What would your Death Row dinner be?

fartyarse

When I ask people this in real life they always get really into it and think long and hard, so I said I may as well ask here...

What would your choice of final death row dinner be?

fleet_admiral

Chicken Tikka Masala and a Keema Naan

Hande hoche!

Cyanide aperitif.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Sausage, eggs, beans & chips. HP sauce, white bread & butter, pot of strong tea.

Frosty McSnowballs

It'd be gorgeous, nom nom nom

rawn

Jimmy Chungs All-You-Can-Eat buffet. I'd never stop eating.

fartyarse

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

Sausage, eggs, beans & chips. HP sauce, white bread & butter, pot of strong tea.

Same! People tell me I'm crazy for choosing it. It's COMFORT FOOD PEOPLE!!

knickerbocker

Viagra and whiskey............ might as well go out standing up!

Mince Pie

Rare steak with bernaise sauce, skinny chips, griddled asparagus with parmesan crisps washed down with a bottle of Cheateau Musar. Followed by Raspberry Creme Brulee then followed by cheese and Port.

That meal would probably kill me.

Dirty Dingus McGee

Either Lasagne with Potatoes and loads of Kerrygold butter or Gammon Ham,Potatoes (covered in kerrygold butter),Sweetcorn and A few slices of pineapple

voz es

Cheerios.............

lukesmom

Franks red hot wings and a bottle of coke.
Tub of Ben and jerrys peanut butter ice cream then off to heaven I go

fleet_admiral

rawn wrote: »

Jimmy Chungs All-You-Can-Eat buffet. I'd never stop eating.

That place has to be the most disgusting eatery in Dublin. If I was forced to eat it I's ask for the electric chair afterwards

cloud493

Think I'd go light, I'd probably throw it back up when the time came.

Maybe a nice sandwich, a slice of cake, and a cup of tea. And a pack of smokes if possible.

Harry Angstrom

An Everlasting Gobstopper.

CarrickMcJoe

A cake with a file in it......

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Food thread makin' me hungry

Flippyfloppy

Drive thru

ron jambo

Outback special steak and blooming onion.

takamichinoku

I had a look through death row meals a while back and damn near every single one of them had Dr Pepper. Unsure if that means it's actually delicious once you develop a taste for it or it makes you into a serial killer; either way, I've wanted some ever since.

DazMarz

Starter: fan of chilled honeydew melon with a raspberry coulis

Mains: medium-rare fillet steak with pepper sauce, sautéed mushrooms and onions, chips and garlic bread. Glass of red wine, bottle of Coca Cola.

Dessert: tub of Mars ice-cream, profiteroles with chocolate sauce.

Black coffee and a Marlboro cigarette


After that, I can go to the electric chair with a smile. :P

groucho marx

Dominos and a kurly wurly

cloud493

n September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last-meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal and did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry. His last-meal request was for a plate of two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños, a bowl of fried okra with ketchup, a pound of barbecued meat with half of a loaf of white bread, a portion of three fajitas, a meat-lover’s pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage), a pint of Blue Bell, a serving of ice cream, a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and a serving equivalent to three root beers (normally non-alcoholic). The abolition followed a complaint by a Texas Senator, John Whitmire (Democrat, of Houston), who called the meal "inappropriate".[6][7][8][9] The tradition of customized last meals is thought to have been established around 1924 in Texas.[10]

Thats like a troll.

Cantremember

My jailers

dar100

My finger nails I'd imagine

fussyonion

I'd call up Bombay Pantry and get their Meal for Two deal...Ollie who works the phones is an awful nice chap. He'd probably throw in a naan bread to take the edge of the oul electrocution bit.

I'd scoff that and then have five tubes of Salt and Vinegar Pringles til me tongue bleeds, then have an oul suck of some Warheads til me tongue bleeds, then wash it down with a bottle of Mickey Finns til me tongue bleeds.

Then I'd hop onto the chair and do a bit of the oul electrocution, do the Hokey Cokey.."You stick your left leg out and shake it all about."
I'd try and do a jazz-hands routine while it was happening just to entertain the people watching me through the glass.

Then I'd die. While me arse bleeds from all the spicy curry.

Tail Docker

Unicorn steak, well done. And I'm going nowhere till I get it.

Slattsy

Pork Belly with crispy crackling.

stehyl15

Weed brownies

Rib-eye steak, sweet potato fries, mange tout and for desert a large portion of Death By Chocolate. It just sounds like a better way to go than electrocution or lethal injection.

my teapot is orange

Fish & Chips followed by Tiramisu and strong coffee.

dar100

Ozzie BBQ

Shaun Plays Games

Spuds and Ham! :P

DanDublin1982

Cake and ice cream.

Sunnyisland

A happy meal from McDonald's .

e_e

A big bowl of pho.

Banjo String

Prob tonight's dinner.

We had veg curry, char grilled cauliflower, then whizz up some garlic, ginger, some coriander stalks, couple of chillis and some scallions in the blender.

Fry some mustard seeds, fenugreek seeds, curry leaves and turmeric in a pan, then throw in the blenders contents.

Add your char grilled cauliflower, can 8f drained chickpea, can of coconut milk, can of pineapple chunks (juice and all) and a couple of chopped tomatoes.

Bring to boil for about 10 mins.

Also, rice boiled with some cloves and a half a lemon.

Fcuking Devine and cooked in about a half hour.

And I am not a vegetarian btw.

cloud493

Banjo String wrote: »

Prob tonight's dinner.

We had veg curry, char grilled cauliflower, then whizz up some garlic, ginger, some coriander stalks, couple of chillis and some scallions in the blender.

Fry some mustard seeds, fenugreek seeds, curry leaves and turmeric in a pan, then throw in the blenders contents.

Add your char grilled cauliflower, can 8f drained chickpea, can of coconut milk, can of pineapple chunks (juice and all) and a couple of chopped tomatoes.

Bring to boil for about 10 mins.

Also, rice boiled with some cloves and a half a lemon.

Fcuking Devine and cooked in about a half hour.

And I am not a vegetarian btw.

Last meal on this earth, no meat?

Georgia Salpa's fanny

Banjo String

cloud493 wrote: »

Last meal on this earth, no meat?

Was eating it tonight again with the wife (who is veggie) and I actually commented that it didn't/doesn't need meat. The chargrilled cauliflower comes out all nutty and meaty tbh.

serious , one of the best curries I've eaten, and I'm a man who knows his curry.


My house smells amazing atm too

dar100

Banjo String wrote: »

Prob tonight's dinner.

We had veg curry, char grilled cauliflower, then whizz up some garlic, ginger, some coriander stalks, couple of chillis and some scallions in the blender.

Fry some mustard seeds, fenugreek seeds, curry leaves and turmeric in a pan, then throw in the blenders contents.

Add your char grilled cauliflower, can 8f drained chickpea, can of coconut milk, can of pineapple chunks (juice and all) and a couple of chopped tomatoes.

Bring to boil for about 10 mins.

Also, rice boiled with some cloves and a half a lemon.

Fcuking Devine and cooked in about a half hour.

And I am not a vegetarian btw.

So much for fast food

Gillo

takamichinoku wrote: »

I had a look through death row meals a while back and damn near every single one of them had Dr Pepper. Unsure if that means it's actually delicious once you develop a taste for it or it makes you into a serial killer; either way, I've wanted some ever since.

Didn't Dr. Pepper used to have that series of ad's with the tagline "Whats the worst could happen?"

For me, a massive cheese board, crackers and red wine. Maybe a tin of snuff (I tried it once at a dinner party and kind of liked it). Also a few shots of espresso.

Don't forget the packet of indigestion tablets, last thing I'd want is a dodgy stomach before they top me off:mad:

megaten

Dinner box from the chipper

Banjo String

dar100 wrote: »

So much for fast food

It is fast, actually taken from Jamie Oliver 15 min meals.

boobar

Lamb biryani with keema naan

anncoates

I never get the concept of fetishizing a last dinner.

It's like a sly way of boasting about food tastes, ironically or not.

I'm getting fcuking killed. I don't care what I eat before they electrocute me or poison me to death.

fleet_admiral

Augeo wrote: »

Georgia Salpa's fanny

Lick a 9 volt battery. No difference id say

KERSPLAT!

The mothers beef stew with about 4 slices of bread and a litre of milk!

cloud493

I'd have to some meat for my last dinner. Even if I was shaking terrified, I'd have some sort of meat. Couldn't not have it.

Gillo

Maybe a massive vegetarian buffet. Ok I know it'd lack meat but when they ask have I any last work's alls they get is a cheeky grin and "Veggie food, it might of saved a cow but am animal is still gonna die"

Actually I'd order a steak with it, just to wind up those tree huggers:D:D:D

Talib Fiasco

Meal deal from 4 Star with garlic pizza bread and wedges. Pizza would be ham bacon and pepperoni. Footlong Italian BMT from subway with all the salad. Sweet and sour chicken with boiled rice in a wrap with cheese. My mothers homemade chips with scandalous amounts of salt and ketchup all over. Lots of strawberry ice cream. Ice cold TK Orange to wash everything down. Pack of green extra chewing gum after before I go out.