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Rudest behaviour

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,221 ✭✭✭pablo128


    ...While we're on the subject I have started a thread in a separate area of the forum asking posters to describe their last visit to the bathroom using the title of a film e.g The Rock, Days of Thunder, 2Fast 2Furious etc. etc.

    Would love to hear all your thoughts.
    Rain man.

    Going back to the OP, here we have a person who has, I presume over many years, learned the holy grail of man tricks, how to fart on command. At every given opportunity, in an appropriate location he is dishing them out like whipcracks. Then in an appalling situation, some whistleblowing b@stard has disclosed to the women folk of the work place what is going on in the mens jacks. Is no jacks sacred anymore?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    And it burns, burns, burns.....
    MY RING'S ON FIRE!!!!! MY RING'S ON FIRE!!!

    Currently studying for my Archaeology exam and as I was going through my notes, I found this slide:

    https://www.dropbox.com/s/vmaqerna3g786z8/ring%20of%20fire.png

    It's a sign. :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,636 ✭✭✭feargale


    There's a man in my work who loudly farts when he's using the urinal and another man walks in. We suspect he sees this as some method of asserting his dominance, but I think it's inexcusably rude. what are some examples of rudeness you regularly encounter?

    Maybe it's territorial assertion. Other species engage in that.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    feargale wrote: »
    Maybe it's territorial assertion. Other species engage in that.

    That's my reading of it, though I'm no big-city anthropologist


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,502 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    The queue in the women's toilets can be crazy. And when it's a danger poo, you've got to go somewhere!

    *looks over left shoulder*
    *looks over right shoulder*
    *leans towards Fat Christy*

    What's a danger poo???


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭bboybaboy19


    *looks over left shoulder*
    *looks over right shoulder*
    *leans towards Fat Christy*

    What's a danger poo???

    When you're prairie dogging


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,502 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Aaah, I always called it "touching cloth". Ya learn something new every day


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,761 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Or having the "turtle's head"....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    *looks over left shoulder*
    *looks over right shoulder*
    *leans towards Fat Christy*

    What's a danger poo???

    For me it's where you have to take an emergency trip to the bathroom. It ain't staying in there for too long.


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