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How Sweary are you? And what is the best swear you have ever heard?

  • 27-11-2014 12:46AM
    #1
    Littlekittylou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    How sweary are you and what you favorite swear and whats the best you have ever heard?

    How sweary are you. 64 votes

    I say fudge cuz I never swear.
    0% 0 votes
    I say f*ck when I hurt myself.
    3% 2 votes
    I tell people I don't like to f*ck off.
    53% 34 votes
    F*ck all ye all mothaf*ckas
    43% 28 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    DeadHand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    In answer to your 3 questions:

    1) I speak foul language fluently.

    2) ****.

    3) The ******* ******'* ******.





    (whoever can guess what #3 is wins a romantic weekend with me in Carlow town)


  • #3
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    I'm an inveterate swearer.

    Cuntbubble or geebag are decent ones.


  • #4
    Littlekittylou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    DeadHand wrote: »
    In answer to your 3 questions:

    1) I speak foul language fluently.

    2) ****.

    3) The ******* ******'* ******.

    I now see a fatal flaw in my genius thread.

    Foiled. Damn you Boards.ie. Foiled yet again!


  • #5
    The Ape
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 ✭The Ape


    You £$!!! $&%$ &%!? piece of ^&%$£ wasting my f%^% C&^%$


  • #6
    DeadHand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    Littlekittylou wrote: »
    I now see a fatal flaw in my genius thread.

    Foiled. Damn you Boards.ie. Foiled yet again!

    This baby has the potential to get more people banned than a Traveller thread.


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  • #7
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,605 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    I don't normally swear, but get me around a car or working in college and I swear like a motherfcuk, proper country shtuff!



    So yes I swear lots :o


  • #8
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    I don't think iv ever used a fcuking swear word.


  • #9
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    I never curse. Ever. It repulses me.


  • #10
    Laura Palmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭Laura Palmer


    Only a significant amount when I'm pissed off, so a lot lately at work.

    Otherwise, the odd swear here and there. C*nt is my favourite swear-word.

    For best swearing, see: Malcolm Tucker.


  • #11
    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!


    I just have the one swear word i use more than any, that word being 'Jaaaaaaaasus!'

    Good or bad news, its always appropriate i find!

    Won the lotto? Jaaaaaaasus! :-D

    Cat got run over? Jaaaaaaasus :-/


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  • #12
    discus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    'you absolute mollusc'


  • #13
    aidoh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭aidoh


    'Cvnting'
    e.g. 'That manky gobshíte in the cinema wouldn't turn his cvnting phone off for the whole cvnting film'


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 24,773 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Almost every sentence I utter contains at least one "swear" word. I don't know if I could choose a favourite!


  • #15
    Summer wind
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    It's a great stress reliever. F*ckface is one I like:)


  • #16
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Mind your own fucking business OP!

    :p


  • #17
    clappyhappy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    I curse a lot, nothing malicious in it, but a lot.

    Knob end is probably my favourite if describing someone I don't like.


  • #18
    the evasion_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    I curse way too much,my favourite swear that I've ever heard? I'd say that award goes to my father he has the ability to mix two or three swear words into one ie: bol-cnutin-ox.


  • #19
    Patti mayonnaise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2 ✭Patti mayonnaise


    I love when you hear people who wouldn't normally lose their cool or swear in front of others let the odd awkward curse come out. I once heard my sister call someone a 'spanner-dick' when he cut across her on the motorway.
    And yeah I probably curse way too much.


  • #20
    Shanotheslayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    ThunderC*nt for when somebody is acting a bigger c*nt than the original c*nt


  • #21
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,574 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    Not too bad but far from an angel. I switch it on and off depending on company.


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  • #22
    Wompa1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,360 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    I didn't think I was too bad until I moved to America and got talked to about my language by my manager after complaints....f**king arseholes


  • #23
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    DeadHand wrote: »
    In answer to your 3 questions:

    1) I speak foul language fluently.

    2) ****.

    3) The ******* ******'* ******.





    (whoever can guess what #3 is wins a romantic weekend with me in Carlow town)

    The fucking fucker's fucked


    Do I win


  • #24
    TheBrinch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 291 ✭✭TheBrinch


    I swear so much I'm almost certain I've said every variation of every group of swear words imaginable!


  • #25
    DoYouEvenLift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    Abso-fuking-lutely, kunt


  • #26
    lapua20grain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 835 ✭✭✭lapua20grain


    Bollockx would be my favourite can be used in all types of situations


  • #27
    RayCon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,047 ✭✭✭RayCon


    Tail Docker wrote: »
    I never curse. Ever. It repulses me.

    Pffff ... call yourself a docker.


  • #28
    GT_TDI_150
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,917 ✭✭✭✭GT_TDI_150


    Swear when needed :p

    Love 'windowlicker' although probably more an insult than a curse...


  • #29
    DeadHand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    The fucking fucker's fucked


    Do I win

    Oh Christ, was it so obvious?

    *Sigh*

    See you in Carlow.


  • #30
    Mayo Yid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 366 ✭✭Mayo Yid


    Your mother had two cnuts, you're one of them


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  • #31
    Rosie Rant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    If I was a Mary Poppins character I'd be that guy they have a tea party on the roof with. Only, instead of singing "I love to laugh. Loud and long and clear", I would be singing " I love to curse. F*** and c*** and b******!"

    I refrain from cursing in polite company of course :D. I usually only swear a lot in front of the people I'm most comfortable with. Or when drunk. Or angry. Swore like a b****** watching The Apprentice yesterday!

    Edit : Oh! And my favourite swear word is F***ing B******ing C**t!


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