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Do women enjoy giving BJ's?

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 13 See Me


    I don't feed trolls :)
    yeah, you just tease them!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,242 ✭✭✭Pwindedd


    Ok I'm back, what did I miss. Hey where's my Pervy PM. No fair.

    Oh sphincters and anal ...inevitable I suppose. I'm of the opinion it's quid pro quo when it comes to bums. If you can't take it why should I?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    I've heard the best way to give mouth to south is to lick it slowly like an ice cream. Is that true? Its just in the pornos they look like they're in a pie eating contest.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,682 ✭✭✭flutered


    hard to beat d auld tuna sambo.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,682 ✭✭✭flutered


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    I've heard the best way to give mouth to south is to lick it slowly like an ice cream. Is that true? Its just in the pornos they look like they're in a pie eating contest.

    use your tounge like a biro, write your name, then her name, on d little button with the tip of your tounge, she will be whitering like an eel in a frying pan.


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  • Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    flutered wrote: »
    use your tounge like a biro, write your name, then her name, with the tip of your tounge, she will be whitering like an eel in a frying pan

    ah yeah, and fiddle her nipples like the radio while you're at it ...:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,510 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Prostate not prostrate.

    What are you, a teacher?

    Could you not have let me away with it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,981 ✭✭✭KomradeBishop


    Why hasn't there been more use of the :pac: smiley in this thread?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    Please tell me I'm not the only woman to have gotten creepy PMs because of this thread?

    Fcuked up lurkers in AH.

    I'm sorry, won't do it again :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Please tell me I'm not the only woman to have gotten creepy PMs because of this thread?

    Fcuked up lurkers in AH.

    My little brother might have borrowed my computer while I was out :p


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    I've heard the best way to give mouth to south is to lick it slowly like an ice cream. Is that true? Its just in the pornos they look like they're in a pie eating contest.

    Porn has little to no relationship with what actually works for women, tbh. Porn laydees often go take care of themselves after a scene is shot because their scene partners might as well have been assembling an Ikea bookcase for all the good it did them.

    Never take any sex tips from porn.

    Go with slow icecream licking while circling the airport. When you've really taken the time to appreciate the local landscape - really appreciate it - then move on to negotiating a landing at Control.

    Don't do the weird pie eating thing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna



    Don't do the weird pie eating thing.

    You just made me spill my wine :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Porn has little to no relationship with what actually works for women, tbh. Porn laydees often go take care of themselves after a scene is shot because their scene partners might as well have been assembling an Ikea bookcase for all the good it did them.

    Never take any sex tips from porn.

    Go with slow icecream licking while circling the airport. When you've really taken the time to appreciate the local landscape - really appreciate it - then move on to negotiating a landing at Control.

    Don't do the weird pie eating thing.

    You just brought a new meaning to flying without wings


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,108 ✭✭✭TheSheriff


    You just made me spill my wine :p

    Theres wine involved, I thought it was too early to open a bottle, but sure if youve started !!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Sex ed 101.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,108 ✭✭✭TheSheriff


    You just made me spill my wine :p

    ALso, while were on the topic of wine, I feel like there should be more boards wine based meet ups - theyll involve primarily wine, wine and some more wine.

    Anyway back on topic - women, oral, anal, xfactor


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    TheSheriff wrote: »
    ALso, while were on the topic of wine, I feel like there should be more boards wine based meet ups - theyll involve primarily wine, wine and some more wine.

    Anyway back on topic - women, oral, anal, xfactor

    Xfactor? Ain't enough lube in the world to take that pain away


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You just made me spill my wine :p

    Ah Jaysus you should have swallowed it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    TheSheriff wrote: »
    ALso, while were on the topic of wine, I feel like there should be more boards wine based meet ups - theyll involve primarily wine, wine and some more wine.

    Anyway back on topic - women, oral, anal, xfactor

    Jasus talk about the odd one out. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Jasus talk about the odd one out. :pac:

    How!? ...... I enjoy all three!!??


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    For years I wondered what all up the fuss about bj's was,felt good but nothing mind blowing....until I went to Canada,this one nearly had me chewing the seatbelt in the car one night :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Really depends. Spl00ge can be quite a fetish for some women, one I know refers to it as "champagne" ;)
    Do men like giving lick outs?

    This one certainly does :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,571 ✭✭✭0byme75341jo28


    Christ I'd love a blowjob now if anyone's up for it.......... :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,277 ✭✭✭Crunchienut


    Do men like giving lick outs?

    Love giving them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Christ I'd love a blowjob now if anyone's up for it.......... :pac:

    There'll be a girl along for you shortly. Apparently she can suck a golf through a garden hose.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    Love giving them.

    With that username, I am surprised that guys let you near it. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Christ I'd love a blowjob now if anyone's up for it.......... :pac:

    It will happen for you one of these days and when it does it will be very very special .......












    The first one normally is.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 154 ✭✭chrisb1



    Do men like giving lick outs?

    Absolutely i'm a giver don't mind lockjaw teasing is pleasing not a fan of receiving though :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,238 ✭✭✭Deank


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    There'll be a girl along for you shortly. Apparently she can suck a golf through a garden hose.

    :eek:
    A VW? that'd be some feat.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Deank wrote: »
    :eek:
    A VW? that'd be some feat.

    I won't be impressed until she does it with a Passat.


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