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    #152
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    also, bring it on!


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    #153
    auldgranny
    Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    Slattsy wrote: »
    also, bring it on!

    I called you a wimp. You probably don't see that as abuse as you know it is the truth.


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    #154
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Did you forget to take your Alzheimers tablets this morning dear?


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    #155
    auldgranny
    Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    Slattsy wrote: »
    Did you forget to take your Alzheimers tablets this morning dear?

    Dunno. I forget....:)


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    #156
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    What were we talking about?


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    #157
    auldgranny
    Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    Slattsy wrote: »
    What were we talking about?

    Can't remember on this but you pm'd me about your need for penis extensions.


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    #158
    auldgranny
    Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    auldgranny wrote: »
    Can't remember on this but you pm'd me about your need for penis extensions.

    Oooooo that's why the curtain rods in guineys dig now I get it


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    #159
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    It was a penis reduction!
    Apparently the size scares the bejaysus outta wimmin :P


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    #160
    auldgranny
    Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    Slattsy wrote: »
    It was a penis reduction!
    Apparently the size scares the bejaysus outta wimmin :P

    Blow up dolls have quite a small cavity alright


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    #161
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Surprisingly large*



    *I heard.


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    #162
    auldgranny
    Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    Slattsy wrote: »
    Surprisingly large*



    I heard.

    Love to continue this but I have to go help clean the church now.
    Must tell the other auld wans about your penis problem. :)


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    #163
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    auldgranny wrote: »
    Love to continue this but I have to go help clean the church now.
    Must tell the other auld wans about your penis problem. :)

    I hope they're total Milfs !!


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    #164
    droidman123
    Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭droidman123


    Slattsy wrote: »
    I hope they're total Milfs !!

    You mean gilfs


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    #165
    BumperD
    Registered Users Posts: 5,681 ✭✭✭BumperD


    Confirmed. Alcohol doesn't cause hangovers. Waking up does.


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    #166
    hucklebuck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,173 ✭✭✭hucklebuck


    auldgranny wrote: »
    Can't remember on this but you pm'd me about your need for penis extensions.


    These big vagina ladies are getting away with murder



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    #167
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Don't like Curb your Enthusiasm.


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    #168
    hucklebuck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,173 ✭✭✭hucklebuck


    Slattsy wrote: »
    Don't like Curb your Enthusiasm.

    That's beacuse gays with small dicks don't


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    #169
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    It's only smaller after the reduction.

    As for being gay... Ask your mot how gay I am and tell her to drop my watch back!


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    #170
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Sipping a gin and tonic to prove my manly sexuality!


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    #171
    hucklebuck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,173 ✭✭✭hucklebuck


    Slattsy wrote: »
    It's only smaller after the reduction.

    As for being gay... Ask your mot how gay I am and tell her to drop my watch back!

    You are a pioneer for nanosurgery alright!!

    I am single, the builder that is doing work on the house was here though, he is like yourself, post op


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    #172
    hucklebuck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,173 ✭✭✭hucklebuck


    Slattsy wrote: »
    Sipping a gin and tonic to prove my manly sexuality!

    I heard you have a Hendricks with cucumber, but not in the traditional way :eek:


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    #173
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Staying up to watch the Liverpool friendly. Pitch is in a terrible condition.


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    #174
    droidman123
    Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭droidman123


    Slattsy wrote: »
    Sipping a gin and tonic to prove my manly sexuality!

    Gin and tonic is the gayest drink ever!!!!


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    #175
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    droidman123 wrote: »
    Gin and tonic is the gayest drink ever!!!!

    Its actully not, i'd say an Appletini is :D


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    #176
    droidman123
    Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭droidman123


    The westham v schalke game was on discovery quest live earlier on...i kid you not.it was dire..finished 0-0..irons won on penos. If this is the "new" alardyce way of playing football i.m in for another long season of ****e! One up front...nothing has changed from last season.i hope he gives a better shape tomorrow against malaga. Coyi


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    #177
    droidman123
    Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭droidman123


    Slattsy wrote: »
    Its actully not, i'd say an Appletini is :D

    Vera duckworth used to drink gin and tonic


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    #178
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    droidman123 wrote: »
    Vera duckworth used to drink gin and tonic

    Auldgranny :pac:


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    #179
    auldgranny
    Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    Slattsy wrote: »
    Auldgranny :pac:

    Did someone call me?


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    #180
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    auldgranny wrote: »
    Did someone call me?

    Yeah, fetch me a sandwich.


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    #181
    auldgranny
    Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    White or brown butter or polyunsaturated ****e ham cheese or chicken


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