Any xmas day fight yet

Specialun

Earlier than usual here

Cold meat with hot dinner sent the father into moansville.was quickley told fook off by the mother

I laughed

TheFarrier

Myself and the aul one had it out this morning cos I came home steaming drunk last night and filled the house with the smell of kebabs and kebab fuelled farts.

mazdaminx

Specialun wrote: »

Earlier than usual here

Cold meat with hot dinner sent the father into moansville.was quickley told fook off by the mother

I laughed

I've nobody to fight with. Never had such a relaxing, peaceful time.

...edit few hours later I managed to get a fight in good lord saw no one today but it still happened. Christmas!

The Backwards Man

Gave my dog a slice of ham and she took it straight up the ashpit and buried it. I thought it was lovely.

She's in the doghouse now.

PizzamanIRL

Yep, 2 brothers and a mother in tears. Christmas is just about alcohol in this house.

lufties

TheFarrier wrote: »

Myself and the aul one had it out this morning cos I came home steaming drunk last night and filled the house with the smell of kebabs and kebab fuelled farts.

One of the reasons I stay away from home, christmas ends up just one drunken, smelly, constipated blur

Tail Docker

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Gave my dog a slice of ham and she took it straight up the ashpit and buried it. I thought it was lovely.

She's in the doghouse now.

I read the first bit, was shocked, then read on and went "Ohhhhh".

Gongoozler

Yep, but then it was bound to happen as my family is made up of a load of cnuts. Jesus why are there no buses on Christmas day.

Wabbit Ears

I beat herself twice at connect 4 and then twice at jenga and she tried to start an argument despite my ceaseless repeating of "stop trying to start a fight". Just walked away as that wasnt gonna work.

Larianne

Defo think I'll head away next year. No fights or anything this year, just not very family orientated...

Cantremember

Refused to go near the relatives this year. Having my best Xmas in years.

Turtyturd

I've been watching the two kids fight over each others presents since 7 this morning.

Tail Docker

Tail Docker wrote: »

I read the first bit, was shocked, then read on and went "Ohhhhh".

I just thought, hmm Donegal

The_Valeyard

I'll fight you OP.


I choose pistols at dawn.

Sunnyisland

Not yet,

Had a lovely dinner at a friends house,there's about 13 of us, different nationalities,I the only one not drinking, the temperature is starting to rise as is the noise and little squiggles starting to break out,nearly time for me to go :-)

eviltwin

My neighbours were at it at 9am, their son smashing the car window was our wake up call this morning.

razorblunt

Someone refuses to turn off the Miranda TV show ... Currently picking which window they'll be leaving from.

Banjoxed

razorblunt wrote: »

Someone refuses to turn off the Miranda TV show ... Currently picking which window they'll be leaving from.

Oh come on, what sort of Moaning Michael doesn't want to see Miranda Hart in her pants or bra?

Anyone else?

Senna

I had a wrestling match with my daughter, I won, that'll teach a 16 month old to mess with me.

FloatingVoter

I'm planning a bipolar moment at 8 PM so I'm putting mattresses against the walls. The insurance people are dead cute - after the "break-in" last year I believe they're watching me.
Other than that I may start a fight with the pit bull next door. It would go well with sprouts.
So, nothing up...thanks for asking.

Highflyer13

Mothers has been the quietest she has been for years, then Daniel O'Donnell and Margo came on and a few vodkas later shes giving it welly. Singing and dancing with the tv up full blast. Telling everyone that doesn't join in they are no craic. Giving out to me because I am refusing a drink and I have just cracked and let out a roar. Get me the fcuk out of here now.:(

MRnotlob606

Me and the cat had a disagreement on about who with get the last piece of turkey, but after it fell on ground I was happy to eat and the cat dissuaded.

mrsbyrne

Nothing here. I have a 17 year old daughter and I have been practicing lately NOT letting words out of my mouth even though my brain is insisting that I do. It's working a treat.

Tarzana2

I had a fight with my stomach - it won.

Cue projectile nastiness from both ends. Simultaneously.

Sick on Xmas day - good times! \o/.

Duff

Me and the brother are just starting on the bottles now. We've also got The Raid and Commando to watch later, so one of us will be going through the Christmas tree at some stage.

Birneybau

Brother has decided to stay in the folks', he lives 5 minutes up the road, I live right across the city. I'm bloody relegated to kipping on the sofa. Urge to kill rising...

PhilBill

Its kicking off right now in mine. It started over who had the remote, now their arguing over a game of Jenga. Looking forward to Monopoly... The poor dog is absolutely wrecked after last nights awakening at 2:50AM. I'm guessing he is going to bite my aunty first as she is the loudest. My uncle just bet me 10 euro that he's going for my grandad first... Updates will come as the event unfolds.

Larianne

Duff wrote: »

Me and the brother are just starting on the bottles now. We've also got The Raid and Commando to watch later, so one of us will be going through the Christmas tree at some stage.

Oh, what a great Christmas viewing!

Areyouwell

Cantremember wrote: »

Refused to go near the relatives this year. Having my best Xmas in years.

Did the same thing a couple of years ago and have never spent Christmas with them since. And Christmas just gets better and better.

FloatingVoter

PhilBill wrote: »

Its kicking off right now in mine. It started over who had the remote, now their arguing over a game of Jenga. Looking forward to Monopoly... The poor dog is absolutely wrecked after last nights awakening at 2:50AM. I'm guessing he is going to bite my aunty first as she is the loudest. My uncle just bet me 10 euro that he's going for my grandad first... Updates will come as the event unfolds.

PM the address. I have whiskey and blades. We'll do a Limerick on the lot oi them

cloud493

Nope. Lovely peaceful day at the cloud493 household.

PhilBill

FloatingVoter wrote: »

PM the address. I have whiskey and blades. We'll do a Limerick on the lot oi them

This Limerick idea sounds amazing, not going to lie, but I need them to pay for my J1 so I'm going to need them alive and somewhat unmarked. If you would like to come down with some whiskey though that could be arranged. Depending on the whiskey...

efb

Got pretty negative comments at the dinner table out home. Back alone in mine and glad.

FloatingVoter

PhilBill wrote: »

This Limerick idea sounds amazing, not going to lie, but I need them to pay for my J1 so I'm going to need them alive and somewhat unmarked. If you would like to come down with some whiskey though that could be arranged. Depending on the whiskey...

..and organising mass murder online is dodgy at best. Strange people will be listening.

You just go for a walk. I'll finish the Jameson. The knives can stay in the dishwasher.

CINCLANTFLT

How can people watch this call the mid wife thing!!! Then downton Abbey?!!!?

Larianne

National Lampoon's Vacation is on now, where da fuk is the CHRISTMAS vacation film?!?! :mad:

FloatingVoter

CINCLANTFLT wrote: »

How can people watch this call the mid wife thing!!! Then downton Abbey?!!!?

You missed the worst ever episode of Dr. Who. As for the giving birth in the Way Back When who cares. Thanks for the reminder to tape Downton - I like to see how the people in smaller houses live.

RWCNT

At my Ma's in Italy where she lives with my Stepda.

Stepda reckons its cold and wants the hesting on. My ma's drank a load of cava and keeps saying "How could it be cold?" and he keeps on repeating himself with different phrasing, both getting progressively angrier. I'm in bed sick as a parrot and its gas to listen to.

squadro

Beverly di Angelo oh yeah

FloatingVoter

squadro wrote: »

Beverly di Angelo oh yeah

I'm not commenting just onehandedly joining you in this moment.

PhilBill

RWCNT wrote: »

At my Ma's in Italy where she lives with my Stepda.

Stepda reckons its cold and wants the hesting on. My ma's drank a load of cava and keeps saying "How could it be cold?" and he keeps on repeating himself with different phrasing, both getting progressively angrier. I'm in bed sick as a parrot and its gas to listen to.

That was hilarious.

pharmaton

We're too fat to fight. Haven't the energy, watching the frozen shizzley stuff on the telly, have managed to sing let it go at all the right times so I'm doing ok

PhilBill

FloatingVoter wrote: »

..and organising mass murder online is dodgy at best. Strange people will be listening.

You just go for a walk. I'll finish the Jameson. The knives can stay in the dishwasher.

This mass murder is sounding like a good idea right now. I'll leave the door open, just don't whack my dog.

cloud493

Call the midwife is mental good.

PhilBill

pharmaton wrote: »

We're too fat to fight. Haven't the energy, watching the frozen shizzley stuff on the telly, have managed to sing let it go at all the right times so I'm doing ok

Had this Frozen Shiite all last night, if you're not on cue the youngian's will slay you!!! As had happened to me. Them B's be in the choir N'all.

anncoates

Why kind of dysfunctional families do youse have at all.

IvaBigWun

FloatingVoter wrote: »

PM the address. I have whiskey and blades. We'll do a Limerick on the lot oi them

:eek:

PhilBill

IvaBigWun wrote: »

:eek:

We have families with a great sense of humor..

FloatingVoter

PhilBill wrote: »

We have families with a great sense of humor..

..and absolutely no people were contracted to be murdered in this production.

I'll do one for €5000, €30,000 for 5 + , and an even 100k for anything spectacular.

Merry Christmas

Highflyer13

anncoates wrote: »

Why kind of dysfunctional families do youse have at all.

OOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh look at me and my oh so perfect family:pac:

kerry4sam

anncoates wrote: »

Why kind of dysfunctional families do youse have at all.

You mean you cannot relate to anything posted thus far in this thread?

dysfunctional is just a tad too harsh imo; you're referring to peoples families here anncoates,
Bitta Respect on Christmas Night Would be Lovely,
Thanks,
kerry4sam