Rudest behaviour

KingOfFairview

There's a man in my work who loudly farts when he's using the urinal and another man walks in. We suspect he sees this as some method of asserting his dominance, but I think it's inexcusably rude. what are some examples of rudeness you regularly encounter?

darkpagandeath

Does he spit in the urinal first then fart ?

Arthur Beesley

Someone farts while in the jacks. Whatever next?

Arthur Beesley

At least he doesn't take a **** in the urinal.

Gran Hermano

What an oik!
The rotter.

wazky

People drinking their tea without extending their small finger away from the hand, frightfully uncouth people.

Sir Arthur Daley

If you cant fart in a toilet where can you.

mad muffin

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Someone farts while in the jacks. Whatever next?

I know. Imagine if he took a dump :eek:

Arthur Beesley

mad muffin wrote: »

I know. Imagine if he took a dump :eek:

In the jacks? I've been known to do that myself.

mad muffin

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

In the jacks? I've been known to do that myself.

You filthy scoundrel! :mad:

Birneybau

Best place for it.

Count yourself lucky he doesn't try to assert his dominance in the canteen or lift.

Arthur Beesley

Birneybau wrote: »

Best place for it.

Count yourself lucky he doesn't try to assert his dominance in the canteen or lift.

Or in your face.

Fat Christy

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Someone farts while in the jacks. Whatever next?

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

At least he doesn't take a **** in the urinal.

How do you find all the poo related threads so quickly? :pac:

If there's poo, you're there. :pac:

Arthur Beesley

mad muffin wrote: »

You filthy scoundrel! :mad:

where do you take your dumps?

Sir Arthur Daley

Next time it happens bring a lighter.

mad muffin

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Or in your face.

I once asserted my dominance over my little sisters by farting on their heads

Arthur Beesley

Fat Christy wrote: »

How do you find all the poo related threads so quickly? :pac:

If there's poo, you're there. :pac:

I have a poo bot that constantly crawls boards.ie in search of references.

Recondite49

wazky wrote: »

People drinking their tea without extending their small finger away from the hand, frightfully uncouth people.

Oh rather!

harney

KingOfFairview wrote: »

There's a man in my work who loudly farts when he's using the urinal and another man walks in. We suspect he sees this as some method of asserting his dominance, but I think it's inexcusably rude. what are some examples of rudeness you regularly encounter?

I prefer the silent but violent method myself. It's much more amusing watching the look of horror slowly spread across their faces.

Ruu

He is marking his territory, wee on him the next time and watch him back down.

Recondite49

My girlfriend is appalled whenever I clip my toenails in front of her.

Padkir

I certainly hope someone stabs him in the eye.

Arthur Beesley

mad muffin wrote: »

I once asserted my dominance over my little sisters by farting on their heads

We've all been guilty of that.

Fat Christy

mad muffin wrote: »

I once asserted my dominance over my little sisters by farting on their heads

My sister is kant for that. She farted on my other sisters head and has farted on me a gazillion times. :mad: Big durty wet ones as well.

mad muffin

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

where do you take your dumps?

On the neighbours lawn :pac:

Fat Christy

Recondite49 wrote: »

My girlfriend is appalled whenever I clip my toenails in front of her.

Your gf is easily appalled.

groucho marx

How very GAStly :-S

KingOfFairview

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Someone farts while in the jacks. Whatever next?

No no, he waits untila man comes near him, it's a targetted thing. Fltulence upsets me greatly, but I accept it's a nessecary evil. but this cad just farts at people

Sir Osis of Liver.

Smash his face off the urinal next time.

Arthur Beesley

mad muffin wrote: »

On the neighbours lawn :pac:

Nice, very thoughtful to fertilise your neighbours lawn. They must be very grateful.

aaakev

KingOfFairview wrote: »

There's a man in my work who loudly farts when he's using the urinal and another man walks in. We suspect he sees this as some method of asserting his dominance, but I think it's inexcusably rude. what are some examples of rudeness you regularly encounter?

Wow wow wow hang on a second there princess.......

what are you doing in the mans toilets??

mad muffin

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Nice, very thoughtful to fertilise your neighbours lawn. They must be very grateful.

I would think so

rolliepoley

People listening to other people fart and then moan about it.

Arthur Beesley

aaakev wrote: »

Wow wow wow hang on a second there princess.......

what are you doing in the mans toilets??

Well spotted, it hadn't occurred to me that the OP was female. It is all starting to make sense now.

Aubrey loves Joe

Oh he is most rude

Fat Christy

aaakev wrote: »

Wow wow wow hang on a second there princess.......

what are you doing in the mans toilets??

The queue in the women's toilets can be crazy. And when it's a danger poo, you've got to go somewhere!

Recondite49

Fat Christy wrote: »

The queue in the women's toilets can be crazy. And when it's a danger poo, you've got to go somewhere!

Useful time saving tip in the mornings : As you're abluting in your morning shower, just let rip into your hand and sling it into the toilet bowl!

(This is a joke for the more literally minded and less scatological among us)

KingOfFairview

aaakev wrote: »

Wow wow wow hang on a second there princess.......

what are you doing in the mans toilets??

Critiquing the anal activities of an office bully

Fat Christy

Recondite49 wrote: »

Useful time saving tip in the mornings : As you're abluting in your morning shower, just let rip into your hand and sling it into the toilet bowl!

(This is a joke for the more literally minded and less scatological among us)

Seriously Recondite, you're gonna get Arthur Beesley all excirah. :pac:

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Recondite49 wrote: »

Useful time saving tip in the mornings : As you're abluting in your morning shower, just let rip into your hand and sling it into the toilet bowl!

(This is a joke for the more literally minded and less scatological among us)

Wanna hope it's not too watery.

KingOfFairview

I'm worried that some day the other penis-wielders might whoop their approval and officially crown him King 5hit

Fat Christy

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

Wanna hope it's not too watery.

I do good solid poos but not too solid that you have to squeeze them out. Work on your diet and sort that shít out.

groucho marx

Does this rude sort also do power asserting activities in other forums like for instance if he saw you enter a supermarket would he do something veryy rude and out of place like purchasing an item?

KingOfFairview

groucho marx wrote: »

Does this rude sort also do power asserting activities in other forums like for instance if he saw you enter a supermarket would he do something veryy rude and out of place like purchasing an item?

He might purchase a big blet that says "everyhting is bigger in texas", meaning his phallus, if he were texan, yes

Arthur Beesley

Recondite49 wrote: »

Useful time saving tip in the mornings : As you're abluting in your morning shower, just let rip into your hand and sling it into the toilet bowl!

(This is a joke for the more literally minded and less scatological among us)

Does your shower not have a drain? Why get your hands and toilet dirty unnecessarily? Makes no sense to me.

Renegade Mechanic

Alot of muscles relax when going for a p*ss. Including the ones holding back the trumpet section. Its to be expected..

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Just relax, you'll have the last laugh, the day he follows through.

SpaceCowb0y

KingOfFairview wrote: »

There's a man in my work who loudly farts when he's using the urinal and another man walks in. We suspect he sees this as some method of asserting his dominance, but I think it's inexcusably rude. what are some examples of rudeness you regularly encounter?

I'll stop doing that sorry!

Renegade Mechanic

Recondite49 wrote: »

Useful time saving tip in the mornings : As you're abluting in your morning shower, just let rip into your hand and sling it into the toilet bowl!

(This is a joke for the more literally minded and less scatological among us)

Easier method:

Let that dead otter fall to the floor of the shower/bath instead.
Kick it towards the drain.
Initiate the "Waffle Stomp"..

Arthur Beesley

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

Just relax, you'll have the last laugh, the day he follows through.

As long as his arse isn't pointing at the OP.

KingOfFairview

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

As long as his arse isn't pointing at the OP.

With his pants pulled down for some reason