Do women enjoy giving BJ's?

Nomis21

jill_valentine wrote: »

From my circle of friends, not one said they enjoyed the actual act. The general impression was just that it was a chore that was worth doing sometimes.

Do guys really like the face spunking thing? Why?

cos we watch too much porn :pac:

efb

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

annnnd that's me for the night, good luck!!

Love the irony in the username lol

kryogen

Some do, some dont, some pretend they do, till they have you committed then you only ever get one if your lucky.

Easy to spot though, the ones who enjoy it are easy to pick out from the ones who dont, I say this as a man who enjoys going down on a woman and couldnt imagine going at it with the same vigour and putting so much effort in if I didnt

efb

We all have one weird Ex don't we???

jill_valentine

efb wrote: »

We all have one weird Ex don't we???

Hopefully. Because if you don't, it means you're the weird ex.

efb

jill_valentine wrote: »

Hopefully. Because if you don't, it means you're the weird ex.

Well I'm not then, hella lazy though lol

Noobascious

I must say when I was seventeen I was given a choice suck dick or be a peado. Ha raised by young fellas referring to this and that as fag queer in the most negative terms. Well I have never suck dick once

0byme75341jo28

Noobascious wrote: »

I must say when I was seventeen I was given a choice suck dick or be a peado. Ha raised by young fellas referring to this and that as fag queer in the most negative terms. Well I have never suck dick once

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kryogen

Noobascious wrote: »

I must say when I was seventeen I was given a choice suck dick or be a peado. Ha raised by young fellas referring to this and that as fag queer in the most negative terms. Well I have never suck dick once

The internet won you

jill_valentine

Let the record show that the witness made the "drinky-drinky" motion.

Johngoose

Every guy remembers the girls who were good at giving them!:-)

conorh91

jill_valentine wrote: »

Do guys really like the face spunking thing? Why?

Reminds me of Catcher in the Rye

I read this book when I was a teenager. It kinda put me off the face-spunking thing.

Sometimes I can think of very crumby stuff I wouldn't mind doing if the opportunity came up. I can even see how it might be quite a lot of fun, in a crumby way, and if you were both sort of drunk and all, to get a girl and squirt water or something all over each other's face.

The thing is, though, I don't like the idea. It stinks, if you analyze it. I think if you don't really like a girl, you shouldn't horse around with her at all, and if you do like her, then you're supposed to like her face, and if you like her face, you ought to be careful about doing crumby stuff to it, like squirting water all over it.

It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes. Girls aren't too much help, either, when you start trying not to get too crumby, when you start trying not to spoil anything really good. I knew this one girl, a couple of years ago, that was even crumbier than I was. Boy, was she crumby! We had a lot of fun, though, for a while, in a crumby way.

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away. Last year I made a rule that I was going to quit horsing around with girls that, deep down, gave me a pain in the ass. I broke it, though, the same week I made it – the same night, as a matter of fact. I spent the whole night necking with a terrible phony named Anne Louise Sherman. Sex is something I just don't understand.

I swear to God I don't.

kowloon

better call saul wrote: »

Fellas please your lady tonight with this tip,
peace

Just the tip?

Johngoose

Nothing like girl looking at you while she is down there!;-)

Cris Jones

Do women enjoy it , now you know why you are asking that, because you know the answer, no they don't. get a male fk buddy, you know you want to ... they love ck and so do you. leave the women alone and go watch your porn and be a real man like you are. and it is all men replying to your thread. GET A LIFE.

conorh91

Johngoose wrote: »

Nothing like girl looking at you while she is down there!;-)

I happen to find that really weird.

BJs are great but please, no eye contact!

Cris Jones wrote: »

Do women enjoy it , now you know why you are asking that, because you know the answer, no they don't. get a male fk buddy, you know you want to ... they love ck and so do you. leave the women alone and go watch your porn and be a real man like you are. and it is all men replying to your thread. GET A LIFE.

d fuq?

Johngoose

Monica Lewinski didn't mind giving them...

Right Turn Clyde

conorh91 wrote: »

Reminds me of Catcher in the Rye

I read this book when I was a teenager. It kinda put me off the face-spunking thing.

Sometimes I can think of very crumby stuff I wouldn't mind doing if the opportunity came up. I can even see how it might be quite a lot of fun, in a crumby way, and if you were both sort of drunk and all, to get a girl and squirt water or something all over each other's face.

The thing is, though, I don't like the idea. It stinks, if you analyze it. I think if you don't really like a girl, you shouldn't horse around with her at all, and if you do like her, then you're supposed to like her face, and if you like her face, you ought to be careful about doing crumby stuff to it, like squirting water all over it.

It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes. Girls aren't too much help, either, when you start trying not to get too crumby, when you start trying not to spoil anything really good. I knew this one girl, a couple of years ago, that was even crumbier than I was. Boy, was she crumby! We had a lot of fun, though, for a while, in a crumby way.

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away. Last year I made a rule that I was going to quit horsing around with girls that, deep down, gave me a pain in the ass. I broke it, though, the same week I made it – the same night, as a matter of fact. I spent the whole night necking with a terrible phony named Anne Louise Sherman. Sex is something I just don't understand.

I swear to God I don't.

I'm not sure what I expected when I clicked into this thread, but I certainly didn't expect to be reminded of how much I disliked The Catcher in the Rye.

FunLover18

Twelve pages and no poll

Insert 'poll/pole' jokes here ____________

Insert 'insert pole' jokes here ____________

jam_mac_jam

I don't remember any blowjobs in catcher in the rye...

conorh91

Right Turn Clyde wrote: »

I'm not sure what I expected when I clicked into this thread, but I certainly didn't expect to be reminded of how much I disliked The Catcher in the Rye.

You're so phoney.

Shakespeare's Sister

Noobascious wrote: »

I must say when I was seventeen I was given a choice suck dick or be a peado. Ha raised by young fellas referring to this and that as fag queer in the most negative terms. Well I have never suck dick once

Cris Jones wrote: »

Do women enjoy it , now you know why you are asking that, because you know the answer, no they don't. get a male fk buddy, you know you want to ... they love ck and so do you. leave the women alone and go watch your porn and be a real man like you are. and it is all men replying to your thread. GET A LIFE.

Thread's gone up to 11.

wp_rathead

Havn't read thread but one my best friend was telling us all about giving her bf a blowjob (as ya do) and she casually goes "I think I use too much teeth". All us lad friends instantly flinch and go "WHA?! ANY teeth is too much teeth"

But yes, funny story I cared to share with this boards community
good night folks

Daveysil15

Pwindedd wrote: »

Do guys really like eating pussy - you say you do but I'm not entirely convinced!

Yes, assuming it doesn't look like a deep sea fish that swallowed its own arse.

Miss Lizzie Jones

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Yes, assuming it doesn't look like a deep sea fish that swallowed its own arse.

Wouldn't the smell be more important to you then what it looks like?

Galwayguy35

Fat Christy wrote: »

Some do, some don't.

Do men like giving lick outs?

No, I hate it.

Bonzo Delaney

A bride to be the morning of her wedding decides to be bold. She goes to the grooms house and rings the door bell when he answers she drops to her knees , and proceeds to give him the most mind blowing bj ever. When finished she stands up licks her lips and returns home to get ready.
Later on at the church the groom is standing at the top beaming from ear to ear. Best man ask him why's he so happy. Groom mentions he's just received the best blow job of his life this morning.
Meanwhile the bride to be is waiting out side to go in, beaming from ear to ear. The bridesmaid ask her why's she so happy , she replies she's just given the last blow job of her life this morning !!!


It'd be funnier it'd it weren't so true .

Menas

I suspect there may be a few sobered up posters editing/deleting some of their posts in here!

Daveysil15

Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »

Wouldn't the smell be more important to you then what it looks like?

Yes and the taste too. Some are a lot tastier than others.

Miss Lizzie Jones

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Yes and the taste too. Some are a lot tastier than others.

That explains a lot. I would often get the "God! You smell so good down here!" from my ex-fella whenever he was down there rooting around.