frozen shizzley stuff on the telly, have managed to sing let it go at all the right times so I'm doing ok

PhilBill

FloatingVoter wrote: »

..and organising mass murder online is dodgy at best. Strange people will be listening.

You just go for a walk. I'll finish the Jameson. The knives can stay in the dishwasher.

This mass murder is sounding like a good idea right now. I'll leave the door open, just don't whack my dog.

cloud493

Call the midwife is mental good.

PhilBill

pharmaton wrote: »

We're too fat to fight. Haven't the energy, watching the frozen shizzley stuff on the telly, have managed to sing let it go at all the right times so I'm doing ok

Had this Frozen Shiite all last night, if you're not on cue the youngian's will slay you!!! As had happened to me. Them B's be in the choir N'all.

anncoates

Why kind of dysfunctional families do youse have at all.

IvaBigWun

FloatingVoter wrote: »

PM the address. I have whiskey and blades. We'll do a Limerick on the lot oi them

:eek:

PhilBill

IvaBigWun wrote: »

:eek:

We have families with a great sense of humor..

FloatingVoter

PhilBill wrote: »

We have families with a great sense of humor..

..and absolutely no people were contracted to be murdered in this production.

I'll do one for €5000, €30,000 for 5 + , and an even 100k for anything spectacular.

Merry Christmas

Highflyer13

anncoates wrote: »

Why kind of dysfunctional families do youse have at all.

OOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh look at me and my oh so perfect family:pac:

kerry4sam

anncoates wrote: »

Why kind of dysfunctional families do youse have at all.

You mean you cannot relate to anything posted thus far in this thread?

dysfunctional is just a tad too harsh imo; you're referring to peoples families here anncoates,
Bitta Respect on Christmas Night Would be Lovely,
Thanks,
kerry4sam

lufties

Aahhh Christmas at home..I'm working and not around thank fook, boredom, ****e tv, eating and drinking to excess, talking for the sake of talking.

I'm off somewhere warm tomorrow..yipeeee!

Lau2976

No fights yet. Pretty perfect christmas thus far. Delishous food. Perfect presents. Family orientated. My puppy sleeping on my lap infront of the fire watching the early christmas South Parks and on my phone.

Other then the occasional sprout-fart and my dog ripping open one of my dads presents this morning, it's been a relaxing day of eating, napping and board games!

There's no drink in my house this year though as everyone's tea total and we had no guests up

PhilBill

Lau2976 wrote: »

No fights yet. Pretty perfect christmas thus far. Delishous food. Perfect presents. Family orientated. My puppy sleeping on my lap infront of the fire watching the early christmas South Parks and on my phone.

Other then the occasional sprout-fart and my dog ripping open one of my dads presents this morning, it's been a relaxing day of eating, napping and board games!

There's no drink in my house this year though as everyone's tea total and we had no guests up

If Jesus was still alive he would of hung himself for the lack excitement and arguments that went on in your home this Christmas.

FloatingVoter

Lau2976 wrote: »

No fights yet. Pretty perfect christmas thus far. Delishous food. Perfect presents. Family orientated. My puppy sleeping on my lap infront of the fire watching the early christmas South Parks and on my phone.

Other then the occasional sprout-fart and my dog ripping open one of my dads presents this morning, it's been a relaxing day of eating, napping and board games!

There's no drink in my house this year though as everyone's tea total and we had no guests up

Where to begin ?...its teetotal. Thats a dry house for you lot at the back.
The food was delicious. Nice, I overcooked the meatballs in the microwave but these are the breaks.
The sprout is innocent. It should hire a solicitor. The dog is getting away with a lot more than you know. Your phone is spying on you and well.....Merry Christmas.

helimachoptor

At the in laws with wife, 5 sisters, cnut of a mother in law, always kill each other this year is no different

Karl Stein

I think I come from an abnormally normal family.

Lau2976

PhilBill wrote: »

If Jesus was still alive he would of hung himself for the lack excitement and arguments that went on in your home this Christmas.

That's a very good thing. it's been a stressful year so the boring day was very much enjoyed by everyone.

PhilBill

Lau2976 wrote: »

That's a very good thing. it's been a stressful year so the boring day was very much enjoyed by everyone.

I've always thought of Christmas as a day to get rid of all the stress from the year past and have a go at the people who have caused it...

All though a boring Christmas is a great Christmas in imo also.

mazdaminx

PhilBill wrote: »

If Jesus was still alive he would of hung himself for the lack excitement and arguments that went on in your home this Christmas.

Don't mention easter just yet, need to get over this first!

Lau2976

FloatingVoter wrote: »

Where to begin ?...its teetotal. Thats a dry house for you lot at the back.
The food was delicious. Nice, I overcooked the meatballs in the microwave but these are the breaks.
The sprout is innocent. It should hire a solicitor. The dog is getting away with a lot more than you know. Your phone is spying on you and well.....Merry Christmas.

Sorry spelling nazi! It was autocorrect :rolleyes:

The sprout is well within its rights to challenge that accusation.

Probably she's usually a cnut.

That's...pleasant. Keep up the holiday cheer.