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What's the most disturbing thing a partner has asked you to do?

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    #92
    Miss Lizzie Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    Peist2007 wrote: »
    I love it when someone unwittingly shows their sexual inexperience on here. Makes my black heart sing

    You go suck on a seriously hairy testicle and see how you like it.


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    #93
    Miss Lizzie Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »



    But....you're mouth is already in the general area!! You'd just be adding a smaller, less invasive, squishier appendage into the equation?! :confused:

    It was the hair that grossed me out, not the testicle.


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    #94
    conorh91
    Registered Users Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭conorh91


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    You'd just be adding a smaller, less invasive, squishier appendage into the equation?! :confused:
    Ouch. A testicle is never squishier, squishy, squishable, or to be squished in any manner.


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    #95
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    osarusan wrote: »
    I didn't think they were trying to pass it off as their own story myself.

    Well the thread title is "disturbing things a partner has asked you to do". Its not "share sex-related stories you have read on the internet."


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    #96
    osarusan
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    syklops wrote: »
    Well the thread title is "disturbing things a partner has asked you to do". Its not "share sex-related stories you have read on the internet."

    It's a pretty well-known urban legend and there's even a condom commercial based on it.

    I know it's in the first person, but I got the reference right away and I think it was written in the expectation that people would get the reference.


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    #97
    cgh
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    I was once asked to moan in bed....

    so I started. the ceiling needs painting, the walls could do with a lick of paint. the shower is leaking, the car needs a service....

    that's not what she ment.

    who knew


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    #98
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    osarusan wrote: »
    It's a pretty well-known urban legend and there's even a condom commercial based on it.

    I know it's in the first person, but I got the reference right away and I think it was written in the expectation that people would get the reference.

    Well clearly I didn't get the reference.


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    #99
    wazky
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    My partner asked me to roll my faeces into a phallic shape, freeze it overnight, and penetrative him with it, the bits of lumpy sweetcorn in it really drove him wild.


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    #100
    [Deleted User]
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    I particularly love the way you waited until lunch time for posting that little nugget.


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    #101
    0byme75341jo28
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    I particularly love the way you waited until lunch time for posting that little nugget.

    Half 11 is lunchtime now? You on the dole? :p


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    #102
    [Deleted User]
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    I am an early starter - what can I say.

    Actually I was logged in to one of our EU servers and forgot the time on my computer is one hour ahead. Ooopsie. *Puts the cellophane back on his sandwich having removed all the sweet corn*.


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    #103
    wuzziwig
    Registered Users Posts: 516 ✭✭✭wuzziwig


    Wasn't there a story doing the rounds where a guy was buggering his girlfriend and when he withdrew there was a sweetcorn kernel perched proudly on his todger? Or maybe I dreamt it.


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    #104
    wuzziwig
    Registered Users Posts: 516 ✭✭✭wuzziwig


    To answer an earlier question, a waxed or shaved male undercarriage is a turn off for me. I like my men natural. Though pubes in your throat are a bitch to dislodge.


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    #105
    Roquentin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭Roquentin


    wuzziwig wrote: »
    To answer an earlier question, a waxed or shaved male undercarriage is a turn off for me. I like my men natural. Though pubes in your throat are a bitch to dislodge.



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    #106
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    wuzziwig wrote: »
    Wasn't there a story doing the rounds where a guy was buggering his girlfriend and when he withdrew there was a sweetcorn kernel perched proudly on his todger? Or maybe I dreamt it.

    That sounds like one of those "A guy I know" stories.


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    #107
    dinorebel
    Registered Users Posts: 2,277 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    wuzziwig wrote: »
    To answer an earlier question, a waxed or shaved male undercarriage is a turn off for me. I like my men natural. Though pubes in your throat are a bitch to dislodge.
    Should your name not be fuzziwig?


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    #108
    wuzziwig
    Registered Users Posts: 516 ✭✭✭wuzziwig


    dinorebel wrote: »
    Should your name not be fuzziwig?

    Maybe. :cool:


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    #109
    Miss Lizzie Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    dinorebel wrote: »
    Should your name not be fuzziwig?

    I knew a fezziwig once.


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    #110
    wuzziwig
    Registered Users Posts: 516 ✭✭✭wuzziwig


    Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »
    I knew a fezziwig once.

    Washefuzzi?


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    #111
    [Deleted User]
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    Ihatecuddes wrote: »
    He wanted to pee on me, I thought no way..

    I absolutely loved it! :o



    bonus!!!!!;)


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    #112
    Cupcake_Crisis
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    Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »
    It was the hair that grossed me out, not the testicle.

    Go at him with Veet!
    conorh91 wrote: »
    Ouch. A testicle is never squishier, squishy, squishable, or to be squished in any manner.

    I meant they are squishier than an erect member! I don't go around squishing testicles...... most of the time!
    kylith wrote: »
    Do him up the bum with a strap on.

    Don't knock it!


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    #113
    Macavity.
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    Barely There wrote: »
    She wanted me to break into the apartment she was staying in when she wasn't there and to hide in her room and when she got home I was to jump out, rip her clothes off and force myself on her.

    The breaking in bit is weird (she could have gave you keys) but other than that it's not disturbing at all.


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