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Rudest behaviour

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  • 02-08-2014 3:39pm
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    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭


    There's a man in my work who loudly farts when he's using the urinal and another man walks in. We suspect he sees this as some method of asserting his dominance, but I think it's inexcusably rude. what are some examples of rudeness you regularly encounter?


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    darkpagandeath
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    Does he spit in the urinal first then fart ?


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    Arthur Beesley
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    Someone farts while in the jacks. Whatever next?


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    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    At least he doesn't take a **** in the urinal.


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    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    What an oik!
    The rotter.


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    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    People drinking their tea without extending their small finger away from the hand, frightfully uncouth people.


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    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    If you cant fart in a toilet where can you.


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    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    Someone farts while in the jacks. Whatever next?

    I know. Imagine if he took a dump :eek:


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    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    mad muffin wrote: »
    I know. Imagine if he took a dump :eek:

    In the jacks? I've been known to do that myself.


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    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    In the jacks? I've been known to do that myself.

    You filthy scoundrel! :mad:


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    Birneybau
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    Best place for it.

    Count yourself lucky he doesn't try to assert his dominance in the canteen or lift.


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    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Best place for it.

    Count yourself lucky he doesn't try to assert his dominance in the canteen or lift.

    Or in your face. :(


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    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    Someone farts while in the jacks. Whatever next?
    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    At least he doesn't take a **** in the urinal.

    How do you find all the poo related threads so quickly? :pac:

    If there's poo, you're there. :pac:


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    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    mad muffin wrote: »
    You filthy scoundrel! :mad:

    :) where do you take your dumps?


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    Sir Arthur Daley
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    Next time it happens bring a lighter.


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    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    Or in your face. :(

    I once asserted my dominance over my little sisters by farting on their heads :D


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    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    How do you find all the poo related threads so quickly? :pac:

    If there's poo, you're there. :pac:

    I have a poo bot that constantly crawls boards.ie in search of references.


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    Recondite49
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    wazky wrote: »
    People drinking their tea without extending their small finger away from the hand, frightfully uncouth people.

    Oh rather! :)


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    harney
    Registered Users Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    KingOfFairview wrote: »
    There's a man in my work who loudly farts when he's using the urinal and another man walks in. We suspect he sees this as some method of asserting his dominance, but I think it's inexcusably rude. what are some examples of rudeness you regularly encounter?

    I prefer the silent but violent method myself. It's much more amusing watching the look of horror slowly spread across their faces.


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    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    He is marking his territory, wee on him the next time and watch him back down.


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    Recondite49
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    My girlfriend is appalled whenever I clip my toenails in front of her.


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    Padkir
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    I certainly hope someone stabs him in the eye.


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    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    mad muffin wrote: »
    I once asserted my dominance over my little sisters by farting on their heads :D

    We've all been guilty of that.


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    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    mad muffin wrote: »
    I once asserted my dominance over my little sisters by farting on their heads :D

    My sister is kant for that. She farted on my other sisters head and has farted on me a gazillion times. :mad: Big durty wet ones as well.


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    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    :) where do you take your dumps?

    On the neighbours lawn :pac:


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    Fat Christy
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    Recondite49 wrote: »
    My girlfriend is appalled whenever I clip my toenails in front of her.

    Your gf is easily appalled.


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    groucho marx
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    How very GAStly :-S


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    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    Someone farts while in the jacks. Whatever next?

    No no, he waits untila man comes near him, it's a targetted thing. Fltulence upsets me greatly, but I accept it's a nessecary evil. but this cad just farts at people


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    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Smash his face off the urinal next time.


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    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    mad muffin wrote: »
    On the neighbours lawn :pac:

    Nice, very thoughtful to fertilise your neighbours lawn. They must be very grateful.


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    aaakev
    Registered Users Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭aaakev


    KingOfFairview wrote: »
    There's a man in my work who loudly farts when he's using the urinal and another man walks in. We suspect he sees this as some method of asserting his dominance, but I think it's inexcusably rude. what are some examples of rudeness you regularly encounter?

    Wow wow wow hang on a second there princess.......

    what are you doing in the mans toilets??


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