What's the most disturbing thing a partner has asked you to do?

Barely There

I was reminded of an ex-girlfriend of mine in the 'Have you ever been cheated on' thread.

She was very sexually adventurous, which was for the most part good.

One day however she was telling me about a sexual fantasy she had.

She wanted me to break into the apartment she was staying in when she wasn't there and to hide in her room and when she got home I was to jump out, rip her clothes off and force myself on her.

To be honest the whole thing freaked me out and I never went through with any of it.

Does anyone else have any stories of strange sexual requests which a partner has asked you for?

Grandeeod

Is this a genuine question or are you waiting on the rest of us to provide you with **** fodder?

holystungun9

It is a well-known fantasy (for the more perverse of us maybe). Not for everyone of course.

Barely There

Grandeeod wrote: »

Is this a genuine question or are you waiting on the rest of us to provide you with **** fodder?

Genuinely curious.
Plenty of **** fodder on the Internet already thanks.

toastedpickles

Make her a sandwich :eek: :pac:

Generic Dreadhead

Once again an AH thread that makes me consider having a 2nd account

genericguy

toastedpickles wrote: »

Make her a sandwich :eek: :pac:

And you then gave her a knuckle sandwich, right?

Birneybau

toastedpickles wrote: »

Make her a sandwich :eek: :pac:

WHAT?

cgh

i was once asked to put the kettle on......

cgh

a sandwich.....

you should see the you tube clip of the guy asking for a sandwich playing xbox. then gets abused by girls looking for him to make their sandwich.

toastedpickles

genericguy wrote: »

And you then gave her a knuckle sandwich, right?

I was too shocked!

Birneybau wrote: »

WHAT?

Terridble joe!!

minotour

Barely There wrote: »

I was reminded of an ex-girlfriend of mine in the 'Have you ever been cheated on' thread.

She was very sexually adventurous, which was for the most part good.

One day however she was telling me about a sexual fantasy she had.

She wanted me to break into the apartment she was staying in when she wasn't there and to hide in her room and when she got home I was to jump out, rip her clothes off and force myself on her.

To be honest the whole thing freaked me out and I never went through with any of it.

Does anyone else have any stories of strange sexual requests which a partner has asked you for?

Dodged a bullet there I’d say. Sounds to me like you were being set up. Imagine explaining that one to the guards. “But she told me to do it!!!!” -

Grandeeod

Barely There wrote: »

Plenty of **** fodder on the Internet already thanks.

Very true. But it can be so much more up close and personal here.

Spring Onion

Barely There wrote: »

I was reminded of an ex-girlfriend of mine in the 'Have you ever been cheated on' thread.

She was very sexually adventurous, which was for the most part good.

One day however she was telling me about a sexual fantasy she had.

She wanted me to break into the apartment she was staying in when she wasn't there and to hide in her room and when she got home I was to jump out, rip her clothes off and force myself on her.

To be honest the whole thing freaked me out and I never went through with any of it.

Does anyone else have any stories of strange sexual requests which a partner has asked you for?

Yeah yeah tell us more about the "most part"...

Generic Dreadhead

Grandeeod wrote: »

Very true. But it can be so much more up close and personal here.

Yeah, seeing someone you don't knows words on a screen, and then knowing they also post in the Hip-Hop Forum.... durty feckers

A few odd things - but nothing to bad to mess with my mind. Did recently have a kind of "truth and dare" session in a recent house party though where everone came out with their oddest sexual fantasies. Some of them from the girls were a bit weird - and very indepth and complicated in some cases. The guys ones were pretty predictable and standard however. The rape one however is seemingly a little more common than you might think.

jamesbere

One time at band camp........

Galway K9

Happened to a friend of mine.

His girlfriend set up the cheating test, she got her *hot* sister, to hang out with him one night while she was away and try seduce her boyfriend.

He got an F!

minotour

Galway K9 wrote: »

Happened to a friend of mine.

His girlfriend set up the cheating test, she got her *hot* sister, to hang out with him one night while she was away and try seduce her boyfriend.

He got an F!

Did he get the ride though? If so, totally worth it.

wuzziwig

I went out with a guy once for a brief time and he told me that he wanted me to gave it to him in the ass with a strap on dildo. He had to be blindfolded though because apparently not being blindfolded was plain weird.

He also rang me one night and asked me to put clothes pegs on my nipples. I told him to feck off, I was too busy watching Coronation Street. :rolleyes:

Miss Lizzie Jones

He asked me, since I was in that area anyway, to take one of his balls in my mouth and suck on it.

Ummmmm ....... no!

Gross.

wuzziwig

Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »

He asked me, since I was in that area anyway, to take one of his balls in my mouth and suck on it.

Ummmmm ....... no!

Gross.

Really? I wouldn't find that gross at all.

Birneybau

Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »

He asked me, since I was in that area anyway, to take one of his balls in my mouth and suck on it.

Ummmmm ....... no!

Gross.

Bad form

Spring Onion

Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »

He asked me, since I was in that area anyway, to take one of his balls in my mouth and suck on it.

Ummmmm ....... no!

Gross.

I hope he dumped you there and then.

jamesbere

Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »

He asked me, since I was in that area anyway, to take one of his balls in my mouth and suck on it.

Ummmmm ....... no!

Gross.

Only one. Novice

Rory28

wuzziwig wrote: »

Really? I wouldn't find that gross at all.

I never got the fascination with balls, never enjoyed doing or receiving. Was once asked to wear a dress by a guy I was with. Enjoyed, perhaps to much but it was weird.

Spring Onion

Rory28 wrote: »

I never got the fascination with balls, never enjoyed doing or receiving. Was once asked to wear a dress by a guy I was with. Enjoyed, perhaps to much but it was weird.

syklops

One crazy wagon I was with wanted to do it with lights on. :eek:

Rory28

Spring Onion wrote: »

Which part? I dont like sucking or having my balls sucked. The main meat is there, no sides please.

Spring Onion

Rory28 wrote: »

Which part? I dont like sucking or having my balls sucked. The main meat is there, no sides please.

Can you suck your balls?

Roquentin

anyone into hard sports here.......you havent lived i say.............(joking)

biko

syklops wrote: »

One crazy wagon I was with wanted to do it with lights on. :eek:

Me too, them crazy foreign women with their odd ways.

I am pie

wellthisescalatedquickly....

Miss Lizzie Jones

wuzziwig wrote: »

Really? I wouldn't find that gross at all.

He was a very hairy man and unshaven.

Generic Dreadhead

Spring Onion wrote: »

Can you suck your balls?

I'm going to out an a Limb and guess that Rory is (perfectly normal) gay man, the fact that still hasn't dawned on you is funny though in a cringe kind of a way :P

Miss Lizzie Jones

Cormac... wrote: »

I'm going to out an a Limb and guess that Rory is (perfectly normal) gay man, the fact that still hasn't dawned on you is funny though in a cringe kind of a way :P

The name Rory should have been a clue. LOL

Ihatecuddles

He wanted to pee on me, I thought no way..

I absolutely loved it!

baaba maal

Funny how the focus has gone almost exclusively on the sexual (not being judgemental on this, just an observation-I know it's the internet an' all!). So, in terms of disturbing, has a partner asked you to (for example) forge a signature on an important document or pretend that you had achieved some particular goal?........

Egginacup

Not a partner as in girlfriend but a female friend that I would meet up with from time to time and had a sexual relationship with. She was quite freaky though and wanted it all rough. She also wanted to be double-penetrated. Not really my thing.

Generic Dreadhead

baaba maal wrote: »

Funny how the focus has gone almost exclusively on the sexual (not being judgemental on this, just an observation-I know it's the internet an' all!). So, in terms of disturbing, has a partner asked you to (for example) forge a signature on an important document or pretend that you had achieved some particular goal?........

No...... but whats you're sexual/non sexual story?

Mariasofia

mauzo! wrote: »

He wanted to pee on me, I thought no way..

I absolutely loved it!

Thats not disturbing......its merely taking the p*ss.......

Generic Dreadhead

Mariasofia wrote: »

Thats not disturbing......its merely taking the p*ss.......

We're ending up on a lot of the same threads with a lot of the same thoughts here....

Can i just say also..... that most of what has been typed in until now has been tame to say the least, that probably reflects badly on me

Daveysil15

My ex got me to dress up as a car while she dressed up as a disabled parking space. I'd be trying to drive it in to her and she was like, "Ohh no you can't park there." It drove me mad.

Generic Dreadhead

Daveysil15 wrote: »

My ex got me to dress up as a car while she dressed up as a disabled parking space. I'd be trying to drive it in to her and she was like, "Ohh no you can't park there." It drove me mad.

I LOL'd at this, that mental image :pac:

Mariasofia

Cormac... wrote: »

We're ending up on a lot of the same threads with a lot of the same thoughts here....

Can i just say also..... that most of what has been typed in until now has been tame to say the least, that probably reflects badly on me

You can say Cormac.....its my sole purpose here to take the tameness out of threads.....

Do you reckon its a case of great minds thinking alike or fools seldom differing!?

ollaetta

Spring Onion wrote: »

I hope he dumped you there and then.

Maybe it's in keeping with the thread but I first read this as "dumped on".

who_me

mauzo! wrote: »

He wanted to pee on me, I thought no way..

I absolutely loved it!

That's peer pressure for ya...

Mariasofia

Daveysil15 wrote: »

My ex got me to dress up as a car while she dressed up as a disabled parking space. I'd be trying to drive it in to her and she was like, "Ohh no you can't park there." It drove me mad.

Reminds me of one terrible chat up line....
"Can you drive?"
/innocently replies yes.
He points at groin....."id love you to back into this then"......

NiallBoo

Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »

He was a very hairy man and unshaven.

Would you have reconsidered if he shaved? Must guys seem happy to state a preference to women. do women/men prefer when guys are trimmed/hairless down there?

Peist2007

Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »

He asked me, since I was in that area anyway, to take one of his balls in my mouth and suck on it.

Ummmmm ....... no!

Gross.

I love it when someone unwittingly shows their sexual inexperience on here. Makes my black heart sing

NiallBoo

NiallBoo wrote: »

Would you have reconsidered if he shaved? Must guys seem happy to state a preference to women. do women/men prefer when guys are trimmed/hairless down there?

Bald or well trimmed , none of yer Ron Jeremy 70's bushes for me