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What would your Death Row dinner be?

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    #92
    Kevhog1988
    Registered Users Posts: 3,989 ✭✭✭Kevhog1988


    MrsYelnekoff wrote: »
    Woody Allen, for the humour and deep conversation. Bob Dylan for the music and Tim Burton for the awkwardness. Hmm I'd probably need some ladies to keep the guys interested.

    Angelina Jolie she'd be eye candy for the lads and I am want to know does she actually eat.
    Jennifer Connolly, cause she seems cool and Penelope Cruz because she would bring Javier Bardem.......

    I hate Martin Freeman which I just discovered yesterday. That is all.

    Wrong thread??


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    #93
    Pablodreamsofnew
    Registered Users Posts: 430 ✭✭Pablodreamsofnew


    theemigrant wrote: »
    Wrong thread??

    What would your Death Row dinner be?


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    #94
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    theemigrant wrote: »
    Wrong thread??

    And who the hell hates Morgan Freeman?


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    #95
    Pablodreamsofnew
    Registered Users Posts: 430 ✭✭Pablodreamsofnew


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    And who the hell hates Morgan Freeman?

    I have no idea, he seems like a bit of creep though but I said MARTIN FREEMAN


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    #96
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    MrsYelnekoff wrote: »
    I have no idea, he seems like a bit of creep though but I said MARTIN FREEMAN

    Even worse. :eek:


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    #97
    Pablodreamsofnew
    Registered Users Posts: 430 ✭✭Pablodreamsofnew


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    Even worse. :eek:

    Why don't ya marry him?! :P I just think his nose is really annoying and I really like noses but his doesn't do it for me.


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    #98
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Baked Salmon, Artichoke Spears and Boiled Potatoes
    Black Forest Gateau and Double Cream
    Bottle of plain Chardonnay

    And finish up with a half pint of Chilled Prune Juice (to make those bastards earn their money). :D

    Goodbye Cruel World!


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    #99
    Pablodreamsofnew
    Registered Users Posts: 430 ✭✭Pablodreamsofnew


    Ah I misread the title.... I thought who would you have at your death row dinner... and thinking about it now.. you probably wouldn't be allowed visitors in death row..... but if I was in death row I don't think I'd be able to eat.. the panic :D


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    #100
    Pablodreamsofnew
    Registered Users Posts: 430 ✭✭Pablodreamsofnew


    I'm not Hannibal Lecter I swear...


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    #101
    zcorpian88
    Registered Users Posts: 1,515 ✭✭✭zcorpian88


    WilyCoyote wrote: »
    And finish up with a half pint of Chilled Prune Juice (to make those bastards earn their money). :D

    Goodbye Cruel World!

    I lol'd hard at that!


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    #102
    Ballyv24
    Registered Users Posts: 1,144 ✭✭✭Ballyv24


    Ask for a McRib and a Shamrock shake for your last meal because they'll rarely be available at McDonalds on the same limited time.


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    #103
    The Th!ng
    Registered Users Posts: 464 ✭✭The Th!ng


    The prison governor's wife.


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    #104
    Sparks43
    Registered Users Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    Semtex topped with C4

    Massive bang when they through the switch


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    #105
    Macavity.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    MrsYelnekoff wrote: »
    Woody Allen, for the humour and deep conversation. Bob Dylan for the music and Tim Burton for the awkwardness. Hmm I'd probably need some ladies to keep the guys interested.

    Angelina Jolie she'd be eye candy for the lads and I am want to know does she actually eat.
    Jennifer Connolly, cause she seems cool and Penelope Cruz because she would bring Javier Bardem.......

    I hate Martin Freeman which I just discovered yesterday. That is all.

    Hahahahaha. I read this before seeing that you made a mistake.


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    #106
    Pablodreamsofnew
    Registered Users Posts: 430 ✭✭Pablodreamsofnew


    Macavity. wrote: »
    Hahahahaha. I read this before seeing that you made a mistake.

    Yeah I really do look like Hannibal Lector if don't read the next post :D


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    #107
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    The dismembered leg of my last victim.


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    #108
    osarusan
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    An electric eel. The electricity from the eel will counteract the electricity from the chair and leave me just fine.


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    #109
    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    As many drugs as I can stuff in my face to help sedate me enough, so my last words alive of, ‘I feel my whole body burning’ will sound less blood curdling to my family. :)


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    #110
    WilyCoyote
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    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »
    As many drugs as I can stuff in my face to help sedate me enough, so my last words alive of, ‘I feel my whole body burning’ will sound less blood curdling to my family. :)

    Hey Sis, your name suggests that your an aficionado of the Great Lord Budd. If so, come out shooting!

    More tea Vicar?


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    #111
    Vandango
    Closed Accounts Posts: 604 ✭✭✭Vandango


    I'd just keep it simple and have a good big steak with pepper sauce, chips, mushrooms and onions. With a fresh side salad and a big glass of coke stacked with ice.


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    #112
    Wishiwasa Littlebitaller
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    Vandango wrote: »
    ..and a big glass of coke stacked with ice.

    Coke? Are you mad?

    That s*** will kill ya.


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    #113
    SweetChaos
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    I'd pass on the meal and ask for a load of mind altering drugs trippy like


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    #114
    suicide_circus
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    4 Valium and a glass of water


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