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Rudest behaviour

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    #32
    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    Nice, very thoughtful to fertilise your neighbours lawn. They must be very grateful.

    I would think so :p


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    #33
    rolliepoley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    People listening to other people fart and then moan about it.


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    #34
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    aaakev wrote: »
    Wow wow wow hang on a second there princess.......

    what are you doing in the mans toilets??

    Well spotted, it hadn't occurred to me that the OP was female. It is all starting to make sense now.


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    #35
    Aubrey loves Joe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭Aubrey loves Joe


    Oh he is most rude


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    #36
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    aaakev wrote: »
    Wow wow wow hang on a second there princess.......

    what are you doing in the mans toilets??

    The queue in the women's toilets can be crazy. And when it's a danger poo, you've got to go somewhere!


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    #37
    Recondite49
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Recondite49


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    The queue in the women's toilets can be crazy. And when it's a danger poo, you've got to go somewhere!

    Useful time saving tip in the mornings : As you're abluting in your morning shower, just let rip into your hand and sling it into the toilet bowl!

    (This is a joke for the more literally minded and less scatological among us)


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    #38
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    aaakev wrote: »
    Wow wow wow hang on a second there princess.......

    what are you doing in the mans toilets??

    Critiquing the anal activities of an office bully


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    #39
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Recondite49 wrote: »
    Useful time saving tip in the mornings : As you're abluting in your morning shower, just let rip into your hand and sling it into the toilet bowl!

    (This is a joke for the more literally minded and less scatological among us)

    Seriously Recondite, you're gonna get Arthur Beesley all excirah. :pac:


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    #40
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,629 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Recondite49 wrote: »
    Useful time saving tip in the mornings : As you're abluting in your morning shower, just let rip into your hand and sling it into the toilet bowl!

    (This is a joke for the more literally minded and less scatological among us)

    Wanna hope it's not too watery.


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    #41
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    I'm worried that some day the other penis-wielders might whoop their approval and officially crown him King 5hit


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    #42
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Duracell Bunny wrote: »
    Wanna hope it's not too watery.

    I do good solid poos but not too solid that you have to squeeze them out. Work on your diet and sort that shít out.


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    #43
    groucho marx
    Registered Users Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭groucho marx


    Does this rude sort also do power asserting activities in other forums like for instance if he saw you enter a supermarket would he do something veryy rude and out of place like purchasing an item?


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    #44
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    groucho marx wrote: »
    Does this rude sort also do power asserting activities in other forums like for instance if he saw you enter a supermarket would he do something veryy rude and out of place like purchasing an item?

    He might purchase a big blet that says "everyhting is bigger in texas", meaning his phallus, if he were texan, yes


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    #45
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Recondite49 wrote: »
    Useful time saving tip in the mornings : As you're abluting in your morning shower, just let rip into your hand and sling it into the toilet bowl!

    (This is a joke for the more literally minded and less scatological among us)

    Does your shower not have a drain? Why get your hands and toilet dirty unnecessarily? Makes no sense to me.


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    #46
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Alot of muscles relax when going for a p*ss. Including the ones holding back the trumpet section. Its to be expected..


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    #47
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,629 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Just relax, you'll have the last laugh, the day he follows through.


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    #48
    SpaceCowb0y
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    KingOfFairview wrote: »
    There's a man in my work who loudly farts when he's using the urinal and another man walks in. We suspect he sees this as some method of asserting his dominance, but I think it's inexcusably rude. what are some examples of rudeness you regularly encounter?

    I'll stop doing that sorry!


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    #49
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Recondite49 wrote: »
    Useful time saving tip in the mornings : As you're abluting in your morning shower, just let rip into your hand and sling it into the toilet bowl!

    (This is a joke for the more literally minded and less scatological among us)

    Easier method:

    Let that dead otter fall to the floor of the shower/bath instead.
    Kick it towards the drain.
    Initiate the "Waffle Stomp"..


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    #50
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Duracell Bunny wrote: »
    Just relax, you'll have the last laugh, the day he follows through.

    As long as his arse isn't pointing at the OP.


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    #51
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    As long as his arse isn't pointing at the OP.

    With his pants pulled down for some reason


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    #52
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    SpaceCowb0y wrote: »
    I'll stop doing that sorry!

    Better out than in, you don't want to self combust. If ya can't fart in the toilet where can ya fart?


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    #53
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,629 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    As long as his arse isn't pointing at the OP.

    Why? Can he projectile shyte through his trousers?


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    #54
    SpaceCowb0y
    Registered Users Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭SpaceCowb0y


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Better out than in, you don't want to self combust. If ya can't fart in the toilet where can ya fart?

    In front of the missus? Christmas dinner? Confession?


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    #55
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Better out than in, you don't want to self combust. If ya can't fart in the toilet where can ya fart?

    Loudly at innocent co-workers with impunity, apparently

    Next thing you know you'll all be telling me not to get so touchy over the homeless man who keeps vomiting blood down my sleeve


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    #56
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Duracell Bunny wrote: »
    Why? Can he projectile shyte through his trousers?

    I've seen it happen. The constant farts have weakened the structural integrity of his jocks.


    Who want's to risk that?


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    #57
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    SpaceCowb0y wrote: »
    In front of the missus? Christmas dinner? Confession?

    Yes, yes and yes!! Confession is ideal!! You're in a box, just you and the priest who has to stay there for the next few hours. Let it rip!!
    KingOfFairview wrote: »
    Loudly at innocent co-workers with impunity, apparently

    Next thing you know you'll all be telling me not to get so touchy over the homeless man who keeps vomiting blood down my sleeve



    :pac:


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    #58
    PizzamanIRL
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    OP is a prude.


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    #59
    Hotfail.com
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    KingOfFairview wrote: »
    Next thing you know you'll all be telling me not to get so touchy over the homeless man who keeps vomiting blood down my sleeve

    Maybe ring him am ambulance instead of telling all of us about it... :p


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    #60
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Anyone else agree that boards.ie is long overdue an 'All things Poo' forum?


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    #61
    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    *inhales deeply*

    I love the smell of poo thread in the afternoon.

    AH doesn't disappoint :pac:


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