How Sweary are you? And what is the best swear you have ever heard?

I LOVE swearing. I find what I call "composite" swear words to be the best - i.e. you take a perfectly clean word and juxtapose it with a swear, it adds extra humour:
Words like:
Asshat
Knobjockey
Cúntpipe
Bastardhead
Bolloxface

etc etc - massive scope for creativity. It's like Lego. Only with profanities.

DeadHand wrote: »

Oh Christ, was it so obvious?

*Sigh*

See you in Carlow.

Well try not to sound too happy about it :mad:

IT used to be this

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

ThunderC*nt

But from now on it's this

anncoates wrote: »

Cuntbubble

I curse like some sort of voluntary Tourette sufferer.

I especially love when a string of curses is almost poetic.

Just like some people say the most beautiful mix of words is 'cellar door', is say cúntingfúckwhore rolls beautifully off my tounge.

I'm also very old school and try to use the classics but no longer PC wherever possible, Phrases like You fúcking spasticated rétard fcuking cúntwhore would regularly be used whilst driving.

One will slip ever so often.

However

If there was two bollox's in any one town he be the two

A really old one that i have not heard in years

That the curse of chr++t may melt you

About as sweary as this guy

Tail Docker wrote: »

I never curse. Ever. It repulses me.

Seriously? How do you start old Ford shítheaps??

Off, is the general direction I would like you to fúck

I curse way to much. In an job interview a few years ago I was asked how my last job ended. I replied "They closed down, shur they got fúck all business". She laughed, which put me at ease a bit. I didn't get the job..

My favourite curse is cúnt. It's more versatile than a lot of people think and it still has the power to shock. Even in Ireland, where cursing is as common as regional dialects, cúnt can still shock people..

The best use of cúnt in my opinion is this
Paulie talks with his Mother's friends, The Sopra…: http://youtu.be/kqwppp7enLM

Jake1 wrote: »

I have a terrible dirty mouth at times.:o

Trick-ass bitch motha'****as

After watching The Wire I basically spoke like I was in N.W.A for a while.. It annoyed everybody, myself included. Sheeeeeitt I just couldn't help it.

Bollix and sh*tehawk are my favorites.

csallmighty wrote: »

sh*tehawk

I have a fondness for that particular word,i would throw it in to many sentences throughout the day.Apart from that i don't curse

I like the American ones like son of a bitch, cocksucker, motherfcuker etc. Something very forceful about them when spoken in an angry tone of voice.

My favourite Irish ones are bollox and gob****e, something almost friendly about them.