How Sweary are you? And what is the best swear you have ever heard?

Littlekittylou

How sweary are you and what you favorite swear and whats the best you have ever heard?

DeadHand

In answer to your 3 questions:

1) I speak foul language fluently.

2) ****.

3) The ******* ******'* ******.





(whoever can guess what #3 is wins a romantic weekend with me in Carlow town)

anncoates

I'm an inveterate swearer.

Cuntbubble or geebag are decent ones.

Littlekittylou

DeadHand wrote: »

In answer to your 3 questions:

1) I speak foul language fluently.

2) ****.

3) The ******* ******'* ******.

I now see a fatal flaw in my genius thread.

Foiled. Damn you Boards.ie. Foiled yet again!

The Ape

You £$!!! $&%$ &%!? piece of ^&%$£ wasting my f%^% C&^%$

DeadHand

Littlekittylou wrote: »

I now see a fatal flaw in my genius thread.

Foiled. Damn you Boards.ie. Foiled yet again!

This baby has the potential to get more people banned than a Traveller thread.

toastedpickles

I don't normally swear, but get me around a car or working in college and I swear like a motherfcuk, proper country shtuff!



So yes I swear lots

Frosty McSnowballs

I don't think iv ever used a fcuking swear word.

Tail Docker

I never curse. Ever. It repulses me.

Laura Palmer

Only a significant amount when I'm pissed off, so a lot lately at work.

Otherwise, the odd swear here and there. C*nt is my favourite swear-word.

For best swearing, see: Malcolm Tucker.

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

I just have the one swear word i use more than any, that word being 'Jaaaaaaaasus!'

Good or bad news, its always appropriate i find!

Won the lotto? Jaaaaaaasus! :-D

Cat got run over? Jaaaaaaasus :-/

discus

'you absolute mollusc'

aidoh

'Cvnting'
e.g. 'That manky gobshíte in the cinema wouldn't turn his cvnting phone off for the whole cvnting film'

Almost every sentence I utter contains at least one "swear" word. I don't know if I could choose a favourite!

Summer wind

It's a great stress reliever. F*ckface is one I like:)

Mint Sauce

Mind your own fucking business OP!

clappyhappy

I curse a lot, nothing malicious in it, but a lot.

Knob end is probably my favourite if describing someone I don't like.

the evasion_kid

I curse way too much,my favourite swear that I've ever heard? I'd say that award goes to my father he has the ability to mix two or three swear words into one ie: bol-cnutin-ox.

Patti mayonnaise

I love when you hear people who wouldn't normally lose their cool or swear in front of others let the odd awkward curse come out. I once heard my sister call someone a 'spanner-dick' when he cut across her on the motorway.
And yeah I probably curse way too much.

Shanotheslayer

ThunderC*nt for when somebody is acting a bigger c*nt than the original c*nt

HalloweenJack

Not too bad but far from an angel. I switch it on and off depending on company.

Wompa1

I didn't think I was too bad until I moved to America and got talked to about my language by my manager after complaints....f**king arseholes

--LOS--

DeadHand wrote: »

In answer to your 3 questions:

1) I speak foul language fluently.

2) ****.

3) The ******* ******'* ******.





(whoever can guess what #3 is wins a romantic weekend with me in Carlow town)

The fucking fucker's fucked


Do I win

TheBrinch

I swear so much I'm almost certain I've said every variation of every group of swear words imaginable!

DoYouEvenLift

Abso-fuking-lutely, kunt

lapua20grain

Bollockx would be my favourite can be used in all types of situations

RayCon

Tail Docker wrote: »

I never curse. Ever. It repulses me.

Pffff ... call yourself a docker.

GT_TDI_150

Swear when needed

Love 'windowlicker' although probably more an insult than a curse...

DeadHand

--LOS-- wrote: »

The fucking fucker's fucked


Do I win

Oh Christ, was it so obvious?

*Sigh*

See you in Carlow.

Mayo Yid

Your mother had two cnuts, you're one of them

Rosie Rant

If I was a Mary Poppins character I'd be that guy they have a tea party on the roof with. Only, instead of singing "I love to laugh. Loud and long and clear", I would be singing " I love to curse. F*** and c*** and b******!"

I refrain from cursing in polite company of course . I usually only swear a lot in front of the people I'm most comfortable with. Or when drunk. Or angry. Swore like a b****** watching The Apprentice yesterday!

Edit : Oh! And my favourite swear word is F***ing B******ing C**t!

Aglomerado

I LOVE swearing. I find what I call "composite" swear words to be the best - i.e. you take a perfectly clean word and juxtapose it with a swear, it adds extra humour:
Words like:
Asshat
Knobjockey
Cúntpipe
Bastardhead
Bolloxface

etc etc - massive scope for creativity. It's like Lego. Only with profanities.

Realt Dearg Sec

Tail Docker wrote: »

I never curse. Ever. It repulses me.

Oh **** off.

--LOS--

DeadHand wrote: »

Oh Christ, was it so obvious?

*Sigh*

See you in Carlow.

Well try not to sound too happy about it :mad:

Sheeps

DeadHand wrote: »

In answer to your 3 questions:

1) I speak foul language fluently.

2) ****.

3) The ******* ******'* ******.





(whoever can guess what #3 is wins a romantic weekend with me in Carlow town)

#3 is The fucking fucker's fucked.

You could have got another fucking in there btw. Clearly your foul lexical diversity is quite small.

The fucking fucker's fucking fucked.

zanador

IT used to be this

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

ThunderC*nt

But from now on it's this

anncoates wrote: »

Cuntbubble

Rubberchikken

when i say 'jes*us h christ' then a body know i'm mad:mad:

Wabbit Ears

I curse like some sort of voluntary Tourette sufferer.

I especially love when a string of curses is almost poetic.

Just like some people say the most beautiful mix of words is 'cellar door', is say cúntingfúckwhore rolls beautifully off my tounge.

I'm also very old school and try to use the classics but no longer PC wherever possible, Phrases like You fúcking spasticated rétard fcuking cúntwhore would regularly be used whilst driving.

Fairly rarely, I wouldn't be a big one for it. Unless I'm ranting on boards. Or yelling at idiots in other cars when driving. That's mostly it though

Farmer Pudsey

One will slip ever so often.

However

If there was two bollox's in any one town he be the two

A really old one that i have not heard in years

That the curse of chr++t may melt you

DeadHand

--LOS-- wrote: »

Well try not to sound too happy about it :mad:

It's not you, babe...

... It's Carlow...

eviltwin

About as sweary as this guy

jimgoose

I swear like a wounded Dutch pirate, but only where appropriate. I consider myself quite good at it, like my father before me, and this weather I arr mostly using the word "cunnox", which I believe to be Australian in origin and a portmanteau of a Berkshire and an ox.

Badly Drunk Boy

Tail Docker wrote: »

I never curse. Ever. It repulses me.

I never curse either. It doesn't repulse me (usually), I've just never done it.

jimgoose

And for what it's worth, possibly my favourite is from the pen of Eoin Colfer, author of "And Another Thing" as well as the Artemis Fowl chronicles, in which a certain protagonist is described as a "jumped-up little ginger fartbollix".

jimgoose

Tail Docker wrote: »

I never curse. Ever. It repulses me.

Seriously? How do you start old Ford shítheaps??

uch

F*ck all ye all mothaf*ckas


Who the Fúck says Ye ?

Green Mile

Off, is the general direction I would like you to fúck

HalloweenJack

FWIW, Spanish curses are the best. My favourite is one which translates as "I **** on your dead relatives".

GerB40

I curse way to much. In an job interview a few years ago I was asked how my last job ended. I replied "They closed down, shur they got fúck all business". She laughed, which put me at ease a bit. I didn't get the job..

My favourite curse is cúnt. It's more versatile than a lot of people think and it still has the power to shock. Even in Ireland, where cursing is as common as regional dialects, cúnt can still shock people..

The best use of cúnt in my opinion is this
Paulie talks with his Mother's friends, The Sopra…: http://youtu.be/kqwppp7enLM

I have a terrible dirty mouth at times.:o

Trick-ass bitch motha'****as