drug dealers using club card point system!!

harry Bailey esq

I was gifted a bottle of top shelf single malt whiskey by a former employer yesterday, so I rang a close friend who is also a whiskey afficiondo,and also my weed dealer and invited him round to share the bottle and have some spliffs and giggles.So himself and his wife call around,and no sooner was the door closed behind us when my pal whips out a scale and weighed out 8.5g of lovely sticky green and stuck it in my hand.Bemused,I handed it back and informed him I'd enough smoke to last a week or so.He then handed it to me again,and said don't worry harry,no money need change hands for this,its your clubcard bonus for the year!!!
After a few minutes of me laughing hysterically I thanked him and we got stuck into the whiskey and he explained that he makes a mental note of what every punter spends on average per month, tots up the figure at the end of the year and rewards the customer accordingly.Absolute genius.Curious,I asked how much I spent over the past year to warrant 8.5g of smoke as a bonus but he wouldnt divulge that information. Drug dealers get nothing but bad press,but last night proved to me that there are some good ones out there.We shouldn't tar them all with the same brush. It was a lovely gesture and i hope it catches on.

kneemos

Excellent customer care.

Mint Sauce

Can see this thread going up in smoke very quick.

What a spliffingly nice gesture.

Don Kedick

Drugs? Wow, the op is so cool.

Fiery mutant

Congratulations. Do you think he is do in the same for all the entry level weed smokers, like the young kids still in school, or is it just for hardened junkies like yourself?

bjork

Sure aren't they giving the stuff out at the gates of every school in the country for free?

Chucken

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

Drug dealers get nothing but bad press,

Gosh I wonder why?







:rolleyes:

harry Bailey esq

kneemos wrote: »

Excellent customer care.

It certainly is kneemos,and very shrewd on his part to,I definitely be buying my smoke in future off him, and only him.Weed merchants take note

CianRyan

Fiery mutant wrote: »

Congratulations. Do you think he is do in the same for all the entry level weed smokers, like the young kids still in school, or is it just for hardened junkies like yourself?

It's a non addictive, relatively harmless (as in, less harmful than cigarettes and alcohol) drug. Not heroin or crack cocain.
Cop on.

Badger2009

You're my hero OP. I only wish I could be that cool.

harry Bailey esq

Fiery mutant wrote: »

Congratulations. Do you think he is do in the same for all the entry level weed smokers, like the young kids still in school, or is it just for hardened junkies like yourself?

Yeah probably just hardened junkies like myself but you never know...

dmc17

It's more of a 'Frequent Flyer Program" than a club card point system!

Knock Off Nigel

Weed is the gateway to heroin

RobYourBuilder

CianRyan wrote: »

It's a non addictive, relatively harmless (as in, less harmful than cigarettes and alcohol) drug. Not heroin or crack cocain.
Cop on.

The proceeds still end up with the same lad who is selling coke and gear though.

SEPT 23 1989

You could nominate him for the Dealer Excellence Awards

diomed

So easy for the drug squad. Just read boards.ie After Hours and follow the breadcrumb trail.
Is this going to feature in Ireland's Dumbest Criminals?

Tzardine

Non addictive me hoop !

I suppose you can quit anytime you like , right ???

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Honestly I'm more impressed that he has the wherewithal to keep track of people's spending, in my experience a certain degree of absentmindedness seems to be an occupational hazard with people who sell smoke :pac:

Also holy god man you must have smoked a lot to get that much of a bonus, I've been thrown the odd gram for free from time to time but jeepers.

harry Bailey esq

RobYourBuilder wrote: »

The proceeds still end up with the same lad who is selling coke and gear though.

I have to agree there,its very true in most cases,but as I mentioned this lad is a mate,known him years.Bit off a hippy/burnt out raver type chap. He would be a keen gardener if you catch my drift.

gesler

drug dealers and their pets

Honey Monster

The people who tell you that you are a moron for doing drugs haven't a clue what they are talking about because they've never done them themselves.

Weed is great. Shut up.

Savage Tyrant

I'm not entirely sure if the OP is serious. I laughed when I read it anyway. But even if it is true some of you people need to seriously lighten up a bit.
Having a drink and smoking a bit of weed (the less harmful of which seems to be the issue) hardly quantifies him as a "junkie" no more than the whiskey qualifies him as an alcoholic. He's hardly doing cocaine off the belly of an inebriated 15 year old sex slave in the company of a Colombian drug gang overlord.

RobYourBuilder

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

I have to agree there,its very true in most cases,but as I mentioned this lad is a mate,known him years.Bit off a hippy/burnt out raver type chap. He would be a keen gardener if you catch my drift.

I'd drop your man, tbh. Sounds like he has a tick book recording all transactions. F*ck that noise. If he gets raided and that gets scooped up.....

Tzardine

Honey Monster wrote: »

The people who tell you that you are a moron for doing drugs haven't a clue what they are talking about because they've never done them themselves.

Weed is great. Shut up.

Great arguement.

Tomorrow is a school day. Don't stay up too late.

Savage Tyrant

RobYourBuilder wrote: »

I'd drop your man, tbh. Sounds like he has a tick book recording all transactions. F*ck that noise. If he gets raided and that gets scooped up.....

Even if he is, and the tick book ends up in the hands of the cops, its unlikely to come back on any of his clients unless they are buying quantities that suggest they are selling on themselves.

Paco Rodriguez

Isn't just a waste as surely the point of customer reward is letting the customer know they are going to be rewarded so you get more business?

dynamited

OP does drugs to escape his pathetic life

chrissb8

Tzardine wrote: »

Non addictive me hoop !

I suppose you can quit anytime you like , right ???

Depends on the person. I find people who have more interests and going ons in their life's tend to be able to put it aside and call it quits when they want. Some people make it their all though which is pretty sad. Anyway that's just what I think.

Honey Monster

Tzardine wrote: »

Great arguement.

Tomorrow is a school day. Don't stay up too late.

Relax and have a spliff.

Iranoutofideas

I wonder what kind of bonus do you get from the dealers who model themselves on Lidl & Aldi?


Do you get, I dunno, a chainsaw and a box of disco biscuits or something?

porsche959

diomed wrote: »

So easy for the drug squad. Just read boards.ie After Hours and follow the breadcrumb trail.
Is this going to feature in Ireland's Dumbest Criminals?

Whoah. With that level of paranoia you might want to lay off the weed yourself.

Effects

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

He makes a mental note of what every punter spends on average per month, tots up the figure at the end of the year.

No he doesn't. Or maybe he only has one customer.

Effects

RobYourBuilder wrote: »

I'd drop your man, tbh. Sounds like he has a tick book recording all transactions. F*ck that noise. If he gets raided and that gets scooped up.....

You're totally right. Once they bust the drug dealer the first thing they are going to do is go further down the ladder to bust people with smaller quantities who aren't drug dealers.

Reati

Don Kedick wrote: »

Drugs? Wow, the op is so cool.

Reminds me of Will from the Inbetweeners:

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nullzero

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

It certainly is kneemos,and very shrewd on his part to,I definitely be buying my smoke in future off him, and only him.Weed merchants take note

I read that to myself in a Jamaican accent mon. I definitely be buyin me smoke from him breda an ting.

RobYourBuilder

Effects wrote: »

You're totally right. Once they bust the drug dealer the first thing they are going to do is go further down the ladder to bust people with smaller quantities who aren't drug dealers.

More likely to stop them on the street.

lazeedaisy

Ah but does he take the €10 aldi voucher?

Effects

RobYourBuilder wrote: »

More likely to stop them on the street.

Stop them on the street for what?

holystungun9

I call BS. OP's post is too long and took too much energy for a stoner to have done it...Damn I'm tired.

harry Bailey esq

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

He's hardly doing cocaine off the belly of an inebriated 15 year old sex slave in the company of a Colombian drug gang overlord.

Jaysus that was a new years eve that will stick with me for quite some time,that Pablo fella is a right bousy!Seriously though you are correct. People need to lighten up a bit,this guy is an old mate we regularly meet up in each others gafs for drinks and splffs.And contrary to what some people on boards seem to think,we don't sit around organizing tiger kidnappings or arranging to have people plugged while 'high'.Instead,we play monopoly, play chess,moan about the women in our lives,slag the sh1te out of one another and generally act the bollix

Lisha

Can these points be cashed in in tesco?

Effects

Lisha wrote: »

Can these points be cashed in in tesco?

You're in the wrong thread.

harry Bailey esq

dynamited wrote: »

OP does drugs to escape his pathetic life

We all have our crosses to bear

Frynge

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

Jaysus that was a new years eve that will stick with me for quite some time,that Pablo fella is a right bousy!Seriously though you are correct. People need to lighten up a bit,this guy is an old mate we regularly meet up in each others gafs for drinks and splffs.And contrary to what some people on boards seem to think,we don't sit around organizing tiger kidnappings or arranging to have people plugged while 'high'.Instead,we play monopoly, play chess,moan about the women in our lives,slag the sh1te out of one another and generally act the bollix

Can I come too.

harry Bailey esq

Frynge wrote: »

Can I come too.

Can you hold your liqour?can u roll?what is your opinion on ska music?

harry Bailey esq

Lisha wrote: »

Can these points be cashed in in tesco?

No just the weed im afraid,but I'm sure I heard or read somewhere that tescos are doing something similar.I might be wrong but theres no harm looking into it sure

Riddle101

Seems pretty dodgy that a drug dealer would just give you free weed like that. club card point system? Does he work for Tesco or something? Maybe in a few months time you can post again and tell us if anything has happened since. Part of me would be paranoid that something is up.

Lisha

Riddle101 wrote: »

Seems pretty dodgy that a drug dealer would just give you free weed like that. club card point system? Does he work for Tesco or something? Maybe in a few months time you can post again and tell us if anything has happened since. Part of me would be paranoid that something is up.

Hmmm, I suspect too much weed maybe ramping up your paronania level !

harry Bailey esq

Riddle101 wrote: »

Seems pretty dodgy that a drug dealer would just give you free weed like that. club card point system? Does he work for Tesco or something? Maybe in a few months time you can post again and tell us if anything has happened since. Part of me would be paranoid that something is up.

As I mentioned in the op he's a close mate,we've been mates since kids, he just happens to sell a bit of dope to his pals, all his punters got a bonus,Some bigger than others. Nothing dodgy about this bloke whatsoever.I think he made a very shrewd move.

bodice ripper

its amazing how little it takes to freak out the squares in here