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    #62
    Hotfail.com
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    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    Anyone else agree that boards.je is long overdue an 'All things Poo' forum?

    Off to the Forum Requests with you! :D


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    #63
    Fat Christy
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    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    Anyone else agree that boards.je is long overdue an 'All things Poo' forum?

    Yes, I agree!!


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    #64
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    Anyone else agree that boards.je is long overdue an 'All things Poo' forum?



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    #65
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    OP is a prude.

    Hey! I fukk crazy-ass bitches all day long. Often in the face


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    #66
    Fat Christy
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    Oh gawd, I'm so immature, I have just spent the last 15 minutes laughing my ass off at this thread while farting. I had Indian last night, they don't smell so nice. :(


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    #67
    Fat Christy
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    KingOfFairview wrote: »
    Hey! I fukk crazy-ass bitches all day long. Often in the face

    But not in the bum hole. That's where poo comes from.


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    #68
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    But not in the bum hole. That's where poo comes from.

    Don;t use the 'p word' around me, i prefer to term excreta


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    #69
    FortuneChip
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    KingOfFairview wrote: »
    There's a man in my work who loudly farts when he's using the urinal and another man walks in. We suspect he sees this as some method of asserting his dominance, but I think it's inexcusably rude. what are some examples of rudeness you regularly encounter?

    You have to be joking, because that's absolutely hilarious!


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    #70
    KingOfFairview
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    FortuneChip wrote: »
    You have to be joking, because that's absolutely hilarious!

    He's a bullying nogoodnik


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    #71
    Wishiwasa Littlebitaller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,337 ✭✭✭Wishiwasa Littlebitaller


    The OP asked a question. Answer it you rude fcukers!
    KingOfFairview wrote: »
    What are some examples of rudeness you regularly encounter?


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    #72
    Fat Christy
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    Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »
    The OP asked a question. Answer it you rude fcukers!

    No.


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    #73
    darkpagandeath
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    wazky wrote: »
    People drinking their tea without extending their small finger away from the hand, frightfully uncouth people.

    That's actually the uncouth part it's incorrect etiquette.


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    #74
    Mickey H
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    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Oh gawd, I'm so immature, I have just spent the last 15 minutes laughing my ass off at this thread while farting. I had Indian last night, they don't smell so nice. :(

    So what you're saying is that this morning a full moon passed over a bowl, exposing the ring of fire...

    Or something...


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    #75
    Renegade Mechanic
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    Mickey H wrote: »
    So what you're saying is that this morning a full moon passed over a bowl, exposing the ring of fire...

    Or something...

    And it burns, burns, burns.....


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    #76
    Renegade Mechanic
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    MY RING'S ON FIRE!!!!! MY RING'S ON FIRE!!!


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    #77
    fryup
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    rude language in front of the vicar is the worst of all....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1DiaMBIHZY


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    #78
    Fat Christy
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    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    And it burns, burns, burns.....
    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    MY RING'S ON FIRE!!!!! MY RING'S ON FIRE!!!

    Now that song is stuck in my head.

    The lyrics 'I fell in to a burning ring of fire' has taken on a whole new meaning. :(


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    #79
    Mickey H
    Registered Users Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Now that song is stuck in my head.

    The lyrics 'I fell in to a burning ring of fire curry' has taken on a whole new meaning. :(

    Sound about right? :D


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    #80
    Fat Christy
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    Mickey H wrote: »
    Sound about right? :D

    No, I was thinking more about putting my pee pee into 'someone who had curry the night before's' bumhole.

    That's if I had a pee pee. :pac:


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    #81
    Hotfail.com
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    Fat Christy wrote: »
    No, I was thinking more about putting my pee pee into 'someone who had curry the night before's' bumhole.

    That's if I had a pee pee. :pac:

    Just when I thought you couldn't get any weirder.


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    #82
    Gillo
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    My house mate burps as loud as he can, he seems to equate it with kn0b size or something. Despite pulling him up on it he keeps doing it.

    I'd actually be embarrassed to have someone in the house with him about.


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    #83
    Recondite49
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    Duracell Bunny wrote: »
    Wanna hope it's not too watery.

    That's what the plug hole in shower is for... just rinse and repeat! :)


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    #84
    Recondite49
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    When I lay down a particularly eye wateringly large sized log, I do feel a sense of achievement so the first thing I tend to do after washing hands is to try and relate the experience to my girlfriend, who is as usual horrified that I would even mention a thing even in passing conversation.

    I agree stools aren't a fitting subject for the dinner table but it seems to me if you've dropped a depth charged sized one, as a man you deserve some measure of credit.. it's not easy getting it all out in one go without giving in to the temptation to crimp off a length.

    It takes focus and absolute sphincter control - some people simply have no appreciation for the art form! :)


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    #85
    Recondite49
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    ...While we're on the subject I have started a thread in a separate area of the forum asking posters to describe their last visit to the bathroom using the title of a film e.g The Rock, Days of Thunder, 2Fast 2Furious etc. etc.

    Would love to hear all your thoughts.


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    #86
    Gillo
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    The Hobbit, Desolation of the Bog


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    #87
    Fat Christy
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    Recondite49 wrote: »
    When I lay down a particularly eye wateringly large sized log, I do feel a sense of achievement so the first thing I tend to do after washing hands is to try and relate the experience to my girlfriend, who is as usual horrified that I would even mention a thing even in passing conversation.

    You need to have a poo conversation with your OH every day. Communication is everything!


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    #88
    Recondite49
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    Fat Christy wrote: »
    You need to have a poo conversation with your OH every day. Communication is everything!

    You're right Christy, don't women often complain men aren't open and honest with them?

    If for instance my darling girl came to me and told me she was so constipated she'd started pebble-dashing the porcelain with her brown bullets, I would be the first to offer sympathy and a range of high fibre snacks.

    Some people just don't appreciate it when you go the extra mile for them!


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    #89
    Recondite49
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    Gillo wrote: »
    The Hobbit, Desolation of the Bog

    One ring to rule them all . . :-P


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    #90
    Recondite49
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    Also got into trouble with the old ball and chain last night for letting off an SBV in bed.

    I was face down dozing off and she was staying up for a while reading as she's prone to do.

    When the noxious gases came spewing forth, Mr Sphincter was caught with his trousers down - next thing I know my darling girl is cursing loudly and slamming the window open.

    I tried to oblige her by getting under the duvet but she told me this only makes things worse as the latent SBV Will lurk for hours at a time before making a running jump at her nostrils just before she's nodding off.


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    #91
    mad muffin
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    Recondite49 wrote: »
    Also got into trouble with the old ball and chain last night for letting off an SBV in bed.

    I was face down dozing off and she was staying up for a while reading as she's prone to do.

    When the noxious gases came spewing forth, Mr Sphincter was caught with his trousers down - next thing I know my darling girl is cursing loudly and slamming the window open.

    I tried to oblige her by getting under the duvet but she told me this only makes things worse as the latent SBV Will lurk for hours at a time before making a running jump at her nostrils just before she's nodding off.


    I like to fan the duvet when that happens. Let all it's glory out.


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