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drug dealers using club card point system!!

harry Bailey esq

I was gifted a bottle of top shelf single malt whiskey by a former employer yesterday, so I rang a close friend who is also a whiskey afficiondo,and also my weed dealer and invited him round to share the bottle and have some spliffs and giggles.So himself and his wife call around,and no sooner was the door closed behind us when my pal whips out a scale and weighed out 8.5g of lovely sticky green and stuck it in my hand.Bemused,I handed it back and informed him I'd enough smoke to last a week or so.He then handed it to me again,and said don't worry harry,no money need change hands for this,its your clubcard bonus for the year!!!
After a few minutes of me laughing hysterically I thanked him and we got stuck into the whiskey and he explained that he makes a mental note of what every punter spends on average per month, tots up the figure at the end of the year and rewards the customer accordingly.Absolute genius.Curious,I asked how much I spent over the past year to warrant 8.5g of smoke as a bonus but he wouldnt divulge that information. Drug dealers get nothing but bad press,but last night proved to me that there are some good ones out there.We shouldn't tar them all with the same brush. It was a lovely gesture and i hope it catches on.

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porsche959

diomed wrote: »

So easy for the drug squad. Just read boards.ie After Hours and follow the breadcrumb trail.
Is this going to feature in Ireland's Dumbest Criminals?

Whoah. With that level of paranoia you might want to lay off the weed yourself.

Effects

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

He makes a mental note of what every punter spends on average per month, tots up the figure at the end of the year.

No he doesn't. Or maybe he only has one customer.

Effects

RobYourBuilder wrote: »

I'd drop your man, tbh. Sounds like he has a tick book recording all transactions. F*ck that noise. If he gets raided and that gets scooped up.....

You're totally right. Once they bust the drug dealer the first thing they are going to do is go further down the ladder to bust people with smaller quantities who aren't drug dealers.

Reati

Don Kedick wrote: »

Drugs? Wow, the op is so cool.

Reminds me of Will from the Inbetweeners:

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nullzero

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

It certainly is kneemos,and very shrewd on his part to,I definitely be buying my smoke in future off him, and only him.Weed merchants take note

I read that to myself in a Jamaican accent mon. I definitely be buyin me smoke from him breda an ting.

RobYourBuilder

Effects wrote: »

You're totally right. Once they bust the drug dealer the first thing they are going to do is go further down the ladder to bust people with smaller quantities who aren't drug dealers.

More likely to stop them on the street.

lazeedaisy

Ah but does he take the €10 aldi voucher?

Effects

RobYourBuilder wrote: »

More likely to stop them on the street.

Stop them on the street for what?

holystungun9

I call BS. OP's post is too long and took too much energy for a stoner to have done it...Damn I'm tired.

harry Bailey esq

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

He's hardly doing cocaine off the belly of an inebriated 15 year old sex slave in the company of a Colombian drug gang overlord.

Jaysus that was a new years eve that will stick with me for quite some time,that Pablo fella is a right bousy!Seriously though you are correct. People need to lighten up a bit,this guy is an old mate we regularly meet up in each others gafs for drinks and splffs.And contrary to what some people on boards seem to think,we don't sit around organizing tiger kidnappings or arranging to have people plugged while 'high'.Instead,we play monopoly, play chess,moan about the women in our lives,slag the sh1te out of one another and generally act the bollix

Lisha

Can these points be cashed in in tesco?

Effects

Lisha wrote: »

Can these points be cashed in in tesco?

You're in the wrong thread.

harry Bailey esq

dynamited wrote: »

OP does drugs to escape his pathetic life

We all have our crosses to bear

Frynge

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

Jaysus that was a new years eve that will stick with me for quite some time,that Pablo fella is a right bousy!Seriously though you are correct. People need to lighten up a bit,this guy is an old mate we regularly meet up in each others gafs for drinks and splffs.And contrary to what some people on boards seem to think,we don't sit around organizing tiger kidnappings or arranging to have people plugged while 'high'.Instead,we play monopoly, play chess,moan about the women in our lives,slag the sh1te out of one another and generally act the bollix

Can I come too.

harry Bailey esq

Frynge wrote: »

Can I come too.

Can you hold your liqour?can u roll?what is your opinion on ska music?

harry Bailey esq

Lisha wrote: »

Can these points be cashed in in tesco?

No just the weed im afraid,but I'm sure I heard or read somewhere that tescos are doing something similar.I might be wrong but theres no harm looking into it sure

Riddle101

Seems pretty dodgy that a drug dealer would just give you free weed like that. club card point system? Does he work for Tesco or something? Maybe in a few months time you can post again and tell us if anything has happened since. Part of me would be paranoid that something is up.

Lisha

Riddle101 wrote: »

Seems pretty dodgy that a drug dealer would just give you free weed like that. club card point system? Does he work for Tesco or something? Maybe in a few months time you can post again and tell us if anything has happened since. Part of me would be paranoid that something is up.

Hmmm, I suspect too much weed maybe ramping up your paronania level !

harry Bailey esq

Riddle101 wrote: »

Seems pretty dodgy that a drug dealer would just give you free weed like that. club card point system? Does he work for Tesco or something? Maybe in a few months time you can post again and tell us if anything has happened since. Part of me would be paranoid that something is up.

As I mentioned in the op he's a close mate,we've been mates since kids, he just happens to sell a bit of dope to his pals, all his punters got a bonus,Some bigger than others. Nothing dodgy about this bloke whatsoever.I think he made a very shrewd move.