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How Sweary are you? And what is the best swear you have ever heard?

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How sweary are you and what you favorite swear and whats the best you have ever heard?

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Aglomerado

I LOVE swearing. I find what I call "composite" swear words to be the best - i.e. you take a perfectly clean word and juxtapose it with a swear, it adds extra humour:
Words like:
Asshat
Knobjockey
Cúntpipe
Bastardhead
Bolloxface

etc etc - massive scope for creativity. It's like Lego. Only with profanities.

Realt Dearg Sec

Tail Docker wrote: »

I never curse. Ever. It repulses me.

Oh **** off.

--LOS--

DeadHand wrote: »

Oh Christ, was it so obvious?

*Sigh*

See you in Carlow.

Well try not to sound too happy about it :mad:

Sheeps

DeadHand wrote: »

In answer to your 3 questions:

1) I speak foul language fluently.

2) ****.

3) The ******* ******'* ******.

(whoever can guess what #3 is wins a romantic weekend with me in Carlow town)

#3 is The fucking fucker's fucked.

You could have got another fucking in there btw. Clearly your foul lexical diversity is quite small.

The fucking fucker's fucking fucked.

zanador

IT used to be this

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

ThunderC*nt

But from now on it's this

anncoates wrote: »

Cuntbubble

Rubberchikken

when i say 'jes*us h christ' then a body know i'm mad:mad:

Wabbit Ears

I curse like some sort of voluntary Tourette sufferer.

I especially love when a string of curses is almost poetic.

Just like some people say the most beautiful mix of words is 'cellar door', is say cúntingfúckwhore rolls beautifully off my tounge.

I'm also very old school and try to use the classics but no longer PC wherever possible, Phrases like You fúcking spasticated rétard fcuking cúntwhore would regularly be used whilst driving.

[Deleted User]

Fairly rarely, I wouldn't be a big one for it. Unless I'm ranting on boards. Or yelling at idiots in other cars when driving. That's mostly it though

Farmer Pudsey

One will slip ever so often.

However

If there was two bollox's in any one town he be the two

A really old one that i have not heard in years

That the curse of chr++t may melt you

DeadHand

--LOS-- wrote: »

Well try not to sound too happy about it :mad:

It's not you, babe...

... It's Carlow...

eviltwin

About as sweary as this guy

jimgoose

I swear like a wounded Dutch pirate, but only where appropriate. I consider myself quite good at it, like my father before me, and this weather I arr mostly using the word "cunnox", which I believe to be Australian in origin and a portmanteau of a Berkshire and an ox.

Badly Drunk Boy

Tail Docker wrote: »

I never curse. Ever. It repulses me.

I never curse either. It doesn't repulse me (usually), I've just never done it.

jimgoose

And for what it's worth, possibly my favourite is from the pen of Eoin Colfer, author of "And Another Thing" as well as the Artemis Fowl chronicles, in which a certain protagonist is described as a "jumped-up little ginger fartbollix".

jimgoose

Tail Docker wrote: »

I never curse. Ever. It repulses me.

Seriously? How do you start old Ford shítheaps??

uch

F*ck all ye all mothaf*ckas

Who the Fúck says Ye ?

Green Mile

Off, is the general direction I would like you to fúck

HalloweenJack

FWIW, Spanish curses are the best. My favourite is one which translates as "I **** on your dead relatives".

GerB40

I curse way to much. In an job interview a few years ago I was asked how my last job ended. I replied "They closed down, shur they got fúck all business". She laughed, which put me at ease a bit. I didn't get the job..

My favourite curse is cúnt. It's more versatile than a lot of people think and it still has the power to shock. Even in Ireland, where cursing is as common as regional dialects, cúnt can still shock people..

The best use of cúnt in my opinion is this
Paulie talks with his Mother's friends, The Sopra…: http://youtu.be/kqwppp7enLM

[Deleted User]

I have a terrible dirty mouth at times.:o

Trick-ass bitch motha'****as

GerB40

Jake1 wrote: »

I have a terrible dirty mouth at times.:o

Trick-ass bitch motha'****as

After watching The Wire I basically spoke like I was in N.W.A for a while.. It annoyed everybody, myself included. Sheeeeeitt I just couldn't help it.

Mesrine65

Only the Irish can swear & make it sound like poetry.

csallmighty

Bollix and sh*tehawk are my favorites.

fryup

Mesrine65 wrote: »

Only the Irish can swear & make it sound like poetry.

nah, it still sounds knakery to my ears

Santa Cruz

Bollixing cuntyhooks is a nice term of indearment

When the great Jim Stynes went to play Aussie Rules his team mates couldn't get over the amount of times he could use a variation of bollix to cover any situation

CantonasCollar

I swear too much, mostly using fcuk.

My favourite insult is to call someone a fcukknuckle.

harry Bailey esq

csallmighty wrote: »

sh*tehawk

I have a fondness for that particular word,i would throw it in to many sentences throughout the day.Apart from that i don't curse

Galwayguy35

I swear way too much, especially if I'm stressed at work or stuck in traffic.

Although everyone in the place I work in, even the managers curse like dockers so nobody passes any heed on bad language.

DEFTLEFTHAND

I like the American ones like son of a bitch, cocksucker, motherfcuker etc. Something very forceful about them when spoken in an angry tone of voice.

My favourite Irish ones are bollox and gob****e, something almost friendly about them.

dark crystal

I was just watching a video on youtube and in the comment section underneath, one guy called another guy a goat fisting cnut.

That was a really inventive expletive I thought.