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Do women enjoy giving BJ's?

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    #182
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »
    That explains a lot. I would often get the "God! You smell so good down here!" from my ex-fella whenever he was down there rooting around. :)

    A good rub of domestos beforehand works wonders!


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    #183
    Miss Lizzie Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    Molester Stallone II wrote: »
    A good rub of domestos beforehand works wonders!

    So does a hand held shower head, soap and water. :)

    We don't have that stuff in Canada, whatever it is.


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    #184
    Penny Tration
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    Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »
    So does a hand held shower head, soap and water. :)

    We don't have that stuff in Canada, whatever it is.

    Shouldn't use normal soap down there! It messes with the ph balance!

    Also, as per thread subject - i love giving blow jobs. Like, seriously, love it. I prefer it to sex, and I'm not even joking.


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    #185
    Gatling
    Registered Users Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »
    So does a hand held shower head, soap and water. :)

    We don't have that stuff in Canada, whatever it is.

    Bleach is what he's referring to
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    #186
    Miss Lizzie Jones
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    green_screen wrote: »
    Shouldn't use normal soap down there! It messes with the ph balance!

    Been washing with normal soap for 52 years and have never had a problem. The day I worry about the ph balance of my vagina is the day my life is over. LOL


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    #187
    Penny Tration
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    Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »
    Been washing with normal soap for 52 years and have never had a problem. The day I worry about the ph balance of my vagina is the day my life is over. LOL

    :pac: I'll stick with 'femfresh' :)


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    #188
    Molester Stallone II
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    green_screen wrote: »
    Shouldn't use normal soap down there! It messes with the ph balance!

    Also, as per thread subject - i love giving blow jobs. Like, seriously, love it. I prefer it to sex, and I'm not even joking.

    You! Cut it out......I'm currently looking for some divorce papers! :)


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    #189
    Penny Tration
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    Molester Stallone II wrote: »
    You! Cut it out......I'm currently looking for some divorce papers! :)

    I'm taken anyway :p


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    #190
    Molester Stallone II
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    green_screen wrote: »
    I'm taken anyway :p

    I'll wait ;)


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    #191
    Lucy and Harry
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    I do not think anybody enjoys it especially when most men do not know how to wash themselves.Never known a woman who likes anal either despite what porn movies show it bloody hurts..


    Flavoured condoms are the answer as you can get cherry strawberry chocolate and bubble gum flavours.Have to make sure you do not start chewing and thinking its really food though so stay alert.


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    #192
    andreascy1981
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    It depens on to whom it belongs


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    #193
    Gatling
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    Lucy and Harry wrote: »
    I do not think anybody enjoys it especially when most men do not know how to wash themselves.Never known a woman who likes anal either despite what porn movies show it bloody hurts..

    some actually enjoy it more , If it's done right no pain but plenty of pleasure for both parties
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    #194
    Pwindedd
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    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    I suspect there may be a few sobered up posters editing/deleting some of their posts in here!

    Nope - you gotta own what ya say and stand by it, no matter how much you cringe while reading it.

    Pelican analogy was my low point I think. Lol.


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    #195
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    green_screen wrote: »

    Also, as per thread subject - i love giving blow jobs. Like, seriously, love it. I prefer it to sex, and I'm not even joking.

    Apart from the giving bjs but yes me too.




    Ever start a post and think this is just b0lox. Why did I even start it. 50/50 if I submit or bin


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    #196
    Daveysil15
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    LOL, I just saw a post there that was thanked by the cunning linguist. Given the topic that's been discussed and all, I read it as cunnilingus. :D


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    #197
    Penny Tration
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    Lucy and Harry wrote: »
    I do not think anybody enjoys it especially when most men do not know how to wash themselves.Never known a woman who likes anal either despite what porn movies show it bloody hurts..


    Flavoured condoms are the answer as you can get cherry strawberry chocolate and bubble gum flavours.Have to make sure you do not start chewing and thinking its really food though so stay alert.

    Since when do most men not know how to wash? Sounds like you're dating the wrong guys. My boyfriend showers twice a day, and both of us always shower before bed.

    And plenty of women like anal. I hate it personally, but my best friend loves it.


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    #198
    Ihatecuddles
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    Lucy and Harry wrote: »
    I do not think anybody enjoys it especially when most men do not know how to wash themselves.Never known a woman who likes anal either despite what porn movies show it bloody hurts..


    Flavoured condoms are the answer as you can get cherry strawberry chocolate and bubble gum flavours.Have to make sure you do not start chewing and thinking its really food though so stay alert.

    I'm like the anal advocate on here. I love anal. best sex ever.


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    #199
    Penny Tration
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    Delta Cello wrote: »
    Well there are plenty of women who enjoy performing analingus.

    Oh god. Wouldn't do it if you paid me. Had an ex who tried doing that to me. His head was swiftly grabbed and he was told to stay the fcuk away from there!


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    #200
    Penny Tration
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    green_screen wrote: »
    Since when do most men not know how to wash? Sounds like you're dating the wrong guys. My boyfriend showers twice a day, and both of us always shower before bed.

    And plenty of women like anal. I hate it personally, but my best friend loves it.

    Also - flavoured condoms taste fcuking horrible. Who the hell uses a condom for oral?!


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    #201
    Tar.Aldarion
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    wprathead wrote: »
    Havn't read thread but one my best friend was telling us all about giving her bf a blowjob (as ya do) and she casually goes "I think I use too much teeth". All us lad friends instantly flinch and go "WHA?! ANY teeth is too much teeth"

    But yes, funny story I cared to share with this boards community
    good night folks

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXiX3OWfFLY


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    #202
    RDM_83 again
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    green_screen wrote: »
    Also - flavoured condoms taste fcuking horrible. Who the hell uses a condom for oral?!

    But but but

    http://metro.co.uk/2013/03/29/new-bacon-flavoured-condoms-from-company-that-produced-pork-inspired-lubricant-3564905/


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    #203
    Buona Fortuna
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    RDM_83 again wrote: »
    But but but

    http://metro.co.uk/2013/03/29/new-bacon-flavoured-condoms-from-company-that-produced-pork-inspired-lubricant-3564905/

    Thanks we really do need that puke emoticon


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    #204
    Shakespeare's Sister
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    Lucy and Harry wrote: »
    I do not think anybody enjoys it especially when most men do not know how to wash themselves.Never known a woman who likes anal either despite what porn movies show it bloody hurts..


    Flavoured condoms are the answer as you can get cherry strawberry chocolate and bubble gum flavours.Have to make sure you do not start chewing and thinking its really food though so stay alert.
    Agreed porn creates the illusion that women love anal - only a minority I'd say.
    But re oral: you can't say nobody likes it just because you personally don't. You're wrong about everyone else.
    Men can't wash themselves properly? :confused:
    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    LOL, I just saw a post there that was thanked by the cunning linguist. Given the topic that's been discussed and all, I read it as cunnilingus. :D
    And there's me thinking that that wordplay is the joke behind the username. :pac:


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    #205
    Daveysil15
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    Ha bacon flavoured condoms. That's a good one. I could always wrap it up with a rasher and give her breakfast in bed.


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    #206
    Gongoozler
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    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Ha bacon flavoured condoms. That's a good one. I could always wrap it up with a rasher and give her breakfast in bed.

    Speaking of bacon, are any other girls (or guys) able to tell what a guy has been eating when doing this?


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    #207
    Daveysil15
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    Gongoozler wrote: »
    Speaking of bacon, are any other girls (or guys) able to tell what a guy has been eating when doing this?

    Yeah I've heard some girls are able to ascertain what the guy has been eating from the taste. Apparently a diet rich in fruit produces a better taste. I'm dubious though. Granted I can tell you that dark chocolate doubles your sperm count. ;)


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    #208
    Penny Tration
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    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Yeah I've heard some girls are able to ascertain what the guy has been eating from the taste. Apparently a diet rich in fruit produces a better taste. I'm dubious though. Granted I can tell you that dark chocolate doubles your sperm count. ;)

    If he's been eating spicy food, it tastes vile.


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    #209
    myshirt
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    Chris Rock sums it up well at 1:15 onwards

    http://www.veoh.com/watch/v16007346fKG3XcmY?h1=Chris+Rock+on+dirty+talk+and+blowjobs


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    #210
    Buona Fortuna
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    Delta Cello wrote: »
    I had a one night stand where the woman did it to me, it was the first thing she did. Don't understand why a woman would want to put her tongue there. Especially not just after a shower.

    Maybe she just loved bacon :D


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    #211
    better call saul
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭better call saul


    Ah here annilingus is amazing, so too is a prostate massage


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