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Any xmas day fight yet

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  • 25-12-2014 3:50pm
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    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭


    Earlier than usual here

    Cold meat with hot dinner sent the father into moansville.was quickley told fook off by the mother

    I laughed


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    TheFarrier
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    Myself and the aul one had it out this morning cos I came home steaming drunk last night and filled the house with the smell of kebabs and kebab fuelled farts.


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    mazdaminx
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    Specialun wrote: »
    Earlier than usual here

    Cold meat with hot dinner sent the father into moansville.was quickley told fook off by the mother

    I laughed

    I've nobody to fight with. Never had such a relaxing, peaceful time.

    ...edit few hours later I managed to get a fight in good lord saw no one today but it still happened. Christmas!


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    The Backwards Man
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    Gave my dog a slice of ham and she took it straight up the ashpit and buried it. I thought it was lovely.

    She's in the doghouse now.


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    PizzamanIRL
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    Yep, 2 brothers and a mother in tears. Christmas is just about alcohol in this house.


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    lufties
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    TheFarrier wrote: »
    Myself and the aul one had it out this morning cos I came home steaming drunk last night and filled the house with the smell of kebabs and kebab fuelled farts.


    One of the reasons I stay away from home, christmas ends up just one drunken, smelly, constipated blur :o


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    Tail Docker
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Gave my dog a slice of ham and she took it straight up the ashpit and buried it. I thought it was lovely.

    She's in the doghouse now.

    I read the first bit, was shocked, then read on and went "Ohhhhh". :D


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    Gongoozler
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    Yep, but then it was bound to happen as my family is made up of a load of cnuts. Jesus why are there no buses on Christmas day.


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    Wabbit Ears
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    I beat herself twice at connect 4 and then twice at jenga and she tried to start an argument despite my ceaseless repeating of "stop trying to start a fight". Just walked away as that wasnt gonna work.


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    Larianne
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    Defo think I'll head away next year. No fights or anything this year, just not very family orientated...


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    Cantremember
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    Refused to go near the relatives this year. Having my best Xmas in years.


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    Turtyturd
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    I've been watching the two kids fight over each others presents since 7 this morning.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Tail Docker wrote: »
    I read the first bit, was shocked, then read on and went "Ohhhhh". :D

    I just thought, hmm Donegal :)

    ;)


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    The_Valeyard
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    I'll fight you OP.


    I choose pistols at dawn.


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    Sunnyisland
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    Not yet,

    Had a lovely dinner at a friends house,there's about 13 of us, different nationalities,I the only one not drinking, the temperature is starting to rise as is the noise and little squiggles starting to break out,nearly time for me to go :-)


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    eviltwin
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    My neighbours were at it at 9am, their son smashing the car window was our wake up call this morning.


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    razorblunt
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    Someone refuses to turn off the Miranda TV show ... Currently picking which window they'll be leaving from.


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    Banjoxed
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    razorblunt wrote: »
    Someone refuses to turn off the Miranda TV show ... Currently picking which window they'll be leaving from.

    Oh come on, what sort of Moaning Michael doesn't want to see Miranda Hart in her pants or bra?

    Anyone else?


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    Senna
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    I had a wrestling match with my daughter, I won, that'll teach a 16 month old to mess with me.


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    FloatingVoter
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    I'm planning a bipolar moment at 8 PM so I'm putting mattresses against the walls. The insurance people are dead cute - after the "break-in" last year I believe they're watching me.
    Other than that I may start a fight with the pit bull next door. It would go well with sprouts.
    So, nothing up...thanks for asking.


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    Highflyer13
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    Mothers has been the quietest she has been for years, then Daniel O'Donnell and Margo came on and a few vodkas later shes giving it welly. Singing and dancing with the tv up full blast. Telling everyone that doesn't join in they are no craic. Giving out to me because I am refusing a drink and I have just cracked and let out a roar. Get me the fcuk out of here now.:(


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    MRnotlob606
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    Me and the cat had a disagreement on about who with get the last piece of turkey, but after it fell on ground I was happy to eat and the cat dissuaded.


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    mrsbyrne
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    Nothing here. I have a 17 year old daughter and I have been practicing lately NOT letting words out of my mouth even though my brain is insisting that I do. It's working a treat.


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    Tarzana2
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    I had a fight with my stomach - it won.

    Cue projectile nastiness from both ends. Simultaneously.

    Sick on Xmas day - good times! \o/.


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    Duff
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    Me and the brother are just starting on the bottles now. We've also got The Raid and Commando to watch later, so one of us will be going through the Christmas tree at some stage.


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    Birneybau
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    Brother has decided to stay in the folks', he lives 5 minutes up the road, I live right across the city. I'm bloody relegated to kipping on the sofa. Urge to kill rising...


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    PhilBill
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    Its kicking off right now in mine. It started over who had the remote, now their arguing over a game of Jenga. Looking forward to Monopoly... The poor dog is absolutely wrecked after last nights awakening at 2:50AM. I'm guessing he is going to bite my aunty first as she is the loudest. My uncle just bet me 10 euro that he's going for my grandad first... Updates will come as the event unfolds.


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    Larianne
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    Duff wrote: »
    Me and the brother are just starting on the bottles now. We've also got The Raid and Commando to watch later, so one of us will be going through the Christmas tree at some stage.

    Oh, what a great Christmas viewing! :)


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    Areyouwell
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    Cantremember wrote: »
    Refused to go near the relatives this year. Having my best Xmas in years.

    Did the same thing a couple of years ago and have never spent Christmas with them since. And Christmas just gets better and better.


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    FloatingVoter
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    PhilBill wrote: »
    Its kicking off right now in mine. It started over who had the remote, now their arguing over a game of Jenga. Looking forward to Monopoly... The poor dog is absolutely wrecked after last nights awakening at 2:50AM. I'm guessing he is going to bite my aunty first as she is the loudest. My uncle just bet me 10 euro that he's going for my grandad first... Updates will come as the event unfolds.

    PM the address. I have whiskey and blades. We'll do a Limerick on the lot oi them


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    cloud493
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    Nope. Lovely peaceful day at the cloud493 household.


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